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NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
edited July 2007 in Strut Central
DUI # 2 & COKE BUST #2!!!!!!!
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    Oh man, she's really making my town proud. Don't see too many articles about her in Merrick Life anymore.


  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts
    She looks like she showers in Tang.


    That jumpsuit will go well with her uhhh complexion.

  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    that is a rough looking mugshot...

    read some stuff recently that people close to her are seriuosly concerened she could die anytime, and that the parents are worthless to stop it. and, i mean, not like 'you should slow down,' but 'you are going to STOP. As in DEAD.'

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    who cares.

    (yes callous-toward-celebrities doggie)

  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts
    She looks like she showers in Tang.


    That jumpsuit will go well with her uhhh complexion.

    Ha Ha! Not just a tastey beverage, but good for the skin...

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    She looks like she showers in Tang.

    ZING!

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    that is a rough looking mugshot...

    read some stuff recently that people close to her are seriuosly concerened she could die anytime, and that the parents are worthless to stop it. and, i mean, not like 'you should slow down,' but 'you are going to STOP. As in DEAD.'

    Her mom (the "white Oprah") was out at dinner at a local restaurant recently whose owners I'm very friendly with. Ordered a ton of food and didn't eat any of it. They said she was with some young coked-up studly fellow who sat there the whole time with his leg bleeding and neither of them was aware of it for awhile. The blood was just dripping down his leg and getting absorbed by his sock. Finally the host asked the guy what happened and he didn't even know he was bleeding.

    Now that i type that out, its not the most exciting story in the world. But it was told to me by a Liberace-class gay guy which made it all the more entertaining at the time.


  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />

  • JustAliceJustAlice 1,308 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />


    Come rub it on me belly like a jabba jelly!

    http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg" alt="" />

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />

    her tits look like they have something trapped inside them too.

  • catalistcatalist 1,373 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />

    no fucking way is that real.. that shit is doctored. For someone to leave the house knowing your stomach looks that way.. ehhhh...doubtful

    Lohan will have to do a bunch more Disney movies to get out of this slump

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />



    JABBA LIVES!!!

    http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg" alt="" />

    sadly, i think jabba's non-liposuctioned stomach looks way more normal than tara reid's.

  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts

    Lohan will have to do a bunch more Disney movies to get out of this slump

    She's done with the Disney scene...Str8 to porn is the next step!

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />



    JABBA LIVES!!!

    http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg" alt="" />

    sadly, i think jabba's non-liposuctioned stomach looks way more normal than tara reid's.

    I'd rather blap jabba.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    HAS MYLATENCY FORGOT HER FACE YET? (HE SWORE HE WOULD.)

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    no fucking way is that real.. that shit is doctored. For someone to leave the house knowing your stomach looks that way.. ehhhh...doubtful

    it's real. just google "tara reid's stomach" and look at how many different photos there are of it. i think she just has a bad plastic surgeon cause i remember when her boob popped out on the red carpet of something, the nipple reminded me of one of salvador dali's melty clocks.

  • bass_feverbass_fever 974 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />



    JABBA LIVES!!!

    http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg" alt="" />

    sadly, i think jabba's non-liposuctioned stomach looks way more normal than tara reid's.

    I'd rather blap jabba.

    Nah, cuz you can put like a shirt of Tara Reid's stomach...But, you'd have to have a huge bag to put over Jabba's whole body to blap!

  • Deep_SangDeep_Sang 1,081 Posts
    who cares.

    (yes callous-toward-celebrities doggie)

    you cared enough to click on the thread...

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />



    JABBA LIVES!!!

    http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/jabba.jpg" alt="" />

    sadly, i think jabba's non-liposuctioned stomach looks way more normal than tara reid's.

    I'd rather blap jabba.

    Nah, cuz you can put like a shirt of Tara Reid's stomach...But, you'd have to have a huge bag to put over Jabba's whole body to blap!

    you could just put a bag over your own head.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    you could just put a bag over your own head.


  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    who cares.

    (yes callous-toward-celebrities doggie)

    you cared enough to click on the thread...

    and that's exactly how much I care about this chick.

    enough to click on a soulstrut thread about her.

  • Deep_SangDeep_Sang 1,081 Posts
    who cares.

    (yes callous-toward-celebrities doggie)

    you cared enough to click on the thread...

    and that's exactly how much I care about this chick.

    enough to click on a soulstrut thread about her.


  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts

    Wicked... Plaese to add this to Soulstrut Graemlins list.










    http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/ghostbusters.jpg" alt="" />


  • jazzercismjazzercism 838 Posts
    HAS MYLATENCY FORGOT HER FACE YET? (HE SWORE HE WOULD.)

    Unfortunately, CANDLEGUYLATENCY finds Lohan harder to quit than any drug.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts

    tara reid's stomach has a ghost trapped inside it

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-00.jpg" alt="" />

    http://atomicbombcinema.com/english/images/stills/still_tot_recall_kuato.jpg" alt="" />
    KUATO LIVES

  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts


    KUATO LIVES
    ha!
    when i first saw that stomach photo, i thought: "QUAID!... START... THE.... RE...AC...TORRRR......"

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    as far as lohan:

    sorry, but

  • kwalitykwality 620 Posts
    I thought I saw the face of Jesus Christ in Tara's stomach.
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