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No turkey unless it?s a club sandwich

nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
edited March 2010 in Strut Central
So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.Whats with the Turkey hatred? i find it to be a deliciously succulent bird,far superior to chicken. I do think there is hope for Tiger, as a well made turkey club is a treat, but i do worry for him as there are a myriad of ways in which to cook turkey (not least the traditional Xmas/Thanksgiving roast) and i wouldnt want him to miss out.here is a link to the transcripts: http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/these-tiger-woods-texts-are-great

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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts


    Whats with the Turkey hatred? i find it to be a deliciously succulent bird,far superior to chicken.

    TRIPPIN'
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.

    The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.

    Whats with the Turkey hatred? i find it to be a deliciously succulent bird,far superior to chicken.

    I do think there is hope for Tiger, as a well made turkey club is a treat, but i do worry for him as there are a myriad of ways in which to cook turkey (not least the traditional Xmas/Thanksgiving roast) and i wouldnt want him to miss out.

    here is a link to the transcripts: http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/these-tiger-woods-texts-are-great


    My wife's a turkey-hater too. I don't get it. Love me some turkey.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts


    Whats with the Turkey hatred? i find it to be a deliciously succulent bird,far superior to chicken.

    TRIPPIN'

    Dont get me worng, im a fan of the worlds most popular bird, but to consider chicken superior to turkey is fowl.

    (sorry, had to do that)

    Turkeys flavour (with a 'U', thats how its spelt) is deeper, and whilst i have cooked a roast chicken at least once a week for the last few years, (i have three carcasses in the freezer now, ready to be tuned into stock) I do consider turkey to be a better bird.

    maybe its the size, maybe its because of the association with celebration whilst chicken is a daily food, but a well cooked turkey roast is a meal to be treasured.

    I worry for Tiger.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Xmas just gone, i cooked for 10

    3 x 2.5 kilo turkeys with all the trimmings:





    Now you tell me Tiger wouldnt have appreciated this...
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Not sure if he would eat it, but I bet he would stick his dick in it.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts


    all the trimmings:


  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Not sure if he would eat it, but I bet he would stick his dick in it.

    Touch?
  • shawnald_reaganshawnald_reagan 318 Posts
    Not sure if he would eat it, but I bet he would stick his dick in it.

    Oh Cousin Larry! You and your American jokes!
  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    nice menu bro
    b/w
    doope kachel
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts

    doope kachel

    youll cook on it when we do a Zeeland/Brabant/Limburg/Belgian digging trip.

    Which we will do.
  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    when?
  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    i laughed at

    "Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon"
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,899 Posts
    So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.

    The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.


    I thought the shocking part was his questions on golden showers ha.
  • ageage 1,131 Posts





    I need in!!!!
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.

    The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.


    I thought the shocking part was his questions on golden showers ha.

    Hey,

    Maybe Tiger has a career in porn writing and acting. His text dialogue reads like a bad porn script. . Like the one commenter said, his writing doesn't read like he's a Stanford graduate. Anyway, I'm not surprised that his seeming uptight, repressed ass is a butt-banger. If Elin reads that shit, he's fucked in the game!!! I don't imagine how she'd stay after that, but then again, maybe she's on that Kathy Lee Gifford 'I wanna make my marriage work' (um, keep that money) shit.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • ignastyignasty 163 Posts
    uhm

    "Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
    Make it ok"

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.

    The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.


    I thought the shocking part was his questions on golden showers ha.

    Hey,

    Maybe Tiger has a career in porn writing and acting. His text dialogue reads like a bad porn script. . Like the one commenter said, his writing doesn't read like he's a Stanford graduate. Anyway, I'm not surprised that his seeming uptight, repressed ass is a butt-banger. If Elin reads that shit, he's fucked in the game!!! I don't imagine how she'd stay after that, but then again, maybe she's on that Kathy Lee Gifford 'I wanna make my marriage work' (um, keep that money) shit.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Always dropping truth.

    That schitt was embarrassing to read.
  • ignastyignasty 163 Posts
    So the text messages Tiger Woods sent to one of his mistresses have been published on said mistress's site.

    The most shocking revalation is that Tiger wont eat turkey unless its in a club sandwich.


    I thought the shocking part was his questions on golden showers ha.

    Hey,

    Maybe Tiger has a career in porn writing and acting. His text dialogue reads like a bad porn script. . Like the one commenter said, his writing doesn't read like he's a Stanford graduate. Anyway, I'm not surprised that his seeming uptight, repressed ass is a butt-banger. If Elin reads that shit, he's fucked in the game!!! I don't imagine how she'd stay after that, but then again, maybe she's on that Kathy Lee Gifford 'I wanna make my marriage work' (um, keep that money) shit.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Always dropping truth.

    That schitt was embarrassing to read.

    Re: repression...I don't think it is too far off-base to assume that ol' Earl didn't allow Tiger much time with the ladies, and probably deserves a little blame as well.
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
    Hold you down while i choke you and F*ck that ass that i own

    Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

    Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don?t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and F*ck you till mercy

    Tiger? damn dude!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    you just have to LOL @ the thought of a married billionaire celebrity being dumb enough to let a porn star have those texts in her possession.

    TRYING TO GET CAUGHT
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    you just have to LOL @ the thought of a married billionaire celebrity being dumb enough to let a porn star have those texts in her possession.

    TRYING TO GET CAUGHT

    Hey SOI,

    It just goes to show Tiger's total lack of game. "Real bad boys move in silence..." Dude probably never got any booty until he got large, so how in the hell would he know how to run game.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
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