Herm Appreciation Thread
The_Non
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I like this guy. His optimism is infectious, if not unfathomable. Brave enough to make an NKOTB appreciation thread on Soulstrut. Aficionado of Disney World. Yet, former possessor of a rumptastic avatar.
Tip of the cap Herm! Kudos and all that shit!
Tip of the cap Herm! Kudos and all that shit!
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Don't forget "arrogant enough to be the first to respond to his own appreciation thread!"
Speaking of the assvatar...man, if you dudes only knew. I rep all that "corny" kids sh*t yet I flirt like no other and I'm a master sexter. I probably need therapy.
Regardless, I ain't letting any of you grumpy ass hypercritical motherhubbards rain on my parade! If I like it, I like it. And if I like it enough, I'll defend it. Simple as that.
Thanks, though The Non! I hope to meet you in real life someday! Wait...are we Facebook friends?? I get confused trying to match up real names with 'Strut names.
If you understand the references above, please let the nerdery take over and unite us all. I can feel the magic. If you have to Google the references, then you???re a sucka for thinking you were too cool for school.
Sexting, not sexery. There's a difference. I'm probably better at the former than I am the latter, though. *kanyeshrug**
Can we just turn this into another Almond appreciation thread?? I wish I was famous so I could have her write my bio. Pure poetry. She gets me. She really, really gets me.
*I'm not even sure if that's an appropriate usage of a *kanyeshrug*, but I bet it is.
My guey or the ay guey, holmes!
Herm is that dude, plain and simple. The 'booty' avatar alone was worthy of some love. It's about time he received some appreciation up in here. If you're ever in Central Jerz, holla at ya boy!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
But I think you're a good human being and the kind of man/poaster who can roll with it and see the positive.
You are an important part of the Board.
I appreciate you.
plus he found Woman is Sweeter for a dollar, so his Soulstrut street cred is solid
Stackerton: Thanks! I have some good friends out in Montclair but I don't know if that's considered central.
Bassie: Thanks, Bassie! I appreciate you too! There's not really much to "get" with me, so I have to say I'm a little curious as to what your expectations may be. (Not that you expect anything, just can't think of a better way to word it at the moment.) I think (read: hope) any of my real-world friends who are also Strutters will say that there's no difference between my internet persona and my true self. I'm goofy, corny, I like to talk a lot of sh*t but in a fun way, I never take not-really-that-serious stuff serious, I don't pretend to be a tough guy (I'm a lover not a fighter but I'll admit that sometimes my loving has dudes wanting to fight me), I say random sometimes out-of-left-field and maybe even inappropriate stuff sometimes but it's mostly done out of silliness or as an over-exaggeration...Man, why do I feel like I have to defend myself?! Ha ha!
I few years ago I was traveling through the desert for days and days days and had no idea where I was and had kind of lost my mind. He greeted me like an oasis of enthusiasm wearing a 3rd Bass shirt and a smile. Made me feel so good I sung a Bobby Caldwell song on the mic that night, on stage at some backwoods Arizona bar. True story...
Ha ha! I didn't judge you at all! I did make fun of the Granola Wagon aka Swiss Army Van but that was only after I felt comfortable enough with you.
Don't forget that in addition to the females, I sent you walking with Jesus too! Plus it was the first and only time I ever played Leo Sayer's "Magdalena" and raer Villa Alegre breaks in the club on some ol' real-headz-know type sh*t! It was the least I could do after you picked up that Area Code 615 LP for me after I told I passed it up at Mad Hatter.
Good times, holmes. Good times.
Hey Herm,
Montclair is considered northern Jersey, but if you're ever up there, holla at me and we can connect. You're good peeps, mane, and a valuable member of the 'Strut massive!!! You're were one of my top 'Strutters I'd like to drink a beer with.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
That was awesome. Dudes were acting all too cool for cool in the parking lot on some ol' "I think that's Cosmo Baker over there" and "if you go say what's up I'll go with you" and then I walk outside and Cosmito yells out "HERMILIIIIIOOOOOO!!!" and instantly raised my stock to superstar status. And to think it was all based off ye olde Post Your Mug thread. Ah, the good ol' days, the good ol' days....
apreeshiating
Ha!!!
Come on and get famous, then. You're one of the few humans who (admits he) thinks I'm funny.
Actually, I don't know if we'd be friends in the real world because I come across as kind of serious and square, a la Eduardo Saverin minus the money. You seem like too much fun, rescuing people who have been roaming the desert for days and days and days and sending folks through portkeys to hook up with multiple veela. Someone's been drinking out of the pimp goblet of fiya.
Sherm is no joke! I had a couple friends who smoked that once. Tweedy was one. I visited him in the hospital/crazy house he was in shortly after. That fool was in scrubs and chanclas and he was cracking me up in that place. Out of all the different types of folks I've kicked it with over the years, I have to say that cholos remain the funniest.
The other dude is still off a bit and it's been almost 20 years! He makes Crip Hop now.
I ride.