Transformers.

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  • pointmanpointman 1,042 Posts
    From Rotten Tomatoes
    Bay's best effort by far. The robot thespians are better actors than the cast of Armageddon and the plot is probably more historically accurate than Pearl Harbor.


  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    Plus there's NO FUCKING WAY that kid likes The Misfits.

    But he likes The Strokes, you know that "ol' skoo" shiit, mayn!

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I definitely thought of this more than once during the movie...


    that was awesome.

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts

    And, of course, John Turturro. 'Cause NOTHING can absolutely suck if he's involved.

    our local newspaper said he gets pissed on by a transformer


    Yup.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    The fight scenes sucked cause I don't have the MTV attention span to figure out which 100mph pile of twisted scrap metal is which.

    I have this problem with a lot of action movies. It's like some of these action chase/car/fight scenes become a jumble on the screen. Maybe I'm sitting too close.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    one of the best explosions guys in the buisiness.

    location up for grabs.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?

  • Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?

    Chevrolet-mania. The cameras whiz through all the action shots, but whenever a GMC or Chevy logo happens to be on screen, the cameras conveniently freeze up and zoom in.

    A huge chunk of the plot was dependant upon the main character's eBay auction and they showed and referred to eBay at least ten times.

    and to a lesser degree...

    Burger King.

    Apple.

    Hewlett Packard.

    and I think Mountain Dew.

    As we walked in, we were handed Transformers comics which were essentially Target ads. That might have been just cause of the local Target market.

  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER

























    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

  • pppppppp 261 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.

  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

    It's only a matter of time until the Coke/Pepsi Challenge becomes a feature film.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

    are you implying that it is a "lady robot" and the mountain dew logos on the chest area are supposed to be lady robot boobs? cause that's what it sounds like you are saying

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

    are you implying that it is a "lady robot" and the mountain dew logos on the chest area are supposed to be lady robot boobs? cause that's what it sounds like you are saying

    I didn't get that. I think you have a dirty mind, Ms. Head.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

    are you implying that it is a "lady robot" and the mountain dew logos on the chest area are supposed to be lady robot boobs? cause that's what it sounds like you are saying

    I didn't get that. I think you have a dirty mind, Ms. Head.


    but there are TWO "mountain dew logos on its chest"!

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    I definitely thought of this more than once during the movie...




    is there an animated gif of this somewhere? if not, there needs to be.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    As fate would have it, someone just sent me a link to this:

    http://www.jinglejugs.com/

    Ah, America.



    Can folks share some of the egregious product placement?
    SPOILER



    a fucking moutain dew machine turns into a robot and has two mountain dew logos on its chest.

    Breathtaking.

    Is that for real?? Or are you kidding? I seriously can't tell.
    oh it's real man.

    are you implying that it is a "lady robot" and the mountain dew logos on the chest area are supposed to be lady robot boobs? cause that's what it sounds like you are saying

    I didn't get that. I think you have a dirty mind, Ms. Head.


    but there are TWO "mountain dew logos on its chest"!

  • MurdockMurdock 542 Posts
    Look What Happened to Soundwave..


  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    I definitely thought of this more than once during the movie...


    BULLSHSSSS, TOTAL F'ing BULLSHSSSS!!!

  • kicks79kicks79 1,338 Posts
    Look What Happened to Soundwave..


    Ha ha
    "Fuckin Ipods!"

  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    Look What Happened to Soundwave..


    Ha ha
    "Fuckin Ipods!"

    That part got me!

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Man o'man i hate you guys sometimes...
    I mean, what kind of artistic merit are you going to place on a fucking movie about ROBOTS directed by MICHALE BAY?
    It is a movie about robots for christ's sake.
    For what it was (huge budget summer flick with a lot of explosions), it was near perfect.
    It was a bit long but never a dull moment.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Man o'man i hate you guys sometimes...
    I mean, what kind of artistic merit are you going to place on a fucking movie about ROBOTS directed by MICHALE BAY?
    It is a movie about robots for christ's sake.
    For what it was (huge budget summer flick with a lot of explosions), it was near perfect.
    It was a bit long but never a dull moment.

    From what I understand, even coming into the film with such low expectations, it still sucked for a lot of folks. No one here expected it to be "Optimus Kane."

    Also, I have yet to understand how "lot of explosions" has merit, in and of itself? Is that really all we want from "huge budget summer flicks"?

    People really should expect more for their entertainment dollar. Doesn't have to be a fucking Jane Austen adaptation but "exploding shit" is a rather low bar to set.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    I guess I had a different perspective
    I went in there expecting:
    a. cheesy one-liners
    b. hot girl falling for nerdy guy
    c. a lot of explosions
    d. old guy that doesn't "get it"

    I didn't think they would be able to animate the fight sequences so well
    i was genuinely impressed with the type of fluid action shown between them, I am sure a lot has to do with how many animatronics where used in the filming

    i agree with this guy's review pretty much
    http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/29/movie-review-transformers/

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    i agree with this guy's review pretty much
    http://geeksofdoom.com/2007/06/29/movie-review-transformers/

    "Well thank GoD I wasn???t forced to settle! This summer???s blockbuster has finally arrived people. Only it???s not a mere blockbuster, it???s a two and a half hour atomic bomb??? strapped to a roller-coaster??? filled with snakes??? on fire!"

    Alrighty then.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    LOL
    Yeah, I think he liked it.

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    I thought it was pretty good. Shure it was full of cheese and product placement, but in case you forgot it's 2007 and we live in America. I think it was as good as you could expect from an mainstream movie. The thing that got me was that it was funny and had a lot of good humor (intentionally). Theey basically used the original transformation sound. They told the back story and hit on all that. They had the voices really close to the cartoon. My girlfiend even liked it and she was dreading me dragging her to this.

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    is star scream in it?
    he was a whiny bitch, but i always liked him. conniving,scheming ill dude with a lack of loyalty to megatron

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    is star scream in it?
    he was a whiny bitch, but i always liked him. conniving,scheming ill dude with a lack of loyalty to megatron

    Yep, he's in it. Just be sure to stay for the credits.
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