Whoa. He said, "how could you find a plastic surgeon that could add a chromosome."
I knew a dude in Orlando that used to chill with Carrot Top (he lives in Orlando). He used ot invite me to come and bbq witht hem, but I always declined.
my favorite part was that snoop dogg's routine was actually funny, dude had some good jokes
Haha, hell yeah Snoop was killin' it. He came out and the first thing he said was that he was fucked up. He was funny. The hwole roast was funny, one of the funniest ones they've had so far. Definitely worth a watch. Ice T even came with it.
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I knew a dude in Orlando that used to chill with Carrot Top (he lives in Orlando). He used ot invite me to come and bbq witht hem, but I always declined.
yeah, i was a little surprised how god snoopaloop was. he did start off having a little troublee reading off the cue cards for his rap, though.
Haha, hell yeah Snoop was killin' it. He came out and the first thing he said was that he was fucked up. He was funny. The hwole roast was funny, one of the funniest ones they've had so far. Definitely worth a watch. Ice T even came with it.
"You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape"
"You look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun"
Nothing came close to those two jabs for the rest of the night.
Carrot Top looks spooky as fuck with the steroids and plastic surgery...
sayin. he killed it.
"i didn't know we were roasting an oily cadaver tonight"
"how do you roast charcoal?"
But my favorite is the Emmit Smith one....it's unbelievably good on so many levels.
The first clip is Jeff Ross roasting Smith and Shaq among others (won't emebed)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAV898pqmIE
The second clip is equally hilarious, from the same roast, Jaime Foxx ruining Doug Williams roast.
The Katt Williams jabs were hilarious
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