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Good summer liquor that isn't too whiteboy

Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
I'm tired of beer. I mean, I want to fuck Pamela Anderson too, but I'm not trying to express it through my drink selections. .
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  • theory9theory9 1,128 Posts
    Cognac and milk.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    ah, one of deej's gay friends.

    I'll go ahead an give you what you want...
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    wait for it...
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    Tequila. I'm a whiteboy and I hate that shit.


    problem solved, ese.


    p.s. I STIL have your t-shirt.


    I'll give it to anna. She's heading up there soon.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    coming.















































































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  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    hold on



































































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  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    BOOYAH!





  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    whiteboy > honkey
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Aguardiente, son.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    beer is a > mans drink.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    beergaritas...it's 18 bottles of Coors Light, 1 half gallon of tequila, and 5 frozen limeaid concentrates
  • silvertonesilvertone 765 Posts
    Mojito.
    Mojito.
    Mojito.
    then
    Caipirinha.
    Caipirinha.
    Caipirinha.
    then
    Heatsroke Barf Steez = Too real to be whiteboy.
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    you didn't get the memo... mojito is the new whiteboy drink of choice.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts



    +

  • silvertonesilvertone 765 Posts
    Canadians are 5 years ahead or behind anything whiteboy related at any time.
  • HonkyFippleHonkyFipple 418 Posts
    whiteboy > honkey

    I'm worse than a whiteboy?
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I guess Long Island Iced Tea is the drink of choice for Salvadorabians?
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    You know, they always say 'never order a long island ice tea'... thats is low class and the bartender will hate you and all that... but they taste good and will fuck you up so i don't see what the big deal is.


    also, white people haven't caught on to Hypno yet...
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    Tequila. I'm a whiteboy and I hate that shit.


    problem solved, ese.


    p.s. I STIL have your t-shirt.


    I'll give it to anna. She's heading up there soon.

    I'm already up here, batches!
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    You know, they always say 'never order a long island ice tea'... thats is low class and the bartender will hate you and all that... but they taste good and will fuck you up so i don't see what the big deal is.

    this is usually my drink. i like to get them because the waitresses don't make it to the dj booth often enough. also, 6 foot 7 and 250 pounds so... yeah.... but yeah, i know how the bartenders look at fools who order them but they can kiss my flat white boy ass.
  • buttonbutton 1,475 Posts
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    Tequila. I'm a whiteboy and I hate that shit.


    problem solved, ese.


    p.s. I STIL have your t-shirt.


    I'll give it to anna. She's heading up there soon.

    I'm already up here, batches!



    Damn.
  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    Canadians are 5 years ahead or behind anything whiteboy related at any time.

    FUNNIEST SHIT I"VE READ ON THE STRUT IN MONTHS!
  • djdepositdjdeposit 224 Posts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectified_spirit
  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    I am offended by the term whiteboy... please to use "caucasion" in all future references.

    Thanks.
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    I am offended by the term whiteboy... please to use "caucasion" in all future references.

    Thanks.

    I'm partial to "dilute"
  • JiggamofoJiggamofo 42 Posts
    Canadians are 5 years ahead or behind anything whiteboy related at any time.
    Straight from Vancouver...
    The Mother Theresa:
    1 oz gin
    1 oz tequila
    1 oz Grand Marnier

    Shake over ice with lime and don't make any plans

    Boozy Apple Juice... Boozy Apple Juice.... Boozy Apple Juice:
    Equal parts
    1 oz Gin, Cinzano, Calvados, splash AJ.

    Get wet Boyeeeeee
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    You know, they always say 'never order a long island ice tea'... thats is low class and the bartender will hate you and all that... but they taste good and will fuck you up so i don't see what the big deal is.


    also, white people haven't caught on to Hypno yet...

    My gf's bar doesn't serve these on principle and it's funny when youngsters who order them then um and ah trying to think of another drink to ask for. So lildude. That said, we used to order them all the time when we were 17 thinking that we were getting more booze for our money. This is of course false. Especially if the bar is anywhere in the British Isles.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I do Hennessey shots for breakfast. Ain't nothing whiteboy about that.
  • sergserg 682 Posts
    get a cutty bang you tulip
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