Missed Connections/Best Of On Craigslist
behemoth
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i read these things at work all day. best of CL is hilarious!!http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fay/938646501.htmland i wonder if the missed connections ever work?
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Said it was nice, and a little weird.
Some crazy sex addict, who could definitely write a bit, did a list of all the girls he slept with on Best of...
It is funny and really sad, and offers some great insights on sex.
If you search, 'all the women i dated,' you should find it. Deep pathos in thurr...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/105664235.html
Oh, and my dad almost fell out of his chair reading, 'my mom has the worst farts,' on best of.
that was incredible and should be published
or destroyed and deleted in all its forms.
good god.
Damn, that dude's a f*cking asshole!
I read the whole thing.
It's just sad, the dude sounds like he preyed on women and never experienced any love and is now resigned and cynical and alone.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/959524784.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/909076509.html
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s****r = sister????
senior
suitor
savior
nope, pretty sure it's sister
I am a trillion times more greatful for my man than i was b4 reading this......so i guess that's a positive!!
GUys are jerks.......no offense!! ;-)
Funniest part, right thurr...
For real. It's definitely a funny read, but if it's actually true? Yeesh.
That shit reads like the outline of a Bret Easton Ellis novel.
It feels very true, to me... Some of his insights and observations feel like things that you've all thought over the years, but never been able to say...
At the end, he does reach some modicum of personal contentment. I think that is good. But, the image of that lady's holey panties at the end is just so... graphic...
To me, that piece is everything anonymous-confessional-internet writing should be.
Yeah, if it is actually a fabrication, dude is a good writer. Lots of evocative images and candor and sadness.
A lot of guys would cop to blapping a lot of women, but far fewer would cop to blapping a lot of unattractive women for the basest of reasons.
I could have done without the "annoying jap" comment. It was gratuitous and kinda ruined it for me for a minute.
brilliant.
Damn.
After all that, ole girl still wanted to meet up???
Couldn't help but wonder if it was "jap" or "j.a.p." ... although either way
I guess it isn't really the best expression to use.
I definitely took it as the latter, in NYC/Hamptons talk. Not that it is excusable, but... I dunno. just feels different...
Oh, I hadn't thought of that. I figured j.a.p. would be written as JAP to connote acronym status, but who knows. I went right to the Japanese slur since JAP doesn't come up much in my local white/goyim experience.
J.A.P. is certainly not as patently offensive (to me, anyway) as "jap," but still, why bring up the jewishness anyway? "You're an annoying princess" conveys the same sentiment.
ok, end of white liberal indignation.
Well, the fact that we would argue it says a lot about the
degree to which we get offened by racism over sexism, huh?
Seriously. That was probably the least offensive thing in that screed. The guy sounded like a sociopath.
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mis/2408864538.html
It's GOTTA be someone messing with me. I ain't taking the bait!
DO IT!!! it might be love
agreed.
where palahniuk failed ellis could likely redeem.
http://www.amazon.com/Saw-You-Inspired-Real-Life-Connections/dp/0307408531
http://www.flickr.com/photos/isawyou/