where were you at last night, matt? shit was poppin.
Went to my lady's beach volleyball game. She's not that good, it's charming. Wasn't about to drive in after that, it was out in Suffolk. Plus I didn't want to sweat.
I ate at Old Homestead last night. Threw it all up on my front step.
Fucking perfect Cosmo-type birthday.
Wikipedia can't touch that essence. If there were a way to program a computer to sock someone, like a computerized arm that reaches out of the screen and throttles the reader, I think it'd be tight for the Cosmo Baker page to read:
Cosmo motherfucking Baker[/b] (born July 9, 1974) is that type of dude to eat an expensive ass steak and then puke it all over his stoop, yaoming?
Good thing Wikipedia has an editing feature. This is going up within the hour, thanks Eric!
I ate at Old Homestead last night. Threw it all up on my front step.
Fucking perfect Cosmo-type birthday.
Wikipedia can't touch that essence. If there were a way to program a computer to sock someone, like a computerized arm that reaches out of the screen and throttles the reader, I think it'd be tight for the Cosmo Baker page to read:
Cosmo motherfucking Baker[/b] (born July 9, 1974) is that type of dude to eat an expensive ass steak and then puke it all over his stoop, yaoming?
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Went to my lady's beach volleyball game. She's not that good, it's charming. Wasn't about to drive in after that, it was out in Suffolk. Plus I didn't want to sweat.
Fucking perfect Cosmo-type birthday.
Wikipedia can't touch that essence. If there were a way to program a computer to sock someone, like a computerized arm that reaches out of the screen and throttles the reader, I think it'd be tight for the Cosmo Baker page to read:
Cosmo motherfucking Baker[/b] (born July 9, 1974) is that type of dude to eat an expensive ass steak and then puke it all over his stoop, yaoming?
SOUTH PHILLY, BITCH!
(*cockpunch*)
Thought you knew.
Happy birthday Cosmo.