Who drinks Everclear?
Mike_Bell
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Personally, I've never touched it but I was offered it a few times.I seen a bottle in the liquor store tonight and it said 'Warning: Overconsumption may endanger your health.' I actually contemplated buying this schitt.So is it as bad as I think it is?
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See, most of my life I never had shit
I felt like an outcast, treated like a misfit
Damn near didn't make it on my day of birth
Thinking was I really supposed to be on this planet earth
I take a deep breath, and then another follows
Cos hardship is kinda hard to swallow
See, it's rough bein a loner
Not knowin any given day and time I could wind up a goner
See, people got it bad from jump street
And bein short is just another strike against me
I used to get funny looks cos I was small
And tryin to make it was like runnin through a brick wall
Given the odds I was up against, bro
The average nigga woulda quit a long time ago
But now I've got a record out
I'm doin shows, people payin to see me turn it out
Now I'm the spice around town
It's funny how an album can change a nigga's life around
I got friends and bitches on my dick
But when they look at Richard all they see is Bushwick
Sometimes I don't know a friend from a foe
And every different day it's a different fuckin hoe
And now that my pockets are gettin bigger
I'm meetin hoes who only wanna juice a nigga
They tell me that they love me and all that
But really they just wait for me to fall flat
So they can get me for my income
Take me for all I got, and then some
Like Trina, you dig
I fucked up and got too attached to the bitch's kid
Knowin that she used the baby to use me
Took him out my life, mentally abusin me
But as the time went by I got another slimmy
And she was just like the first one screamin gimme
But not in the exact same way
She had a different type of game she liked to play
Her name was Crystal, she played the quiet type
And for a little while shit seemed alright
But just like the first hoe, homie
When shit got hectic the bitch broke out on me
And it's gettin outta hand, gee
Cos nobody seems to understand me
Reminiscin got me feelin kinda low
I broke out the Ever-Clear and then I drunk some mo'
Until it was all gone
Now I'm lookin for somebody to take my pain out on
But not just anybody, gee
I'ma take that on to Mica cos she's the closest to me
Full of that Ever-Clear and high on that buddah
Get to the house all I'm thinkin bout is shootin her
Cos shootin her would be sweet
But you know what'd be sweeter? if I make her shootin me
Call me crazy, but that's what I'm thinkin
I'm trippin from all that smokin weed and drinkin
But I knew she wouldn't do it on her own, so I provoked her
Punched her, kicked her, and chocked her
She still wouldn't grab the gun
And at that time I wasn't thinkin about no one
Damn near crazy I went and grabbed the baby
Held him by the door and said i'ma throw his ass out, hoe
She went to cryin, somebody stop him
I said: you better grab the muthafuckin gun or i'ma drop him
She snatched the baby out of my hands
We started fighting, punching, scratching, and biting
When we fell on the bed, check this shit
All kinds of crazy shit was goin through my head
So I ran and got the gun and came back to her
Loaded it up and handed the gat to her
I grabbed her hand and placed the gun to my eye muscle
She screamed stop and then we broke into another tussle
Yo, durin the fight the gun went off quick
Damn! aw shit, I'm hit
(Aw... my eye, I can't see
Why you shot me in the eye?
I woulda shot you in the body
Why you shot me in the eye?)
Ridin in the ambulance everything is hectic
I can't get a grip, I just can't check this
Everybody's cryin, could it be I'm dyin
Bullet in my head, in the bed was lyin
Where's Mica? I wanna tell her I love her
With an [ ] in my arm I took a picture for an album cover
Goddamn, the shit's a trip, gee
Five different doctors with needles tryin to stick me
I hear my family hollerin he needs us
Durin the confusion, man, I seen jesus
My mom's on the phone long-distance from New York
Here comes the doctors again tryin to rip me apart
I got a monkey on my back, I can't shake it
I'm havin suicidal thoughts hopin that I don't make it
But I'ma make it cos something's steady urgin me
Five hours passed, I made it through surgery
And the doctor said I wouldn't make it through the night
But god told me everything is gonna be alright
And I'm glad that I'm here, gee
But it's fucked up I had to lose an eye to see shit clearly
It's true firewater. Have a water chaser ready.
Chased it with Dr. Pepper and Jack!
makes me sick just thinking about it, really. not recommended.
I had moonshine once when I was like 15, pretty much pure alcohol. We suddenly all started running around frantically in my friend's backyard yelling how "There's only 15 seconds left in 2:19!!!!!!!!!!!!"
not sure why it affected us that way.
I still have a brand new bottle he gave me around here somewhere.
dude that's pretty cool you have a bro-in-law you can drink with though.
mine's a straight PUSSY. showing up at the BBQ with a sixer of Zima talmbout, "but it goes down so smooth!"
i've had it in hairy buffalo and shit like that, never drank it straight and can't imagine why you would want to unless you had a death wish.
Yeah, I've seen pictures of him. I can understand why though. When you have the hands of a 6 year old girl its hard to hold anything bigger than a Zima.
well...scooby do.
There's a Mexican spot in town here in Austin called Baby Acapulco's that's specialty is Everclear margaritas.
And lastly my dude Gerald G stays posted up at the club doublefisting a pair of Everclear and cranberries. I always have to tell him when he insists on buying me drinks that vodka and cranberry is good enough for me.
First time users be careful. About a minute after your first sip you'll get a pleasant, low-level buzz that settles in and doesn't really feel like it's headed toward blackout territory. The temptation at this point is to continue drinking at at your normal pace. This is incorrect. Fail to proceed with caution and you will go from life of the party to rambling idiot in less time than it takes soul_syndrome to find an unreleased acetate. I made this mistake several months ago in New York and the results were not pretty.
I have seen some friends do some pretty outlandish things while under its influence. Some examples:
- throwing a 10lb hand weight through a flat screen TV.
- one friend betting another that he could pull a knife out of the other dude's hand...by the blade (sorry about the blood stains Ms. *******)
- setting fireworks off indoors.
- taking a bath at 11pm while fully clothed (i.e. about 15 minutes before our group was supposed to leave for the bar)
All of these things seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.
Yes. Both of these are awesome. Watermelon is an especially excellent way to consume controlled amounts of everclear.
Break Self indeed
I'm thinking about these and weighing the TV vs. the experience and I honestly have to side with Everclear. Then again, it wasn't my TV.
the man knows what he's talking about. i fucked with this for a while last year before one really bad experience. had it in jungle juice a couple times and enjoyed the drunk, so i figured the next logical step was shots. definitely not the way to go. 3 (maybe 4?) of them shits in fairly close proximity and i was kneeling at the toilet. Next try was a shot to start off the night and then make this shit I dubbed "Danger Juice." I took a large styrofoam cup from the school's caf, filled 1/3 with Everclear, 1/3 Redbull and 1/3 Sprite. That's what I thought it was like but by the end of the night I had only about a quarter of the bottle leftover.
My friends still tell me stories about me stumbling through the dorm halls in an attempt to get to the bathroom and literally falling backwards, straight on my back. I had to tell them about how I vomited all over my roommate's rug, all on my bed, my clothes, a fairly new pair of SB Dunks and some random stuff I found at the end of the year. I woke up to the worst smell possible in a pair of swimming trunks and not bedding in the middle of March.
End of story. Sooooo, if you're gonna try Everclear, dilute the shit out of it first. Jungle juice is fun (making it this weekend to accompany a keg), put it in a watermelon, or just don't do it at all.
then in college we learnt how to spike a keg with a pint
(certain tap style related)
not much difference than jamaican overproof white rum (the shit that powered studio one)
&
mountain moonshine (with a faint taste of apple, so good)
your head will hurt the next day
It's remarkable how, having never been to West Virginia, both of these things fit perfectly with my image of the state. Is there an unusually high incidence of overall-wearing as well?
Yeah, the worse part is that your ideas about west virginia are probably true and then some. Snake churches, moonshine, all that. Basically major heshian shit, it kinda rules though. And when you show people were you live you make the shape of your hand into flipping the bird with your thumb out and thats the map.
Im right below the middle finger.
Word? Then from your spelling, grammar, and punctuation, I would also hazard a guess that you may be the smartest man in West Virginia. Granted, that's like being the tallest man in China, but congratulations nonetheless.
There's something harsher called "John Crow Batty Rum" which they sneak off the estate by soaking old crocus bags(hemp sacks) and wringing them out afterwards.I've heard it smells really bad hence the name.Sometimes they combine it with weed in the bottle and leave it to make a new concoction.
for real... and all this time i thought this thread was about:
i don't think I have ever seen this in Canada though.. somehow i doubt it is readily available?
Real headz who know the deal plaese to drop knowledge.
I think it may go by another name: "Instant Death".