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karrine "superhead" steffans

macacamacaca 278 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
shes obviously a lying whore, but its entertaining, so heres the list:50 Cent - not as big as I assumed. 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.Juelz Santana - thick too like a overgrown German sausageMystikal - longYoung Buck - He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer BunnyTrick Daddy - long and full of energyTwista - mediumWill Smith - longXzibit - long but comes to quickKool G Rap - Long but cant f**kTalib Kweli - mediumRedman - hung like a bananaBlack Thought - mediumRussel Simmons - smallKhujo from Goodie Mob - very longJa Rule - Long and full of energyJay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he???s on topOutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre???s is long and slimUsher - It was fu**ing horrible. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Pete Rock - bigPuff Daddy - mediumRakim - LongMobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is smallM.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odorNas - smallNelly - mediumScarface - mediumSnoop Dogg - too longOl??? Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peaceClipse - They???re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T???s breath stinksCommon - Long but too skinnyDa Brat - can eat a p**sy.Mos Def - long but his breath stinksTimbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quickToo $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bedQ Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personalityMase - Long but he has an a**hole personality tooMaster P - nice and long and can f**kMethod Man - Long but comes to quickMissy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor50 Cent - medium/longBig Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshenerBusta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.Canibus - real longNoreaga - Long but he cant f**kLil Wayne - nice and longKanye West - Big but he cant f**kKRS-One - smallLL Cool J - Nice and fatThe LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fatLudacris - Just perfect. Long and fatDMX - Long and can fuck foreverFabolous - big d**k but comes to fastFat Joe - small at first but when erect he???s impressive.Wyclef - Long but his breath stinksGhostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
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  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
    Mos Def - long but his breath stinks

    I am ashamed I even read this, but these two made me laugh.
  • FunkyFlatulentFunkyFlatulent 1,106 Posts
    Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener


    I just threw up twice. I shouldn't even be in here.
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    fuck.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    what about bill maher?
  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    may his big d**k rest in peace

    I'd put this on my tombstone.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts

    may this[/b] big d**k rest in peace

    I'd put this on my tombstone.


  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
    this cracked me up. is this from a new book?
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed

    AH hahahaha! BEEEEYOTCH!
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    what the fuck
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed


    thats like blaming oil for being slippery
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    what a fantastic waist of time. why do any of you care about any of this shi'ite?
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    what a fantastic waist of time. why do any of you care about any of this shi'ite?
    I don't know why the rest of you read it, but I gotta know how many rap dicks, and which rap dicks I will need in order to build a rap dick rope ladder to the moon.
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    what a fantastic waist of time. why do any of you care about any of this shi'ite?
    I don't know why the rest of you read it, but I gotta know how many rap dicks, and which rap dicks I will need in order to build a rap dick rope ladder to the moon.

    now there's a rap dick moon ladder i wouldn't touch with a 10 foot rap dick pole.
  • VeeEightVeeEight 325 Posts
    what a fantastic waist of time. why do any of you care about any of this shi'ite?
    I don't know why the rest of you read it, but I gotta know how many rap dicks, and which rap dicks I will need in order to build a
    rap dick rope ladder to the moon[/b].

    What other possible reason could someone have for reading it??
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    someone should do a wrap up of SoulStrut dongs.

    paging Elise








    j/k
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    shes obviously a lying whore, but its entertaining, so heres the list:

    50 Cent - not as big as I assumed. 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.
    50 Cent - medium/long

    Besides the fact that he's on the list twice, the "7 1/2" inches part is kind of funny. Do the man a solid and round up.
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    what a fantastic waist of time. why do any of you care about any of this shi'ite?
    I don't know why the rest of you read it, but I gotta know how many rap dicks, and which rap dicks I will need in order to build a rap dick rope ladder to the moon.


    Holy shit, a RAP DICK ROPE LADDER. Who the fuck comes up with that??? RAP DICK ROPE LADDER.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    shes obviously a lying whore, but its entertaining, so heres the list:

    sounds like u have some insider information?


    my favorite

    "just cuz yo pussy hurt dont mean he did anything"
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    wow this chick has fucked some UGLY mufuckahs.
  • FunkyFlatulentFunkyFlatulent 1,106 Posts
    fucking rappers is bad, but she's fucked entire groups.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    fucking rappers is bad, but she's fucked entire groups.

    saying but until she's fucked with cappadonna she ain't really fucked with the Wu...
  • kwalitykwality 620 Posts
    shes obviously a lying whore, but its entertaining, so heres the list:

    50 Cent - not as big as I assumed. 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.
    50 Cent - medium/long

    Besides the fact that he's on the list twice, the "7 1/2" inches part is kind of funny. Do the man a solid and round up.

    How you gonna have someone on their twice? Maybe one was before steroid use?

    Anyone care to develop a formula for lyrical skills/pecker size using this highly scientific data?

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Y'all remember what happened last time there was a Superhead thread.
    Be careful.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts


    Anyone care to develop a formula for lyrical skills/pecker size using this highly scientific data?


    illmatic Nas = hung like a horse

    Stillmatic Nas = small and smelly?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Y'all remember what happened last time there was a Superhead thread.

    yeah I do. that thread turned into a soulstrut shitstorm. I'ma back out of here reaaaaal slow right now.
  • Mel_GibsonMel_Gibson 664 Posts
    She has the hiv.
  • MurdockMurdock 542 Posts
    What about Bobby Brown[/b]?
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    is there a :vomit: graemlin?
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    someone should do a wrap up of SoulStrut dongs.

    paging Elise








    j/k

    hah hah. that was funny.
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    someone should do a wrap up of SoulStrut dongs.

    paging Elise








    j/k

    on it!!!

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