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the ugliness that is xmas will sonn be upon us

kalakala 3,361 Posts
edited November 2008 in Strut Central
sayin'b, 21b, 21advertsb, 21b, 21buy this buy thatb, 21b, 21frantic bullshitb, 21b, 21people covering they houses and lawns with all kinds of plastic crap made in china burning up more megawatzb, 21b, 21mawls teeming brainless endless cuntsumer frenzyb, 21b, 21spare me b, 21i will be in jamaicab, 21bouncin at the big sound system in grange hill coney parkb, 21b, 21if you are 12 or under its great otherwise bahhhhhh hunts point bugb, 21b, 21say yes to the birth of christ and no to consumerism
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  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    i feel for everyone working in retail and food right now.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Jesus christ dude learn to f*cking have some enjoyment in your life. Not that I don't agree with you about this holiday season but you're such a f*cking grouch.
  • kalakala 3,361 Posts
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^b, 21guess u missed the part about me being in jamaica
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Jesus was born on the 25th of December?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Nah I caught that dude, but you're still such a grouch.
  • kalakala 3,361 Posts
    remember bro he was never borned he jsut kinda manifested without copulation at the foot of the tannenbaum at the walmarts
  • kalakala 3,361 Posts
    i will be doing soup kitchen activities before i splitb, 21i will give presents to loved onesb, 21but its like a train wreck in slow motionb, 21so much stress
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Jesus was born on the 25th of December? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Yes, absolutely. The pagans stole the 25th from Christians.
  • corsiccorsic oakland, ca 232 Posts
    img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/f-u.gif" alt="" 21b, 21Christmasb, 21b, 21Or at least what it is today.b, 21b, 21I'm mainly horrified me by the attitudes that arise around this time of year. Having worked in retail during the holidays I can safely say it brings out the WORST in people. Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Jesus must be spinning in his grave. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21HE'S SEATED AT THE RIGHT HAND, SON!
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    i happen to really like xmas and im not even christian. i mean, the house smells like a tree, theres nice lights and stuff everywhere, everyones trying to give me food and stuff, and i get to see my folks. its pretty awesome in my book. b, 21b, 21also, the internet. use it to buy shit dummies.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    X-Mas is for the 12 year old and the 12 year old in each of us.b, 21b, 21The older you get the more you'll appreciate getting in touch with your inner 12 year old once a year.b, 21b, 21Gifts should have meaning, not dollar signs attached to them.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    I HATE the consumer aspect of Christmas too... How many ipods, digi-cams, guitar heroes, nav systems do people really need? b, 21b, 21 My wife's family is the opposite. You must bombast everyone with tons of gifts. It takes them 6 hours to open presents. Every one has to take turns. Yawwn! b, 21b, 21I really wish my kids could get a couple of things and learn to live it and enjoy it instead of having gift A.D.D. with tons of plastic crap. We try to instigate a no plastic crap policy but the 'rents always ignore. b, 21b, 21b, 21Ideal christmas is like you said... Caribbean, adopt a needy family, sun block, and egg nog.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21i happen to really like xmas and im Jewish. i mean, the house smells like a tree, theres nice lights and stuff everywhere, everyones trying to give me food and stuff, and i get to see my folks. its pretty awesome in my book. b, 21b, 21also, the internet. use it to buy shit dummies. b, 21b, 21h, 21
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21We try to instigate a no plastic crap policy but the 'rents always ignore. b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Walkie talkies.
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    Legos, too.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    b, 21b, 21 b, 21b, 21
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Jesus was born on the 25th of December? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Yes, absolutely. The pagans stole the 25th from Christians. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21proof please
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21i happen to really like xmas and im Jewish. i mean, the house smells like a tree, theres nice lights and stuff everywhere, everyones trying to give me food and stuff, and i get to see my folks. its pretty awesome in my book. b, 21b, 21also, the internet. use it to buy shit dummies. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21h, 21
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    I like getting gifts and wondering if people will like em like I want them to like em. b, 21Go shopping less and you'll be fine.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21Go shopping less and you'll be fine. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21this is true in life generally.
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21b, 21Go shopping less and you'll be fine. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21this is true in life generally. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Nobody ever sez this when they're flossing their Weekend Finds...
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21i will be doing soup kitchen activities before i splitb, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b1"GODDAMN, KALA, DO WE HAVE TO EAT CHITLINS AGAIN?"[/b]
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Jesus was born on the 25th of December? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Yes, absolutely. The pagans stole the 25th from Christians. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21proof please b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21That was sarcasm.b, 21b, 21The Bible doesn't mention the date of Jesus's birth from what I remember, so I'm not sure why you're trying to derail the guy's argument of celebrating the birth of Christ since that's what Christmas is for.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Jesus was born on the 25th of December? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Yes, absolutely. The pagans stole the 25th from Christians. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21proof please b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21That was sarcasm.b, 21b, 21The Bible doesn't mention the date of Jesus's birth from what I remember, so I'm not sure why you're trying to derail the guy's argument of celebrating the birth of Christ since that's what Christmas is for. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21
  • Mad Drama TeacherMad Drama Teacher 1,985 Posts
    I'm not following you, dude.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    And drivers start losing it this time of year. Gottagettothemallgottagettothemallgottagettothemallb, 21b, 21For more than 12 years we have been going to the same hotel on the Oregon Coast. Sit by the fire, watch the storms roll in. No family. No presents. No decorations (actually we usually take all the ornaments folks have given us over the years and spread them on the table.)b, 21b, 21Just us 2, the cat and the dog.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21I'm not following you, dude. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21And drivers start losing it this time of year. Gottagettothemallgottagettothemallgottagettothemallb, 21b, 21For more than 12 years we have been going to the same hotel on the Oregon Coast. Sit by the fire, watch the storms roll in. No family. No presents. No decorations (actually we usually take all the ornaments folks have given us over the years and spread them on the table.)b, 21b, 21Just us 2, the cat and the dog. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21dan, you bring the cat with you to the coast???
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    personally, i was committed to celbrating kwanzaa for the rest of my life until i learned it was created by a fbi informant
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