MICHAEL JORDAN GETTIN' IT IN

Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
edited May 2007 in Strut Central
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  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    FROM DOWNTOWN!
    HE'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pistol_PetePistol_Pete 1,289 Posts
    unrelated...but my friend sent me this Carson Palmer ad today

  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Carson. Dude. I mean...damn.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Strong Enough For Two

    b/w

    Jams It It (Boomshakalaka)

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts

    If that is a real pic, that must be one of Mike's worst looks.

    I heard he got divorced, is this true?

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    unrelated...but my friend sent me this Carson Palmer ad today



    The entendes triple and quadruple...

    - Anything your imagination allows

    - Unzip the package and grab a handful

    - I love football / I love John Mor-rell

    - Take 71

    - Must be good to be number 1


    What would the Whispers do?

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    If that is a real pic, that must be one of Mike's worst looks.

    I heard he got divorced, is this true?

    Don't think it's finalized yet.




    I'm pretty sure our own rootlesscosmo was just outside the frame in this pic.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts

    If that is a real pic, that must be one of Mike's worst looks.

    I heard he got divorced, is this true?

    Don't think it's finalized yet.




    I'm pretty sure our own rootlesscosmo was just outside the frame in this pic.

    hahahaha.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts


    I'm pretty sure our own rootlesscosmo was just outside the frame in this pic.


    Do you turn your hat backwards and do that thing where you hold up a stiff right arm, with your hand cocked?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    If that is a real pic, that must be one of Mike's worst looks.

    I heard he got divorced, is this true?

    Don't think it's finalized yet.




    I'm pretty sure our own rootlesscosmo was just outside the frame in this pic.

    so....what you're saying is, like, I hang out with Michael Jordan? Good one.

  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.



    Yea, on closer inspection I definitely think it's photoshopped now.

  • Mr. CasualMr. Casual 953 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.



    Yea, on closer inspection I definitely think it's photoshopped now.

    that ain't Jordan

  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    that ain't Jordan

    Sayin'. It's like one of those "home movies" with someone famous in it.
    If your buddy says "look that's Britney getting freaky" your brain fools you into believing it.
    Don't fall for it people!

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    CAN A MAN LIVE?

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Grinding on drunken, eager, nubile college girls... what could be more right and true?

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Grinding on drunken, eager, nubile college girls... what could be more right and true?

    In his defense, they look more like soccer moms than college girls.

  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    it's Jordan. Ol' boy been tryna hump EVERYTHANG MOVIN' since Juanita left and he could take off the true nut bracket


    Mike was sighted with Gabrielle Union at the Kentucky Derby, right after Gabby offered to let Mike hit the walls and work the middle


    Here's a pic of an inebriated Mike after getting his Goose on, pressing his member up against the buttocks of Spike Lee's wife. Reports say that right after this was snapped he whispered into Mrs. Lee's ear "it ain't the shoes, baby"

    there are other pictures of Mike in action floating around on the net... i'm too lazy to be bothered with googling them up, though

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    the true nut bracket
    hit the walls and work the middle
    pressing his member up against the buttocks


  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    Of equal importance to his penis power is the fact that he is literally tearing the roof down on that piece.

    Real question though: Why the fuck is he humping her back?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    Can I Live?

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.

    Yeah, I don't think Mike would be caught in that 'fit.

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.

    Yeah, I don't think Mike would be caught in that 'fit.
    yet upthread he's looking blasted and striped-shirted

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.

    Yeah, I don't think Mike would be caught in that 'fit.


    Jordan style Hyphy: White tee shirt, jeans and Nikes

  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    brilliant.

  • rkwparkrkwpark 915 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.

    Yeah, I don't think Mike would be caught in that 'fit.


    Jordan style Hyphy: White tee shirt, jeans and Nikes

    dont forget the cigar, thats vintage jordan!

    there was that video/picture of mj and barkley grinding on top of a pool table awhile back too.

    shouldnt dude be managing the bobcats or something, finding the next kwame brown?

  • Deejay_OMDeejay_OM 695 Posts
    That doesn't even look like Mike to me.



    Yea, on closer inspection I definitely think it's photoshopped now.

    that ain't Jordan

    don't be so sure of that my friends....I went to school in Santa Barbara...from in the early/mid 90's...and he ran a summer basketball camp down there (for years! not sure if he still does or what)...but, I have heard some crazy stories about dude...and this pic wouldn't be out of character...

    one great story though was when a friend of mine went to a bar that jordan was bartending at (smoking those cigars)...I guess he knows the owner well...and lets him do whatever the fuck he wants...I mean come on! it's jordan...so, at one point my homeboy ordered a drink from him...doesn't say much...or act like he's not just the regular bartender...and he gets his drink (he said it was quite strong)...and gives him a $20 to pay for it...jordan comes back...and gives my friend change like he gave him a $100...not sure why...but, my friend tried to even tell him...yo I gave you a $20...and he just smiled...and winked...

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    so he's a good tipper

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    so, at one point my homeboy ordered a drink from him...doesn't say much...or act like he's not just the regular bartender...and he gets his drink (he said it was quite strong)...and gives him a $20 to pay for it...jordan comes back...and gives my friend change like he gave him a $100...not sure why...but, my friend tried to even tell him...yo I gave you a $20...and he just smiled...and winked...

    so long story short your homeboy slept with Jordan.
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