Phantom Thigh And/Or Ass Twitches.
Hotsauce84
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Does anybody else get this? Sometimes I SWEAR I'm getting a text and/or cellphone call only to find out my thigh or leg is tricking me.
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I get phantom cellphone vibrates all the time in my right leg.
I had the same thing, happened all the time.
I decided to stop carrying my phone in my pocket all day and leave it on my desk when I'm sitting there.
After a few days, they stopped.
I guess its something in the phone, the magnetic waves, radio waves, whatever.
Yeah except most of us don't have gimpy left legs
ask your girl about my third leg.
I did, she said she gave up after spending a half hour trying to find it.
Then you told her that your vibrating gimpy left leg was "almost as good as the real thing".
and yet she continues to call the kid late night....curious.
If you'd stop leaving messages in a woman's voice claiming to be her husky cousin from Union City I'm sure that would clear it right up.
many many many people have low back pain and do not suffer from sciatic nerve problems. however, you wouldnt know that unless you went in to the drs and got an mri.
hope yall are okay... ive had a cellphone since 93 and never had any weird leg twitches like yall are talking about.
^^^^ DATES A CHICK FROM UNION CITY ^^^^
Her husky cousin is from Union City. She grew up in Saudi Arabia.
Please - you must really have me wrong if you think I'd be getting wed to a broad from The Une.
I used to laugh at how racist her family was against Fremont Afghans and my response was always like, "sadly, to most ignorant Americans you're all towel heads...and to less ignorant Americans like me you're all from Fremont! "
maybe it has something to do with this...
You're a fuckin' fucker, fucker.
Pinche face.
did you have this one ?