Weed Connection
RAJ
tenacious local 7,783 Posts
One of my buddies, let's call him Stew. Is new in town and doesn't no anybody. He is looking for some weed. How does he go about doing it? Is there a secret weed hand signal in public? A Craigslist for pot heads?
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OH SCHITT!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Puff it at the pool at Fox & Hounds, too.
Are weed delivery services just in major metropolitan areas? I don't smoke , it's illegal, so I don't know anything about this. Just trying to help out my boy, Stew.
Not really, but you have to be down prior to making that call. You'll probably want to make the order carryout, and then talk up a driver or two.
What's up, G*****?
I haven't smoked weed in 20 years, but one of my oldest friends, let's call him Smokey, does. Smokey paid me a visit when I lived in Portland, Oregon, shortly after September 11, 2001. Because of the security, Smokey didn't pack his stash. When he got to my house he asked if I could call someone. Me? I didn't know anything. So Smokey said, "Let's go to the park." We walked to the park, sat down, and started watching the people walking by, Smokey quietly ascertaining the weedability of each passerby, "No, not this guy... Uh, naw... Definitely not... Hmmm, maybe..."
We sat there ten minutes. The whole plan started to sound harebrained. Then, Smokey spots some average looking dude across the park, "Ah shit, that's my guy, right there!" Somehow, the dude walks through the park, directly towards us, and Smokey waves to him, like hi friend!. The dude sits down, Smokey whispers something, the dude takes off his backpack, which, lo and behold, was full of weed.
DOOBIES BROTHERS. Not just a band, a secret sect.
damb
Or, just go to the Frickin' mall and ask teenagers on low. Yeah, creepy as hell..but it will work.
wow..now this forum filters your words to make F*cking=Frickin'?
you just gotta ask... if they don't know they know someone that can help ya out.
if he wants better, hippie hang out is th eway to go
oh wait, you're not in California.
Hippy kids are usually the most reliable and usually have the best herb. Dont goto the hood for herb unless you feel like getting the "white boy tax" or getting arrested. Way to much hassle and you have to know where to go in advance instead of driving around asking every dude you see. Not worth it and the weed is usually super schwag.
I got a buddy that lives in East Stroudsburg that might know the time. How far are you from there? PM por favor....
Stew lives like an hour from there.
Dude, I'm married and I have friends...wait my wife and my cats count right?
LOL at acting like dude has never bought weed in his life.
"A Pot-Buyer's Primer"