What do you think about while stuck in traffic?
Gary
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This morning I was thinking I could probably get a canyon named after myself. i thought about it the whole way to work.
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are you thinking about yoga, or the girls in that clip?
Actually thats probably what I think about the most.
The ladies. I can't do any Sara Ivanhoe[/b]-type moves.
Sometimes I'll play some Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and see if cops will arrest me.
i hope that everyione behind me knows how 2 slow down ,.., wen im on the highway and all of a sudden thaers road work , and u go from 86 mph to 7 in a matter of seconds
yea, i just hope that semi doesnt kill me
and women
usually glad im in the faster lane
i also think about getin out and peeing if i have to go
Sometimes I think about Chuck and Warren, two old guys I used to work with who were long-time partners. Warren was a deadringer for Jerry Garcia, so much so that hippies would ask to take pictures with him sometimes. The two of them were always high. Whenever they would come into a traffic jam (they rode in the same truck together) that was caused by an accident, they'd roll the window down and tell the people in the accident in their best stoner voice, "Hey maaan, you can't park here".
When I was djing heavily I would sit there and try and figure out how to get a turntable hooked up to the car stereo, complete with mixer and big-knobbed EQ's. That one almost came to fruition though when I asked a guy who was installing a stereo for me if could get a big-knobbed EQ so I could randomly cut the bass and treble in and out. Apparently I was the first to ever ask him that.
this was me on 101 for years. I kind of regret it now. just lucky I never got pulled over or wrecked anyone.
Now I just think about breasts and politics
but seeing as i dont drive, if im stuck in traffic then im on the tram so chances are someone can.
i need to pack a blanket for the tram.
yeah, i live 3 miles from work so, i'm never stuck in traffic anymore. just got my first posession charge after 15 years of inhaling. the worst part about that is i didn't have any on me, it was the dude who was in my car with me!
Far more likely to wreck thinking about that shit
demons make the traffic on 440
During my time as an Art Trucker i witnessed a dude chokin his chicken while on the BQE.
He had the nudie mag on the passenger seat.
Whackin while drivin....
Then I plan how the fuck I'm gonna get out of the grind and live the kind of life where I can avoid traffic jams.
so inherently NY
So preDICKtable
so WRONG
for Christmas this year ...
DEREK JETER'S DRIVEN BLACK
OR
DAVID BECKHAM'S INSTINCT
Which one do you guys think will make me smell most
like an over-rated, overpaid professional athlete?
One of the best parts of owning a motorcycle!
You might notice that this particular fellow is in England.
Not that it matters, I just wanted to point out what a sharp eye I have.