The emperor has lost his clothes...Someone please turn this into a soundboard or recycle his stellar contributions of hype elsewhere.AHHHhyahahahaAHHghh!!imgonna tellya woonnnntiiyyiiiimmeee!!Running w/ the Devil accapellai found the simple lifeee- not that simple! whoaaggghh!
Aww man, I'm always come lately on the internet, so I don't mind, I've never laughed so hard on a Monday morning. This is worse than finding pictures of yourself with lightning bolts shaved into the side of your head from your football team as a kid or something equally as embarrassing and I've never even been into Van Halen. My face is red for the world. And all those groupies. All that gash he scored with these insane articulations of his libido. Feel, Feel, feel, feel my heat!
keep it in context!!!! I think the phrase quantifies his essence. And don't expect much class in anybody responding to those mating calls! I do apologize, if anyone you know has scored with the big D backstage.
I think the phrase quantifies his essence. And don't expect much class in anybody responding to those mating calls! I do apologize, if anyone you know has scored with the big D backstage.
OK, I can see that. Context is key, although it often gets lost on the interweb. "Gash" just makes me recoil, though, you know?
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There is no shame in loving the fuck out of some early Van Halen....then or now.
i dont see what was so embarassing about that acapella at all .
van halen rules.
there is nothing embarrasing about that, show me a 24 year old who can do that today...and Dave didnt have to have some engineer hit that pitch correct button in Pro Tools like 99% of the asshats singing rock music nowadays...
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My face is red for the world. And all those groupies. All that gash he scored with these insane articulations of his libido.
Feel, Feel, feel, feel my heat!
Yikes! Can we not refer to the vagina as a wound?
I think the phrase quantifies his essence. And don't expect much class in anybody responding to those mating calls! I do apologize, if anyone you know has scored with the big D backstage.
OK, I can see that. Context is key, although it often gets lost on the interweb. "Gash" just makes me recoil, though, you know?
i just made myself gag with that one.
taking it tasteless:
Salty Pastrami Flaps?
Hatchet Wound?
Bearded Clam?
Roast Beef Curtains?
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van halen rules.
Yeah, it sounds ridiculous and funny to hear the acapella, but I bet in the context of the song it all works. I don't know that song.
MIAMI!!!
there is nothing embarrasing about that, show me a 24 year old who can do that today...and Dave didnt have to have some engineer hit that pitch correct button in Pro Tools like 99% of the asshats singing rock music nowadays...