TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

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edited October 2015 in Off Topic (NRR)
Who won the football game this afternoon?Edit (NZshadow): Had to change the title: it was such a good suggestion.
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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Who won the football game this afternoon?

    And how was the spotted dick afterwards?

  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Who won the football game this afternoon?

    And how was the spotted dick afterwards?

    The brown ale was flat

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Who won the football game this afternoon?

    And how was the spotted dick afterwards?

    The brown ale was flat

    I once heard there was a sign there that read...

    "THE WHITEST PEOPLE, THE BLACKEST MUSIC"

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    I like that one.

    +1 for starting the thread. But jealousy will get you nowhere. 99 to go before "Honorary Brit" status.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Both Rock and Batmon could qualify for honorary Brit status.

    Both get as asshurt as authentic Brits and loathe us almost as much as we do ourselves.

    Jim I've lost track now. Who we got?
    Dolo, Harvey, I'm sure there were a couple of others.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Al*n (technically still colonised, doe)
    Saba could have drunk himself in, but holidayed here in anonymity.

    I see opportunities for these two:
    Rock could replace Ca$hley Cole @ Left Back.
    Wayne Manor residents playing the tall forward role - don't tell me, with all those Jordans, they can't jump.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Wayne Manor residents playing the tall forward role - don't tell me, with all those Jordans, they can't jump.

    Pure Batnip.

    Septic fantasy: get re-incarnated as a human-sized centipede in order to wear Jordan collection simultaneously.

    Orange flourescent clown ones at the front to alert on-coming traffic.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Having "soccer" referred to as football feels like a minor victory in itself.

    I feel squeaky bum excited about rebuilding this colossus for a third time.

  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    plaese to assess the impact of david beckham's injury on our national team's performance at le coupe du monde.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Al*n (technically still colonised, doe)

    God save the Queen.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts








    I'm now ready. Let's talk soccer!

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts


    I'm struggling to get my head round the idea that this gentleman would spend many of his hard earned dollars on beautifying his gnarly teeth and yet not even consider removing the upside down tache on his chin.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    beautifying his gnarly teeth

    They were UK VG+ teeth.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts

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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts

    Yes.



    +1 for believing in UFOs.
    -∞ for this.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

    Quality. Two days after my birthday - I'm fahkin' there, mate.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Where to begin...

    Undisputed?

    BIG MAN

    'THE'

    Celebrity pzazz

    known and revered

    Superclub (capacity 1200)

    boxfresh

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Will the known and revered BIG MAN of UK film be playing 80s and 90s GROOVES or PARTY ANTHEMS?

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Imagine having to work the door that night.

    A f*ckin never ending muppet show.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts


    boxfresh

    Batmon in attendance then?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts


    boxfresh

    Batmon in attendance then?

    Never leaves Gotham

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts

    Quality.Two days after my birthday - I'm fahkin' there, mate.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Dealt

    Chizzle and Senior special.

    Word to Jimster for the IT help desk concierge services

    Word.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    He can visit me, doe. We have THE OG GOTHAM just down the road:



    The village is most famed for the stories of the "Wise Men of Gotham". These depict the people of the village as being stupid. However, the reason for the behaviour is believed to be that the villagers wished to feign madness in order to avoid a Royal Highway being built through the village, as they would then be expected to build and maintain this route. Madness was believed at the time to be highly contagious, and when King John's knights saw the villagers behaving as if insane, the knights swiftly withdrew and the King's road was re-routed to avoid the village.

    One of the mad deeds seen by the knights was a group of villagers fencing off a small tree in order to keep a cuckoo captive from the sheriff of Nottingham. One of the three pubs/inns in the village is known as The Cuckoo Bush Inn.

    Reminded of the foolish ingenuity of Gotham's residents, Washington Irving gave the name "Gotham" to New York City in his Salmagundi Papers (1807). In turn, Bob Kane named the pastiche New York City home of Batman Gotham City. The existence of Gotham, Nottinghamshire in the DC Universe was recently acknowledged in Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #206 (and again in 52 #27), although the connection between two names within the DCU has not been fully explained.

    Trust da Britz to always come with the OGs. (Whitest-people/Blackest-music-R)


  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    UK Hatters to fall back. Where else is coming with this?





    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...-newspaper.html


  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Will be a while before Bendtner gets this kind of love.

    Dealt

    Chizzle and Senior special.

    "He Shoots, he scorwz, YESH"

    b/w


  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Rooneyman!

    Nice to see a song's style reflect the subject matter though I seem to recall that The Wayne has been previously outed as a fan of that modern day rat pack Westlife.
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