Wow, hott amputee girl!! (NRR)

willie_fugal

Was at the bar, saw this girl with a GREAT figure, gorgeous face, so I took a step from the bar to say hey when I noticed she had an amputeed left arm!! I sat back down at the bar, then immediately felt weird!

I couldn't holleur at an amputeed girl, but what sayeth Soul Strut???

need everyone's opinion here. Keep in mind: fully armed she would be an EX+. But is one full arm a dealbreaker?

dwyhajlo

Go for it.

mannybolone

willie_fugal said:

fully armed she would be an EX+. But is one full arm a dealbreaker?

b/w

The Strut is baaaaaaaacccckkkk.

fishmongerfunk

mannybolone said:

willie_fugal said:

fully armed she would be an EX+. But is one full arm a dealbreaker?

b/w

The Strut is baaaaaaaacccckkkk.

is it ever.

so you literally weren't feeling her elbow?

SoulOnIce

classy thread, bro.

Reynaldo

Easier to subdue.

willie_fugal

fishmongerfunk said:

mannybolone said:

willie_fugal said:

fully armed she would be an EX+. But is one full arm a dealbreaker?

b/w

The Strut is baaaaaaaacccckkkk.

is it ever.

so you literally weren't feeling her elbow?

bring back the :drummer: graemlin!

willie_fugal

so this girl's supposed to go the rest of her life celibate even though she's beautiful?

HarveyCanal

willie_fugal said:

so this girl's supposed to go the rest of her life celibate even though she's beautiful?

Fuck no, what is an arm when you are getting hot and sweaty but in the way?

Plus, you are in NOLA...so you could do a whoooooole lot worse.

I know you got that number, so if you ain't gonna call it...poast or you are soft.

The-gaffler

???private press disabled stoner???

button

If she's really as good looking as you say, I doubt she needs you Casanova. Infact, there's a good chance she already has a man so relax.

DB_Cooper

There was a really hot girl in my high school with no arms. She did just fine with the lads. Also, you ever have your lady lying with one arm across your chest watching a movie or something, but then her other arm is all pinned under her and curled up like a little Tyrannosaurus arm? That would totally solve that.


Sayin'.

gloom

The Strut is baaaaaaaacccckkkk.

Breez

Were you in a casino?? Maybe you were really drunk and mistaked a slot machine for a chic. "Come on, Big MONEY!!!"

dwyhajlo

willie_fugal said:

so this girl's supposed to go the rest of her life celibate even though she's beautiful?

This is the question that everyone else is asking you.

"I couldn???t holleur at an amputeed girl"

That's messed up.

hogginthefogg

Ah, the classic love story: girl with half an arm meets guy with half a brain.

Phill_Most

sheeeeeiiit... i'll bang a one arm chick in a minute if she hot... i seent this fine ass chick a while back, had the whole package but one of her legs was like bout 6 inches shorter than the other so she was hip hoppin' a lil bit... i don't care, if i wasn't married i'da had to holla then mash. disabilities are NOT a deal breaker for me

SIRUS

I Had Sex With The Lyn Christopher Record said:

holla then mash.

Big_Stacks

I Had Sex With The Lyn Christopher Record said:

sheeeeeiiit... i'll bang a one arm chick in a minute if she hot... i seent this fine ass chick a while back, had the whole package but one of her legs was like bout 6 inches shorter than the other so she was hip hoppin' a lil bit... i don't care, if i wasn't married i'da had to holla then mash. disabilities are NOT a deal breaker for me

Hey Phill,

I had 'relations' with a fly girl like that as an undergraduate back at Fayetteville State. Her shorter leg didn't interrupt my flow in the least. :real_headz: The Stacks was definitely down with the ADA when it came to crushin'.

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

mannybolone

I Had Sex With The Lyn Christopher Record said:

one of her legs was like bout 6 inches shorter than the other so she was hip hoppin' a lil bit

This whole thread is a mine full of :comedy_gold:

The_Non

She had one working arm right?

Breez

I Had Sex With The Lyn Christopher Record said:

i seent this fine ass chick a while back, had the whole package but one of her legs was like bout 6 inches shorter than the other so she was hip hoppin' a lil bit... i don't care, if i wasn't married i'da had to holla then mash. disabilities are NOT a deal breaker for me

Was her name Eileen??

BTW, yall talkin about things missing. What if a chick has something extra i.e. arm, leg, finger, toe, nipple, etc.
I mean, is it possilbe to throw a chicks 3 legs over your shoulders while banger her????

willie_fugal

The_Non said:

She had one working arm right?

yep, one perfect, working arm.

[next day regrets]

lambert

I click on a thread titled "Wow, hott amputee girl!!!" and there's absolutely no pictures? WTF!!!!

The_Non

There you go stallyn!

Breez

lambert

Thanks guys, strutters really are the best!

JRoot

Breez said:

I Had Sex With The Lyn Christopher Record said:

i seent this fine ass chick a while back, had the whole package but one of her legs was like bout 6 inches shorter than the other so she was hip hoppin' a lil bit... i don't care, if i wasn't married i'da had to holla then mash. disabilities are NOT a deal breaker for me

Was her name Eileen??

BTW, yall talkin about things missing. What if a chick has something extra i.e. arm, leg, finger, toe, nipple, etc.
I mean, is it possilbe to throw a chicks 3 legs over your shoulders while banger her????

I can go ADA-compliant, but a girl's third leg is probably a deal breaker for me.

Phill_Most

The_Non said:

that's what i'm talkin' bout right there.... sheeeeiiit, i'm bendin' that like Beckham son. the one with no legs is probbly even better... think of the tricks you can manage. legs don't do shiit but get in the way any way. daaamn, now yall got me thinkin' about tryin to hook up with a hot ass amputee. where they hang out at? :necessary:

undocument

Breez said:

I mean, is it possilbe to throw a chicks 3 legs over your shoulders while banger her????

:face_melt:

waxjunky

:hayek: