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The most thrilling and revealing accapella ever

deLYSdeLYS 388 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
The emperor has lost his clothes...Someone please turn this into a soundboard or recycle his stellar contributions of hype elsewhere.AHHHhyahahahaAHHghh!!imgonna tellya woonnnntiiyyiiiimmeee!!Running w/ the Devil accapellai found the simple lifeee- not that simple! whoaaggghh!

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  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    Youre like a week late dawgz
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    This has been posted before. I'd like to say it's great! I will enjoy this for the years to come.
  • deLYSdeLYS 388 Posts
    Aww man, I'm always come lately on the internet, so I don't mind, I've never laughed so hard on a Monday morning. This is worse than finding pictures of yourself with lightning bolts shaved into the side of your head from your football team as a kid or something equally as embarrassing and I've never even been into Van Halen.
    My face is red for the world. And all those groupies. All that gash he scored with these insane articulations of his libido.
    Feel, Feel, feel, feel my heat!
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    I'm always come lately on the internet
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    All that gash he scored

    Yikes! Can we not refer to the vagina as a wound?
  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    there are some real classy mofos on here

  • deLYSdeLYS 388 Posts
    All that gash he scored

    Yikes! Can we not refer to the vagina as a wound?
    keep it in context!!!!

    I think the phrase quantifies his essence. And don't expect much class in anybody responding to those mating calls! I do apologize, if anyone you know has scored with the big D backstage.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    All that gash he scored

    Yikes! Can we not refer to the vagina as a wound?
    keep it in context!!!!


    I think the phrase quantifies his essence. And don't expect much class in anybody responding to those mating calls! I do apologize, if anyone you know has scored with the big D backstage.

    OK, I can see that. Context is key, although it often gets lost on the interweb. "Gash" just makes me recoil, though, you know?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    There is no shame in loving the fuck out of some early Van Halen....then or now.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    how about gaping gash.
    i just made myself gag with that one.
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    how about gaping gash.
    i just made myself gag with that one.


    taking it tasteless:

    Salty Pastrami Flaps?
    Hatchet Wound?
    Bearded Clam?
    Roast Beef Curtains?
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    Roast Beef Curtains?
    thats it, i'm outa here....
  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    Roast Beef Curtains?
    thats it, i'm outa here....

    Don't say I didn't warn you. Click and drop down for your favorite.
    Curtains Removed
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    i dont see what was so embarassing about that acapella at all .

    van halen rules.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    i dont see what was so embarassing about that acapella at all .

    van halen rules.

    Yeah, it sounds ridiculous and funny to hear the acapella, but I bet in the context of the song it all works. I don't know that song.
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    Roast Beef Curtains?
    thats it, i'm outa here....

    Don't say I didn't warn you. Click and drop down for your favorite.
    Curtains Removed

    MIAMI!!!
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    i dont see what was so embarassing about that acapella at all .

    van halen rules.

    there is nothing embarrasing about that, show me a 24 year old who can do that today...and Dave didnt have to have some engineer hit that pitch correct button in Pro Tools like 99% of the asshats singing rock music nowadays...
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