I punched my girl in her head !!!!!!!!!!!!

DeeRock

I know all you guys are thinking Dee Rock is an ass!!!! I was dead sleep from deejaying last night and of course partying afterwards. I didn't get home until 6:00am. So she was going to the gym and leaned over to kiss me good-bye and I was dreaming about beating someone's ass and as soon as those soup coolers touched my face I socked her in the dome!

djdaze

HAHAHAHAHA....daaaaaaaaaaamn homie. She aiight?

funkyexample

I know all you guys are thinking Dee Rock is an ass!!!! I was dead sleep from deejaying last night and of course partying afterwards. I didn't get home until 6:00am. So she was going to the gym and leaned over to kiss me good-bye and I was dreaming about beating someone's ass and as soon as those soup coolers touched my face I socked her in the dome!

damn man. she ok?

lambert

I feel conflicted about laughing outloud about this,

...of course, i'm still doing it.

Watchout now, some girls have a mean right. Of course I'm a skinny wimp, though.

DeeRock

Yeah, she's good. Probably gonna do it to me now! Lol...

jaymack

hahaha.

i wish this was on tape. it's real moment like this that make life special.

hope she leaves your ass. j/k

coffinjoe

long as she don't pay you back with the hot grits bath
or yardie style with an acid bomb

hope she's alright

lotusland

hot grits

lotusland

for real though, this story makes me laugh because i've been having similar problems with my girl, but in reverse. she is super hyper, and she has hit me in the nutz like 5 fucking times in the last 3 weeks. fuck that shit. all on accident of course, but damn this is lame. before i met her i hadn't been hit in the nutz for like 5 years. now 5 times in 3 wks??!!?? what to do?? give her the purple nurple??

parsec

hahaha, how do you punch someone in the nuts 5 times??

funkyexample

give her the purple nurple??

absolutely. maybe go with an angry pirate...

mrpek

Man my brother and I used to have to share a trundle bed so I pretty much slept on the floor. One night he jumped on me while I was dead asleep Beat my ass while screaming "get away from my window Brian" ... He was sleep walking and I have no clue who Brian is!

Dubious

purple nurple

mrpek

long as she don't pay you back with the hot grits bath

We Call That the Al Green

NewLifeTrio

hahaha, how do you punch someone in the nuts 5 times??

Hold still and I'll show you.

lotusland

angry pirate...

what is that?

Salary_Diz

I've punched HJ in my sleept twice. Then she wakes up like "WHAT THE FUCK!!"

usually i'm dreaming about fighting I guess. I kinda feel guilty, but since I didn't realize I was doing it then I guess its OK?


Also, if you ever get attacked by a horse then just punch that fucker in the face. (that was for you, cas!)

Swayze

I know a dude who gets real grumpy in the morning when you wake him up. and one time in high school he almost knocked out his mom.

bobbydee

i was satying at a mate's place, and his dad hit his mum in his sleep, so here we were both just chilling in the lounge watching movies, and hear this blood curdelling scream. So like the adrenalin in us both goes crazy and we go running up there, and his mum is standing there holding her twisted jaw (it was broken ) blood pouring out of her nose.... and his dad is fast asleep - and smiling

DJPrestige

mjy girl dreamed she was fighting yesterday morning and woke me up by choking me!

hogginthefogg

angry pirate...

what is that?

Raystar

angry pirate...

what is that?

BelgianWaffle

angry pirate...

what is that?

Google it... 4th link from the top.


(I actually had no idea what it was... )

funkyexample

angry pirate...

what is that?

Google it... 4th link from the top.


(I actually had no idea what it was... )

actually that one is wrong. go with this one, much better.

http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=525

BelgianWaffle

In your link, it's the guy sayin' the arrrghh... that's not funny. I still stand by my link...





Ref?







edit: actually, your is the "Real Angry Pirate" (google it - 1st one on the list)... I'll give you props where props are due

Young_Phonics

Are sure you didn't giver her a Donkey Punch?

paulnice

What up Preem?

I did that a few times. A few years back I started getting these bugged out, reoccuring dreams about confronting a neighborhood bully from my childhood.
Don't know why on earth I even thought of duke - hadn't given him a thought in years.
So anyway, yeah, there I am in my dream beating this dude's ass with my fists.
I wake up with my girl next to me in bed just screaming and going ballistic.
Totally traumatic experience. It's like what do you say to her??
It's kind of fucked up I guess but I do manage to get a chuckle out of it now.

Unknown

I'll never forget, in the summer after my senior year of high school. I was passed out drunk in the bottom bunk of a bunkbed at my friends house, it was roughly 10am. This other kid comes in and stands in my bed to wake up the kid in the top bunk bcause he had to get to work or some bullshit like that...anyway, for good measure (while I was still passed out) he gave me a kick to the ribs to wake me up too. My reaction in a dead sleep was to immediately sweep his legs Karate Kid style, causing him to crumple to the hardwood floor and break his wrist. That's what you get for kicking a sleeping drunk guy.

DJPrestige

angry pirate...

what is that?

arrrghh...me thinks a pirate eye is much better than a jaques cousteau!

dstill808

dude, this thread is fucked up AND hilarious. I'm amazed that so many fine folks can relate to beating their friends/loved ones in their sleep.

yuichi

word. i've socked my girl in the stomach in my sleep. she was bewildered to say the least, and i felt sorry as fuck.