Help Strut PT II
keithvanhorn
3,855 Posts
Ladies of the strut,
I recently got in an argument with my (ex)girlfriend who also happens to be the mother of one of my children. Please tell me if I was off base in how I acted.
To make a long story short, I'm very successful and this causes me to be suspicious of the intentions of the women I date. This particular woman had me bankroll her failed entertainment career and then seemingly lost interest in me at the exact moment I pulled the plug on her ATM (me). Anyway, one night around this time, I headed over to her place for some drinks and a dip in the jacuzzi. Let me first set the stage by telling you that throughout the course of our relationship, SHE ALWAYS BLEW ME BEFORE THE JACUZZI. However, on this particular night, she fell asleep before I even got my feet wet. As you can imagine, I was livid and screamed at her for being a whore, cunt and a goldigger. Now she acts like I'm a madman and won't take my calls.
I guess I might have overreacted, but who was in the wrong here?
I recently got in an argument with my (ex)girlfriend who also happens to be the mother of one of my children. Please tell me if I was off base in how I acted.
To make a long story short, I'm very successful and this causes me to be suspicious of the intentions of the women I date. This particular woman had me bankroll her failed entertainment career and then seemingly lost interest in me at the exact moment I pulled the plug on her ATM (me). Anyway, one night around this time, I headed over to her place for some drinks and a dip in the jacuzzi. Let me first set the stage by telling you that throughout the course of our relationship, SHE ALWAYS BLEW ME BEFORE THE JACUZZI. However, on this particular night, she fell asleep before I even got my feet wet. As you can imagine, I was livid and screamed at her for being a whore, cunt and a goldigger. Now she acts like I'm a madman and won't take my calls.
I guess I might have overreacted, but who was in the wrong here?
Comments
Yes, she took advantage of you but then you showed up for a "you owe me" blow and freaked when you didn't get it.
You shouldn't even be hanging out with her if she's that kind of person. Plus, your basically saying you owe me because of the money I spent so just go to a hooker and you'll get what you pay for.
B/W every argument should end with "I'm going to burn the house down, but you'll blow me first" and women just need to modify to "you'll eat me first". This should bring about the apocalypse in no time. Or , stop all fighting as we'll all realize how silly we are.
You must be a Jew
Im surprised at your behavior though......a little.
Hey, at least the girls we pull this on have sugar tits!
You must have missed the part where I said I was very successful.
bunus: no jews in outback.
God bless.
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Rinse out yo' mouth, and you'll get blowjobs galore!!!!!!!!!!
Pure :comedy_gold:
I printed my favorite lines bold. Capslock was a good move,too. More!
Why can't you just WEAR them?
Of course not, you want them to stink so you can reminder her what a dirty hoe she is before she blows you the next time. Your just going to burn the house down after that anyhow. Dirty panties burn just as good as clean ones.
n you opened your wallet. We all know she can't sing and everyone knows that oral sex ruins your vocal chords (Wiki it). You were basically paying for expensive blow jobs the whole time. You wasted money you could have taken the kids to Disneyland with and now you have to explain to the youngins why the jacuzzi is so dirty. You shouldn't have called her a whore because you were enabling her by acting as her john/sugar daddy. Men, stop paying for shut. I'll pick out my own makeup bag. Better yet, a pink makeup train case I can take the shelves out of and put 45s in.
Yeah right
sounds like the time chandler paid for joey's headshots on friends. watch the dvd and call me in the morning.