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Crappy joke thread

TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
I just made this up like 30 seconds ago...Q: What record label did Russell Crowe get signed to?A: PHONES THROW RECORDS!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAuhhhhh.

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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    I just made this up like 30 seconds ago...

    Q: What record label did Russell Crowe get signed to?
    A: PHONES THROW RECORDS!


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    uhhhhh.


    im actually laughing...hahahaha
  • funkyexamplefunkyexample 915 Posts
    that's actually good.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    im actually laughing...hahahaha

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    What do Brooklyn and Pantyhose have in common???




































    Flatbush!
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    whoa thanks.
    in that case...

    ??? ?? ?? ???
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts

    im actually laughing...hahahaha

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,905 Posts
    ok, i'll add a crappy joke...


    What do you call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?







































    a dummer.





    a friend told that to my brother-in-law, a drummer, last week.
  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Why does everybody like Michael Jackson?

    The guy wears one glove and sings a song about beat it!
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    what do you call a thousand armed lesbians?





















    Militia Etheridge











































  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,905 Posts
    i've got another old michael jackson joke...


    What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?


    One walked on the moon and other other likes to screw little boys.

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    what do you call a thousand armed lesbians?

    Militia Etheridge

    HAHAHAHAHA!
  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,905 Posts
    what is the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian?



    one is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    i've got another old michael jackson joke...


    What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?


    One walked on the moon and other other likes to screw little boys.


    Ah man, you fucked the the delivery.. Its a two part joke, first you tell a beniign joke about Mick Jagger and a Scottish Sheep farmer, then you bust that section. And its fuck little boys in the ass.

    Not Guilty.
  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    What did the drummer get on his IQ test?





























    Drool
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    paris hilton and tampons have what in common?































    they're both stuck up cunts.
  • BelgianWaffleBelgianWaffle 288 Posts
    what's brown and sounds like a bell??

























    DUNG!



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