Student auctions off virginity for $3.7 million+

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    LE everywhere bro,

    I don't know what that means, but I don't for
    Law Enforcement
    p.s.

    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.


    Pucchini, stupid. Panini is food.

    Dude, D.B. Cooper coined "lining up in the panini".

    Read up on your read ups.


  • p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.








  • LE everywhere bro,

    I don't know what that means, but I don't for
    Law Enforcement
    p.s.

    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.


    Pucchini, stupid. Panini is food.

    For the love of poon-tang, it's "punani". Or something (sp?-R).

    J

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini puccini porcini pavlova cold meat cuts

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    LE everywhere bro,

    I don't know what that means, but I don't for
    Law Enforcement
    p.s.

    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.


    Pucchini, stupid. Panini is food.

    Dude, D.B. Cooper coined "lining up in the panini".

    Read up on your read ups.


    I'm saying. Way to ruin a joke. We used to call that "anti-comedy" back in college.

  • LE everywhere bro,

    I don't know what that means, but I don't for
    Law Enforcement
    p.s.

    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.


    Pucchini, stupid. Panini is food.

    For the love of poon-tang, it's "punani". Or something (sp?-R).

    J

    no, no its not...you are unfamiliar with soulstrut lore..it is Puccini (no H gary)

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts

    no, no its not...you are unfamiliar with soulstrut lore..it is Puccini (no H gary)

    and is pronounced, poo-SEE-nee.


    get fam.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    LE everywhere bro,

    I don't know what that means, but I don't for
    Law Enforcement
    p.s.

    p.s. you sound like you aint lining up in the panini.


    Pucchini, stupid. Panini is food.

    Dude, D.B. Cooper coined "lining up in the panini".

    Read up on your read ups.


    I'm saying. Way to ruin a joke. We used to call that "anti-comedy" back in college.

    Moderhatteur status has clearly gone to his head.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Yeah goddamit, the joke is that its not Pucchini either.

    Now who's ruining jokes, huh?

    You! Thats who!

  • Yeah goddamit, the joke is that its not Pucchini either.

    Now who's ruining jokes, huh?

    You! Thats who!
    Ha! I was about to point that out.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Can we just get back to how straight up shitty it is to pay to line up in the pucchini/puccini/panini?

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Plus it hearkens back to the days of old when TheMack first told us the we gets no buttdawg and that he lines up the pucchini.


    I feel old.

  • poo chee neee

    linin up in it!

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Soulstrut Moral Outrage???!

    Nah, I don't really care about the moral aspect. That's straight up gray area for me. Just saying, if you do pay, keep that ish to yourself.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts









    You're going to love my nuts.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts









    You're going to love my nuts.




  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    I just lost my appetite.

  • Soulstrut Moral Outrage???!

    Nah, I don't really care about the moral aspect. That's straight up gray area for me. Just saying, if you do pay, keep that ish to yourself.
    Please be serious.
    Nobody here is really paying to put P in V
    at least not me.

    I am thinking about paying to post here though.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts


    "TOIGHT like a puccini"

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I just lost my appetite.

    Stop living a boring life.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Do you think that old guy trying to sell his turdtastic record collection for $3M is following these developments? He's gotta be pretty frustrated with how old girl's auction is coming along.

    "At the end of the day, my records are worth far more than one night of young, untouched puccini. Can't they see that? Arrrrggghhhhhh!"

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    Quotables for dayz!!!

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I just lost my appetite.

    Stop having a boring tuna[/b].

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    I just lost my appetite.

    Stop having a boring tuna[/b].

    [viginity]This thing sells itself.[/virginity][/b]


  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts


    The virgin that might just turn you out.

    b/w

    What's so great about hitting a virgin? I think these dudes have confidence issues.

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts

    What's so great about hitting a virgin? I think these dudes have confidence size[/b] issues.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    What's so great about hitting a virgin? I think these dudes have confidence size[/b] issues.

    Didn't wanna just say it outright.

    And she wants to be a family & marriage counselor? I wanna be a fly on the wall when people bring their young children in her office to discuss issues like pre-marital sex. What's her advice advice gonna be? "You gotta use what you got to get what you want?"

  • Soulstrut Moral Outrage???!

    Nah, I don't really care about the moral aspect. That's straight up gray area for me. Just saying, if you do pay, keep that ish to yourself.

    I wasn't singling you out originally. Just noting that strutters exhibit some hilarious holier-than-thou tendencies.

    But regarding your post: of all the things that people admit to on this site, copping to paying for sex is off-limits?

    Wow.

  • Soulstrut Moral Outrage???!

    Nah, I don't really care about the moral aspect. That's straight up gray area for me. Just saying, if you do pay, keep that ish to yourself.

    I wasn't singling you out originally. Just noting that strutters exhibit some hilarious holier-than-thou tendencies.

    But regarding your post: of all the things that people admit to on this site, copping to paying for sex is off-limits?

    Wow.

    Seriously.

    I'm sad that I missed the golden age of prostitution. Penicillin and other drugs came along and for the first time in centuries it was possible to sleep with a prostitute without fear of contracting a fatal disease. Our grandpas and fathers had fifty years of that, then AIDS came along.

    Simenon slept with 10,000 women, most of them prostitutes.
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