Student auctions off virginity for $3.7 million+

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  • Our grandpas and fathers had fifty years of that,

    Trying not to think about this.

  • Dudes don't pay prostitutes for sex anyway - they pay for simplicity.

    *edit* altho this auction and the desire for virgins is a total mystery to me.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    I'm sad that I missed the golden age of prostitution.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    John: Hey I just got back from the doctor and found out you gave me VD.

    Hooker: I didn't give you shit, you paid for it.

  • Dudes don't pay prostitutes for sex anyway - they pay for simplicity.

    What's that old adage? "You're paying them to leave afterwards." The sentiment feels both honest and

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Dudes don't pay prostitutes for sex anyway - they pay for simplicity.

    What's that old adage? "You're paying them to leave afterwards." The sentiment feels both honest and

    That never happens without cash.

  • It seems to happen to me without cash. I guess I should learn to stop crying during sex.

  • Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?



    I was going to say this but the truth is I'm not down with paying for everything. Not that I don't have the cash to do so it's just a matter of principle. To me a woman that doesn't try and pay something or want to split part of the tab here or there (on her own will) isn't really worth it in the long run. Maybe good for sex but not for a relationship.

  • Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    "If you like it, you should put a ring on it."

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    "If you like it, you should put a ring on it."

    Stop trying to destroy the economy!

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    My lady friend pays as often as I do.

  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    My lady friend pays as often as I do.

    Just curious as to what you charge. I am thinking about adjusting my rate.



  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    My lady friend pays as often as I do.

    Just curious as to what you charge. I am thinking about adjusting my rate.



    Think about how much you think you're worth. Then double it.


    Then send me that in an envelope, and I'll think of a dollar amount for you.

  • What an entertaining thread..This girl is def not worth the scrilla..gimmee a 1 nighter with a wild slut anyday..way more fun then a virgin..Skum Bag Forever!

  • theres a bunvh of strutters who could probably make some dough following this girls lead. most of yall know how to use ebay already. dont expect millions, though..maybe a couple hundred

  • Let's get real folks, are guys ever NOT paying for sex? How many dinners/movies does one usually pay for before hitting it?

    "If you like it, you should put a ring on it."

    hey man, I'm just manning up to your comment on not copping to paying for sex. I pay for it everytime I have to perform post-coital cuddling in our pink bedsheets.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    theres a bunvh of strutters who could probably make some dough following this girls lead. most of yall know how to use ebay already. dont expect millions, though..maybe a couple hundred


    I was writing a long poast expounding on the costs associated with getting ass and getting all Odub up in it. What has come through during that time is much better. Carry on.

  • i can see some bad things going down in the end with this....
    the pressure and build up for a man can sometimes have quite an effect, no?
    then if he's anxious or nervous bout it happening he pops viagra, then it turns into one of those stories i read on here about him not being able to finish and her getting bored wishing it was over (though i guess thats a pretty common 1st time experience- hahaha).

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    Dudes don't pay prostitutes for sex anyway - they pay for simplicity.

    What's that old adage? "You're paying them to leave afterwards." The sentiment feels both honest and

    Haha... best Charlie Sheen quote ever... "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave"


  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I like this idea Selina. He should make an effort to give her the whole Virginity loss experience. Tell her he'll call her but never do it, tell all his friends about it, etc... I mean she shouldn't be able to enjoy the $3.5 million and the sex!

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Jesus Christ, what a f*ckin trainwreck of a thread.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts

    The mother of two teenagers



    Overheard in the HS hallway:

    Hey, Ricky: saw your mom on TV last night! She sure needed surgery after I was done with her!

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    The number of double entendres per minute in that segment rivals Some Like it Hot, by the way.
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