An instant favorite of mine, among many The_Mack gems. This kid is wise beyond his years. I've said it before, but people clon because they are scared of the day when he will crush them with Cunimondo deadstock gold.
Not an all-time classic, but I still think about Faux explaining the proper grammatical use of the phrase "Your mans and them" when another strutter "misspoke."
It was like a hood version of a William Safire column.
absolutely my favorite ss phrase that i use on a daily basis
Puccini has become common slang for my entire household. I think even my 2-year-old has used it once or twice.
And for the record, this phrase was uttered in the context of a young man being concerned about whether he should put the smoov moves on the girl that his best friend has the hots for but has no chance with. People clonned, others tried to help, and then....enter :
???i didnt even read all this non-sense, but.......just poke her out yo. who cares? you only got one life to live hommie, lay that pipe game and then brag about it to your friend???
In case he didn't get the memo the first time, : decided to rephrase.
YES. LINE UP IN THAT PUCCINI!!!!
Unfortunately, it was not long after that :'s trade list went missing and he stopped paying for eBay auctions that he won. He did have a classic justification for his conduct:
???i quit mt [sic] job at taco bell???
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And this was not from : but it could be added as a signature to probably 80 percent of posts:
???As far as points there really are not any in what I posted."
Another forgotten classic:
???Do you have a set of testicles or what? Gimmie your address...I'm sending my chihuahuas over to rape you.???
On the oft-discussed subject of dickriding:
???And what if they in turn ride the dick of another? It could be like 6 degrees of dickriding: How to get from dollarbincommon to DanteCarfagna in 6 easy steps.???
"Does my jockstrap have static cling?"
And although this is not a one-liner, it remains among my all-time favorite hilarious things that has ever been written on this ethereal space and I have to repost it at least once a year. Now seems appropriate:
???Did any of y'all hairy folls ever get like tired of your chest hair and decide to shave it off, then realize "oh shit... my chest is now clean as a baby's ass, but the rest of me is still all beast-like!!!" Then you have to end up shaving your whole damn body unless you don't mind looking like a centaur every time you get naked in front of your woman.???
The creator of this phrase is one of my favorite SS characters evar.
WillOne, although he may have become Artifactor at that point.
His jacked-from-Goodwill-45's-price-czech jump off was one of the threads of the year, 2005 - and the Rawkus Deadstock Gold was his comeback post like a year later. Classic material.
He's still around, mostly in lurk mode
Not that it matters, but it wasn't him. I just asked him. I don't remember the originator, maybe that dude planet?
The creator of this phrase is one of my favorite SS characters evar.
WillOne, although he may have become Artifactor at that point.
His jacked-from-Goodwill-45's-price-czech jump off was one of the threads of the year, 2005 - and the Rawkus Deadstock Gold was his comeback post like a year later. Classic material.
He's still around, mostly in lurk mode
Not that it matters, but it wasn't him. I just asked him. I don't remember the originator, maybe that dude planet?
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I only recently recently that he must've been pronouncing it as Poo-SEE-nee.
I thought it was ChaseCrusher that spat this?
absolutely my favorite ss phrase that i use on a daily basis
Jawn has been a common Philly term for anything and everything.
It's everywhere!
An instant favorite of mine, among many The_Mack gems. This kid is wise beyond his years. I've said it before, but people clon because they are scared of the day when he will crush them with Cunimondo deadstock gold.
"suck" a bag of dicks?
he obviously forgot what I had typed by the time
he worked it into his routine
Have you read one of his posts in the last 3 years?
no more 50% for mr. sucker!
"yes, why must I cry"?
used recently when I discovered a record I received had been destroyed
It was like a hood version of a William Safire column.
Cloudicorns??
sorta like a cross between the burger king slogan and a couple of gay guys who don't know whether they want to fight or kiss.
A common image for lots of threads.... mostly rap threads!
Puccini has become common slang for my entire household. I think even my 2-year-old has used it once or twice.
And for the record, this phrase was uttered in the context of a young man being concerned about whether he should put the smoov moves on the girl that his best friend has the hots for but has no chance with. People clonned, others tried to help, and then....enter
In case he didn't get the memo the first time,
Unfortunately, it was not long after that
And this was not from
Another forgotten classic:
On the oft-discussed subject of dickriding:
And although this is not a one-liner, it remains among my all-time favorite hilarious things that has ever been written on this ethereal space and I have to repost it at least once a year. Now seems appropriate:
All beast-like,
JRoot
"Why so much blah blah blah?"
Not that it matters, but it wasn't him. I just asked him. I don't remember the originator, maybe that dude planet?
I'm pretty sure it was the dude Planet.