i do mind going to get these things in public. i prefer the privacy of online shopping for these and other related merchandises.
Apparently the average time for condom purchases is 7 seconds - aka no one likes buying them in public ha ha
I was in King Supers the other day, and the woman in front of me was buying condoms and a pack of gum. She was clearly trying to be very discreet and swift about her purchase. The cashier attempted to ring them up, but they didn't come up in the system, so he slid the condoms to the side of the register away from the line and said quietly, "Do you know how much these cost? They aren't ringing up." The woman, embarrassed and annoyed, shot back $5.99, $5.99! She hurriedly paid, stuffed them in her bag and walked out red faced.
In other words, you are not alone, Philly Phil.
To me though it's like, what's more embarrassing: everyone knowing that you're gonna get laid, or never getting laid??
Yeah I've never really minded purchasing them. Far better that way then buying them either from a vending machine (where they seemed designed to reduce drunken sex by cutting the circulation off to your member) or getting them from a family planning clinic (where they seem to come in super safe or wellington boot thickness).
I did have one uncomfortable moment not that long ago though when I selected some, took them up to purchase, and only noticed at the checkout that they came with a free vibrating ring to slip round your swollen member. Sex aids is a whole nother ball game......
Over the years the pill has been my best friend... now the lady got the tubes tied and shit is thee bawmb!
Seriously... in the raw feels sooo much better.
Curious: would you have gotten your tubes snipped?
i don't trust any snippage or pillery. i will be DAMNED if i shoot out any more crumbsnatchers!!! i'm baggin' the bone from here to ETERNITY
I take it you don't smoke trees...
i've been clean and sober for 19 years now (YAY!). i don't smoke, drink, get high or gamble. i do be bussin' them healthy nuts though! my sperms are lively and very anxious to fertilize an egg, ANY egg. so it's important to bag or even DOUBLE bag it whenever engaging in coitus. i ain't bout birthin' no mo' babies! i've heard about super sporms still gettin' it in even after tubes were tied or pills were popped... i can't have that. condoms are like an extra line of defense, ya heard? i can't risk it, son
Over the years the pill has been my best friend... now the lady got the tubes tied and shit is thee bawmb!
Seriously... in the raw feels sooo much better.
Curious: would you have gotten your tubes snipped?
I was all prepped for snippage. I always HATED rubbers. It makes sex boring to me and I would go for hours without scoring a touch down (all the while not feeling that funky sensation).
Our Doc said that the wife could get her tubes tied while getting a c-section for our second and final chiled (our first birth al natural was a disaster). I proceeded to jump for joy for the c-section / tube tied twofer.
My brother-in-law got a vasectomy and he was in serious pain for a couple of weeks. Sucka!
Seriously... it's less than a 1% chance you will knock up a woman with her tubes tied.
You have a better chance of rupturing a Lifestyle IMHO or finding an East of Underground sealed.
Seriously... it's less than a 1% chance you will knock up a woman with her tubes tied.
this is true... i still can't risk it, son! i have nightmares about that 1% i'd rather have numb sex and splooch 3 hours after my wife has already fallen asleep than to deal with the spectre of an additional 18 years of childcare (which, unfortunately, really lasts well into said child's adulthood ). that's just me, though... like i said before, i'm not a gambler
You have a better chance of rupturing a Lifestyle IMHO or finding an East of Underground sealed.
Seriously... it's less than a 1% chance you will knock up a woman with her tubes tied.
this is true... i still can't risk it, son! i have nightmares about that 1%
and obviously you're a 2 percenter... so I mean SCHITT!!!
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Seriously... it's less than a 1% chance you will knock up a woman with her tubes tied.
this is true... i still can't risk it, son! i have nightmares about that 1% i'd rather have numb sex and splooch 3 hours after my wife has already fallen asleep than to deal with the spectre of an additional 18 years of childcare (which, unfortunately, really lasts well into said child's adulthood ). that's just me, though... like i said before, i'm not a gambler
You have a better chance of rupturing a Lifestyle IMHO or finding an East of Underground sealed.
i've done both
I feel you, Phill. I ripped a Magnum on my ex-fiancee and I was shook for a week and a half until she gave me the good news (she got "it" finally). T**i and I don't have that issue, so "pure pleasure" is way of the walk (I'm with you, Raj). Like the three Tony's said, "It feels good, yeeeeeeeah..."
i do mind going to get these things in public. i prefer the privacy of online shopping for these and other related merchandises.
Apparently the average time for condom purchases is 7 seconds - aka no one likes buying them in public ha ha
Not for me, I try them on.
10 years ago I was on my way to a "girl up the block's" house to unwind a bit, and stopped at 7-11 on the way for a 40 and a 3-pack. The condoms were behind the counter, so I grabbed the 40 and got in line. In walks D***y Pfl**ger, former local now expat wierdo who we used to torment in elementary school. I'm thinking "fuck" in more ways than one, and kid yells out "SWEEN!!" and falls in right behind me in line to catch up for a minute (hadn't seen him since 6th grade).
So he's going on and on about his band and how progressive they are because they have a violinist and how they write songs about trolls and living in the woods and things like that, and now the line is getting long behind him and it's up to my turn. He's in midsentence when I say to the clerk "I need this and a pack of the Trojan light blue box" and kid without skipping a beat YELLS OUT "WOOOAH, SOMEBODY's GETTING LAID" then goes right back into his story about a setting a xylophone on fire on the solstice.
Since that was just about as embarrasing as a condom purchase can possibly get I am now the most comfortable guy in the world when I buy them. Sometimes I slam them down on the counter FIRST before I put my other things down, just so the poor girl working at CVS knows that I'm about to get laid and it's not going to be her on the other end of the deal. I also like to watch them ring it up too, they try not to laugh and I'm staring right at them grinning like a Cheshire cat. I never even though about buying them in bulk because I don't want to lose out on one of life's simple pleasures.
I'd be more embarrassed about NOT buying condoms than buying them. Let the world know you're fucking, what's wrong with that?
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Yeah I've never really minded purchasing them. Far better that way then buying them either from a vending machine (where they seemed designed to reduce drunken sex by cutting the circulation off to your member) or getting them from a family planning clinic (where they seem to come in super safe or wellington boot thickness).
I did have one uncomfortable moment not that long ago though when I selected some, took them up to purchase, and only noticed at the checkout that they came with a free vibrating ring to slip round your swollen member. Sex aids is a whole nother ball game......
Over the years the pill has been my best friend... now the lady got the tubes tied and shit is thee bawmb!
Seriously... in the raw feels sooo much better.
Curious: would you have gotten your tubes snipped?
i don't trust any snippage or pillery. i will be DAMNED if i shoot out any more crumbsnatchers!!! i'm baggin' the bone from here to ETERNITY
I take it you don't smoke trees...
I've had enough close calls. My sperms be too stoned to do much. They sound like Beanie Sigel and shit. "Pregnit? That's not cool to be."
Exactly. I buy them shits with pride. Now buying porn? I can see how that would be embarassing.
i've been clean and sober for 19 years now (YAY!). i don't smoke, drink, get high or gamble. i do be bussin' them healthy nuts though! my sperms are lively and very anxious to fertilize an egg, ANY egg. so it's important to bag or even DOUBLE bag it whenever engaging in coitus. i ain't bout birthin' no mo' babies! i've heard about super sporms still gettin' it in even after tubes were tied or pills were popped... i can't have that. condoms are like an extra line of defense, ya heard? i can't risk it, son
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I was all prepped for snippage. I always HATED rubbers. It makes sex boring to me and I would go for hours without scoring a touch down (all the while not feeling that funky sensation).
Our Doc said that the wife could get her tubes tied while getting a c-section for our second and final chiled (our first birth al natural was a disaster). I proceeded to jump for joy for the c-section / tube tied twofer.
My brother-in-law got a vasectomy and he was in serious pain for a couple of weeks. Sucka!
Seriously... it's less than a 1% chance you will knock up a woman with her tubes tied.
You have a better chance of rupturing a Lifestyle IMHO or finding an East of Underground sealed.
this is true... i still can't risk it, son! i have nightmares about that 1%
i'd rather have numb sex and splooch 3 hours after my wife has already fallen asleep than to deal with the spectre of an additional 18 years of childcare (which, unfortunately, really lasts well into said child's adulthood
i've done both
and obviously you're a 2 percenter... so I mean SCHITT!!!
I feel you, Phill. I ripped a Magnum on my ex-fiancee and I was shook for a week and a half until she gave me the good news (she got "it" finally). T**i and I don't have that issue, so "pure pleasure" is way of the walk (I'm with you, Raj).
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
Not for me, I try them on.
10 years ago I was on my way to a "girl up the block's" house to unwind a bit, and stopped at 7-11 on the way for a 40 and a 3-pack. The condoms were behind the counter, so I grabbed the 40 and got in line. In walks D***y Pfl**ger, former local now expat wierdo who we used to torment in elementary school. I'm thinking "fuck" in more ways than one, and kid yells out "SWEEN!!" and falls in right behind me in line to catch up for a minute (hadn't seen him since 6th grade).
So he's going on and on about his band and how progressive they are because they have a violinist and how they write songs about trolls and living in the woods and things like that, and now the line is getting long behind him and it's up to my turn. He's in midsentence when I say to the clerk "I need this and a pack of the Trojan light blue box" and kid without skipping a beat YELLS OUT "WOOOAH, SOMEBODY's GETTING LAID" then goes right back into his story about a setting a xylophone on fire on the solstice.
Since that was just about as embarrasing as a condom purchase can possibly get I am now the most comfortable guy in the world when I buy them. Sometimes I slam them down on the counter FIRST before I put my other things down, just so the poor girl working at CVS knows that I'm about to get laid and it's not going to be her on the other end of the deal. I also like to watch them ring it up too, they try not to laugh and I'm staring right at them grinning like a Cheshire cat. I never even though about buying them in bulk because I don't want to lose out on one of life's simple pleasures.
I'd be more embarrassed about NOT buying condoms than buying them. Let the world know you're fucking, what's wrong with that?
They got dressing rooms in CVS now?
Does this make me look fat? Vertical Stripes are so out, yaknow? Ribbed or unribbed?
All dayyyyyyy!
I don't know if you're kidding about double-bagging or not, but it's a terrible idea. Basically, all it does is encourage rips and tears.