Ho's gets an apostrophe.

Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts
edited April 2007 in Strut Central
Staright from Honkey Hollow! It is your boy, Strunken White[/b],here to dish out some advance grammaticals.You can choose to spell it ho[/b] or hoe[/b], that is your choice.But when it comes time to pluralize "Ho", that is to say, when youwant to talk about more than one ho at a time, you must addan apostrophe, making it "Ho's".Now, you may say, this runs contrary to the rules of English grammar.I am here to tell you that this is an exception to the rules.You know like, i before e, except after "C", i.e. Ceira lookslike a dude? No really, English is a mongrel language of many complexitiesand exceptions, so accept this, please.Why?In order so that it reads right. If you are reading off a page oryour screen or a hat and you see "hos", then your mind's innear speakeris pronouncing that "hoss" and you have lost the meaning, you are theone caught laughing a second late, looking around wondering why everyoneelse is laughing.Take it from Strunken White: when it comes time to pluralize your "ho",please say the apostrophe.

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  • This post makes me feel like it's still my birthday.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    and get your there/their/they're game on point.

  • keithvanhornkeithvanhorn 3,855 Posts
    sorry to rain on your parade but its gotta be "hoes".

    the plural possessive of ho's = ho's'??

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    hoses

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    sorry to rain on your parade but its gotta be "hoes".

    No, I think you're the one that's about to get rained on.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    sorry to rain on your parade but its gotta be "hoes".

    the plural possessive of ho's = ho's'??

    Exactly--since when can a ho own anything? No ownership = no need for a possessive form.

    As a Grandmaster Dialectician and Head Buckaroo of the Grammar Rodeo, though, I must protest the Strunken White proposal. Using apostrophes to form plurals is never acceptable.

  • I'm very mad at misused apostrophes, as I noted earlier.

    I propose HOs. Just like that, for emphasis.

  • Using apostrophes to form plurals is never acceptable.


    Oh, but I begg to differ:[/b]












  • Ho's for real?

    I think it's hoes. Am I that disconnected?



  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Ho's we k'nows.

  • Ho's for real?

    I think it's hoes. Am I that disconnected?


    You might smell like Donald Duck, but you spell like Dan Quayle.[/b]

    You want to get fancy, then tell your boss you got Hosiery Duty.
    And you ain't coming in tomorrow.

    Watch my feet.




  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I'm going to jump in here against my better judgment and state that the correct form is:

    'ho'

    since it is short for whore, and you replace the missing letters with apostrophes. In fact, the first apostrophe should be inverted, but I only know how to do that on a Mac.

    Plural?

    'ho's.

    Plural possesive?

    'ho's'.

    I shit you not. Chicago Manual of Style, suckas.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts

    Chicago Manual of Style, suckas.

    The only style you'll ever need.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts

    Chicago Manual of Style, suckas.

    The only style you'll ever need.

    The only style I'll ever have.

  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
    sorry to rain on your parade but its gotta be "hoes".

    the plural possessive of ho's = ho's'??

    Exactly--since when can a ho own anything? No ownership = no need for a possessive form.

    As a Grandmaster Dialectician and Head Buckaroo of the Grammar Rodeo, though, I must protest the Strunken White proposal. Using apostrophes to form plurals is never acceptable.

    Strunk & White is a load of baloney anyways. Step up your grammar game and hear what real linguists have to say:

    The most complete English grammar ever published

    Student edition

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts

    Chicago Manual of Style, suckas.

    The only style you'll ever need.

    The only style I'll ever have.

    Oh yeah, that's what I meant.

    Fuck an AP style!

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    In order so that it reads right. If you are reading off a page or
    your screen or a hat and you see "hos", then your mind's innear speaker
    is pronouncing that "hoss" and you have lost the meaning, you are the
    one caught laughing a second late, looking around wondering why everyone
    else is laughing.

    Yeah, I'm gonna take grammar advice from the guy who wrote that. Talk about misused punctuation, run-on sentences, bad sentence structure and poor grammar judgment in general! I don't claim to be the best, but my grammar game is more on point than this ho's and the highest grade level I completed in school is 9th. Then I left to pimp hoes. TALMBOUT?!?

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    Now see, I always thought it was ho's. Yet, when talking about a whore directly, it's not whore's. It's whores. The apostrophe in ho's shows the unique boldness of the word ho. Hoes? Why an e? In fact she teased so many, she was known as a garden tool (in the silence, you say HOE!)

    Now, a garden tool is a hoe, so if you have more than one hoe, you have hoes, not hoe's.

    Now, look at hos. It's one step closer to hoss, as in "hey there good lookin', this is Billy Bob Hoss about to stick a dick in a pregnant rollerskate, 10-4".

    Now look at Sigur R??s:


    Would you say Sigur R??'s? Or h??'s?

    Ding Dong, Ding Dong, y??.


    Ham on, ham on h?? wheat, alright?

  • LPs not LP's
    45s not 45's
    CDs not CD's

    12"s? 12s? 12"'s?

    Those hos own that hose so I know it is the ho's hose.

    SONIC

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    Just use "sluts" instead. Problem solved.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    SONIC


  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    SONIC

    Where are his 'ho's?

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts


    Maybe not Weird Al's best song, but certaily his best video. That shit is front-to-back hilarious.



  • Those hos own that hose so I know it is the ho's hose.

    or would it be "hos' hose"?

    SONIC

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I think it's time to consult what we in the business call "The Argument Settler."


  • dCastillodCastillo 1,963 Posts
    We've clearly bypassed the North Philadelphia School of Gibbirish with the

    Chicago Manual of Style, suckas.

    All y'all ho's disrespecfalatin Yun Clubb's grammar need to fall back and reference the above.
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