Crazy drugdealer stories.
Vagabond
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I Know an old guy in my town. He calls himself Tommy Chong II. He is a super cool guy; but I am never able to go to his house for weed without having to sit their for an hour or two. He used to roadie for Sabbath and AC/DC back in the day. Everytime I go to his house he busts out his Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult and BTO etc. albums. Then he rolls out the fog machine and lasers. Dude is complete lsd affected nutjob (with Real nice trees). He is the type of guy that puts his kids in the bathtub, turns on the water,and then goes to the living room and kicks it while the water spills all over the floor. Dudes 53, and asked me how you make quesadilla the other day.????I know another guy that kicks it at the local grey hound. Folks just call him Sarge. He is an old ass man with one leg that cruises around in his wheelchair lifting up girls skirts. He ends most sentences by singing, "Just like I did in Vietnammm." He always has a shitty bottle of Vodka wrapped up in his pants leg, tucked under the stump. Anyways, I have drank some booze with him out of styrofoam cups before and he tells me stories about alien encounters in the Viet-Cong jungles. He always has weird street folks coming up to him (he is a drug dealer). One guy came up and said, "I love you Bro." Dude responded, "Charley, you don't love me ya little critter, the only thing in you that loves me is your veins."Anyways, Rep your local dealers, share some crazy quotes, anecdotes, and colorful situations you have experienced from the Dopeman.
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the mexican gangs used to sling heron as well, they had all these crazy whistles and hand signs, plus there was like 13 of them that would form a chain and when you got to the end, you got your dope. the reason i know this is i used to watch deals go down, fucking classic.
the lastest i've seeen is a dude that just rides his bike around. cars drive past him and whistle. he nods, then they meet at the end of the street. the exchange is made, they both drive off. its funny livin in the hood.
the best is a guy i used to know who dealt out of an old ambulance that looked like the ghostbusters vehicle. he'd drive around and it would be like a pharmacy in that thing.
During that time 3 cop cars drive by and I'm shittn' bricks. Dude comes back and acts non-chalant and asks for his stuff back. "Here you go,and dont pull that shit again." WHEW!!!!!
what's even scarier is that dudes like that have gfs.
that shit is just wrong
yea...
Yeah - you should never leave someone waiting in the rain - regardless of what The Dramatics have to say about it.
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Most of the (weed) dealers i know are great.*
They're smart, personable, economical, have networking skills, facilitate movement...
(*crack and yayo is a much shadier game involving way darker personalities and more money, and thats where things get hairy, keep distance from those involved)
Have been around many in the hustle throughout school and life, and you definitely can't generalize and say stuff like 'drug dealers are bad people'.
Anyways.
I stayed with another friend years ago and he used to be the most honest and trusting dope dealer i have ever met. He would leave the back door open and his clients knew where the ounces were stashed and they would leave money on the kitchen table. I asked him about this method and he said he had never had any problems getting ripped off as he had only a select clientele of older heads whom he had known for years.
was it this guy?
Don't worry; if I remember correctly, he dumped her. She was a great lady, too.
- J
no. chingo bling does. ostrich leather!!
I would really like to think they were just REALLY good tamales.
TOMALE KINGPIN!!
Last I talked to him he was telling me he went to the local FBI office and was there yelling and screaming telling them something about someone was going to bomb the town, this was after 9/11 too, but they just calmly took his statement. I guess they may get alot of that.
He had gotten big in to the Koran and told me he had taught himself how to read in Arabic so he could read it in its natural language. I know he scared the shit out of some Jehovah witnesses when they stopped by to talk religion. He had read everything from the bible, Buddha's teachings to the bagavagita. Fun guy to talk religion with.
My friend back home said he had run into him not to long ago, I guess he is now a def jux freak and wants to be a rapper.
fun kid to smoke with, and he had fat sacks.
Dude, that's chingo bling
Where are you from? I think I know that kid, and he's nuts.
Maybe not nuts, but he talks to damn much... gives me a headache. ANd those drawings... are they the psychedelic patterns done with gel pen?
Haha... prolly not the same kid, but you described him to a T. Illuminati, Book of Thoth, Crowley, Masons, starting his own clothing brand, drawing patterns on his pants... smoking alot of dope. I think this happens to kids who do too much acid while exploring the occult or something.
Peace...
FNM
I knew a dude who fit that to a T. He died of a brain hemmorage about a month ago.
Everyone be careful what yo do yourself for real