Strange but hilarious prison note to girlfriend found in the gutter
Yesterday, I was using my corporate-mandated 30 minute (no more, no less) lunch break to walk around the block. Along the way, I found this in the gutter. It's written in pencil - not printer, pen nor crayon, mind you - and had a small chunk of bird shit on it. And no, I did not write this myself, if you were wondering.