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Ridiculous rapp names

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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    call it "make new friends, but keep the old" style.

    ok that was a bit of a stretch.
  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    Trigga Nam =

    Indeed.

    "Watch for my new album out on TruSoljuh Records: "Trigga Nam-etry!"

    But I must say that

    a group called Kemetic Suns with guys who called themselves Cumulous Kilojoule and Hypnotic The Native Sun

    sounds like a constellation capable of dropping some serious jewelz. I don't suppose a sip of the olden juice is possible?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    No my brother, you've got to buy your own.

    Or at least mine the internets on your own.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    We a warrior, sun.
  • shawnald_reaganshawnald_reagan 318 Posts
    There's a kid in Indiana that goes by

    Lil' Brown Eye

    No ironic name either. He's serious.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Something tha Something will always be a bad name. I shortened my handle cuz it wasn't good and too long.
    Jeru Tha Damaja
    Mack Da Maniak
    Kung Phu da Ninjitsu
    Hasan The 20 Megaton Bomb
    Jemini The Gifted One
    See?

    I still like whoever mentioned their friend called himself Albert Rhymestein (Me=MCs Scared). Now that's a name and a hook...
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    MC 900FT JESUS
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    ^^ THIS ^^
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    A club in our town had a dancehall deejay and a dancer, both from Jamaica, performing this last weekend.

    The dancers name? FIRE THE BLACKZ.

    He has a Swedish girlfriend, and this is him dancing in front of her fathers corvette, and giving it a test run:



    (somewhat off topic perhaps - but FIRE THE BLACKZ... really?)
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    Young Hot Rod always sounded a little suspect to me.
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    5 pages deep and not one mention of...

    Cunninlynguists?

    Y'all slippin.
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    We were backstage at the Pyramid Rock festival in Australia and Spank Rocc was on stage and this dude was like who are you guys? and we, jokingly said, oh us? We Fun DMC. And then we looked at eachother and said hell yeah, that's the name of the new album. who gives a fu*k what people think of our album title.

    Musta been all the Coopers you were drinking at the time.....!
  • jammyjammy remixing bongo rock... 813 Posts
    so many dumb names in rap, but that's what i love about it. who wouldnt want to at least check someone named pudgee the phat bastard or kwest the mad lad?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    jadakiss and fabolous are the gayest names in rapp.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    fabolous

    RIGHT HURRR.

    Seriously, flagrant unnecessary misspelling going on here.
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    at one point, he rhymed over c.r.e.a.m. instrumental and he was yelling at the mothers pushing their newborns past and the families browsing at the flea "What yall know about Wu Tang??!?! What yall know about the Wu???"

    this story made my day. the MacLaren set is shook.

    Paycheck the Kemetic background is gold too. is that story you hinted at once about sneaking into a five percenter meeting true? if funny, do tell.
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