When Jonny wakes up he's gonna be mad he let that slip! He usually sleeps until he has to open the shop though, I had to wait like an hour once. Then he showed up and he was drunk.
I don't care as long as I can cop some cheap records that are pretty funky. It doesn't have to be as good as like Southside Movement or something. You guys are weird. Always got something to say. Last time I was there I got that Cop Show Themes record Raekwon used for $5.
Maybe its rare in Argentina, but this is a straight up dollar record in Canada. Every copy got sent to a store in Montreal. I can get sealed cases of this ish.
word on the streets is that people keep showing up with alcohol because dude doesn't know what he is doing when he is drunk. I heard stories of people walking away with rare jazz on Pablo for $5 doing this.
I don't know what's funnier. Aleit's post or the responces from people who are taking it seriously...
Is this record really all that? I have 2 in my parents basement from when my pops used to DJ, one has some writing on it in magic marker- looks like its signed.
I'll take $80 to sneak one out. Should i post this in the for sale section? (Mods?)
I'll take that copy off yo' hands (assuming it's a nice copy...)
Definitely! One time he told me he was going to get some more beer and just left me in the store! He stayed gone for like a half an hour and when he came back he said he stopped at the bar for a shot. I'm like dude I don't need to know! I racked up pretty hard that day and stuffed a whole bunch of the $2 records in my bag. When he came back he didn't even notice.
the same day i found the skull snaps. i found this strange bundle of hair in the sleeve. i was walking down avenue a with this shit (i liked how soft it felt in my hands). and some guy asked if he could brush the hair and tickle his eyelashes with it. i am not the kind of person to turn down an offer like that!!!!!!!!!!!!! obviously this meant something to him.
well, sure enough he ran off with the hair. i was pissed but didn't think anything of it. well check it out:
First off -all you bitches pretending like "oh this is a big joke" while PM'ing dude with lowball offers better step the fuck off. That's first.
Second, last time I was in NYC, I gave that Jonny dude a case of Cuervo Gold with the stipulation that the next Skull Snaps, Power of Zeus and Jogger OST that came through the door was MINE. We fucking shook on it, and just because dude was obviously too drunk to realize what he was putting out, doesn't mean the deal is off.
Long story short, that Skull Snaps is mine. A*i, I'm sorry about the lock of hair, I'll try to replace that for you ASAP, but do the right thing and send that SS out right away.
Now - first one to PM me with an offer over $175 gets it.
I hate to talk bad about somebody that so obviously has a drinking problem, but I second most of what's been said.
I come in there and dude is reeking of alcohol, squinting at the records I bring him actually trying to front like he knows what's up. I have unloaded all kinds of bullschitt on dude. Records with dudes in matching suits singing all high like they been kicked in the nizzuts, and he acts like they're a big deal. Whatever. Meanwhile, I'm pulling all kinds of breaks out from under his nose that he doesn't even know about. Turkish breaks. Polish breaks. Handicap lesbian breaks. Shut-in porn addict breaks. I really don't even know how he stays in business.
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is up. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is upCDANDLP.com[/b]. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
DON'T LY JONNIE I SEEN IT WITH MINE OWN EYES. IT'S THE TRUE>
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is upCDANDLP.com[/b]. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
DON'T LY JONNIE I SEEN IT WITH MINE OWN EYES. IT'S THE TRUE>
I would like to make a formal apology to everyone who i offended this morning with this post.
it seems that i have forever severed my relationship with the Good Records proprietor sdotklute. he has more or less told me (IN SO MANY WORDS) that i am no longer welcome in his shop due to the libel via this post.
the truth is that i did not find the skullsnaps in his bargain bins. i apologize for lying but i thought it made the story more credible.
the sad truth is that our very own Good Records store owner had passed out from drinking one night when i was in there. i actually was kind enough to carry him out of the shop and prop him up against the brick wall by the church down the street so that someone from the mission might find him and maybe offer him some warm soup.
i also locked up the shop behind him.
I hate to admit it but i actually took the Skullsnaps from behind the counter. Johnny had stashed this away and actually shown it to me earlier that week with the statement "THIS IS MY FAVORITE RECORD OF ALL TIME FOLLOWED ONLY BY BOSCOE FOLLOWED ONLY BY POWER OF ZEUS FOLLOWED ONLY BY EDDIE AND THE MOVEMENTS"
I took the record to teach him a lesson about taking care of himself.
i hope this moral story drives this story home to those in similar positions (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).
I took the record to teach him a lesson about taking care of himself.
He is the type of person who really doesn't want to be helped. I am sorry to hear that you have been PUNISHED for your attempt at a good deed. However, while he may continue to glide obliviously through this world displaying a CRIMINAL level of neglect towards quality BREAKS, I am confident that eternal damnation awaits him in the next.
I took the record to teach him a lesson about taking care of himself.
He is the type of person who really doesn't want to be helped. I am sorry to hear that you have been PUNISHED for your attempt at a good deed. However, while he may continue to glide obliviously through this world displaying a CRIMINAL level of neglect towards quality BREAKS, I am confident that eternal damnation awaits him in the next.
he also sent me insulting emails on the DL. one of which stated that i should consider going to the Stern Business School if i'm so concerned with my cheap record antics and lack of available funds for balling out on rare PIECES.
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is up. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
Latin?!!!??! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh...
But I definetly agree... by far the WORST latin record around... as for soul/funk records....
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is up. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
Latin?!!!??! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh...
But I definetly agree... by far the WORST latin record around... as for soul/funk records....
Dude, are you on any kind of heavy prescription medication right now?
hey dude I'm pretty sure it was a latin record. That's why I put it back. I don't buy latin records. But anyway there is definitely some funkier shit than that! Try Black Heat for starters. I have some more rare titles but you gotta work to get to that level of knowledge.
I can't belive you guys are sweating Skull Snaps so hard, its the most terrible latin record I've ever heard, I stay steady eating popeye's side orders off that joint.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is up. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
Latin?!!!??! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh...
But I definetly agree... by far the WORST latin record around... as for soul/funk records....
Dude, are you on any kind of heavy prescription medication right now?
hey dude I'm pretty sure it was a latin record. That's why I put it back. I don't buy latin records. But anyway there is definitely some funkier shit than that! Try Black Heat for starters. I have some more rare titles but you gotta work to get to that level of knowledge.
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I don't care as long as I can cop some cheap records that are pretty funky. It doesn't have to be as good as like Southside Movement or something. You guys are weird. Always got something to say. Last time I was there I got that Cop Show Themes record Raekwon used for $5.
Maybe its rare in Argentina, but this is a straight up dollar record in Canada. Every copy got sent to a store in Montreal. I can get sealed cases of this ish.
dont buy sealed wreckchords. may have anthrax in em.
I'll take that copy off yo' hands (assuming it's a nice copy...)
PM me so we can work out the details....
Thx...
the same day i found the skull snaps.
i found this strange bundle of hair in the sleeve.
i was walking down avenue a with this shit (i liked how soft it felt in my hands).
and some guy asked if he could brush the hair and tickle his eyelashes with it.
i am not the kind of person to turn down an offer like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obviously this meant something to him.
well, sure enough he ran off with the hair.
i was pissed but didn't think anything of it.
well check it out:
AND NOW LOOK WHERE IT IS!?!?!?!?
http://cgi.ebay.com/britney-spears-hair-...1QQcmdZViewItem
so we are left with a number of questions:[/b]
did britney buzz her hair in good records afterhours?
does britney listen to skullsnaps?
what is the symbolic meaning behind placing her locks in the skull snaps cover? (a deep reading of "Skull Snaps" is necessary)
are the members of skullsnaps aware of britney's decision?
how much does it cost to mail hair priority? (international rates?)
is a big joke" while PM'ing dude with lowball offers
better step the fuck off. That's first.
Second, last time I was in NYC, I gave that Jonny dude
a case of Cuervo Gold with the stipulation that the next
Skull Snaps, Power of Zeus and Jogger OST that came through
the door was MINE. We fucking shook on it, and just because
dude was obviously too drunk to realize what he was putting
out, doesn't mean the deal is off.
Long story short, that Skull Snaps is mine. A*i, I'm sorry
about the lock of hair, I'll try to replace that for you ASAP,
but do the right thing and send that SS out right away.
Now - first one to PM me with an offer over $175 gets it.
give it the smell test son...
I come in there and dude is reeking of alcohol, squinting at the records I bring him actually trying to front like he knows what's up. I have unloaded all kinds of bullschitt on dude. Records with dudes in matching suits singing all high like they been kicked in the nizzuts, and he acts like they're a big deal. Whatever. Meanwhile, I'm pulling all kinds of breaks out from under his nose that he doesn't even know about. Turkish breaks. Polish breaks. Handicap lesbian breaks. Shut-in porn addict breaks. I really don't even know how he stays in business.
The only braeks worth a darn.
Free beers?
Hey Ar*, if that Skull Snaps is in better than sealed shape, give me a shot. Especially if it has the COA in it and headshots of the band members.
Anyway, I don't know how this one slipped passed him, (I actually doubt it did, must be the re) I mean he's got the Manship guide, the Groovy Lexicon, Pokora books, dude is up. And for those of you blaming it on the sauce, let he who has not sinned...
DON'T LY JONNIE I SEEN IT WITH MINE OWN EYES. IT'S THE TRUE>
now thats a loc if ive ever seen one.
Please be serious.
...AND BEYOND...[/b]
it seems that i have forever severed my relationship with the Good Records proprietor sdotklute. he has more or less told me (IN SO MANY WORDS) that i am no longer welcome in his shop due to the libel via this post.
the truth is that i did not find the skullsnaps in his bargain bins.
i apologize for lying but i thought it made the story more credible.
the sad truth is that our very own Good Records store owner had passed out from drinking one night when i was in there. i actually was kind enough to carry him out of the shop and prop him up against the brick wall by the church down the street so that someone from the mission might find him and maybe offer him some warm soup.
i also locked up the shop behind him.
I hate to admit it but i actually took the Skullsnaps from behind the counter. Johnny had stashed this away and actually shown it to me earlier that week with the statement "THIS IS MY FAVORITE RECORD OF ALL TIME FOLLOWED ONLY BY BOSCOE FOLLOWED ONLY BY POWER OF ZEUS FOLLOWED ONLY BY EDDIE AND THE MOVEMENTS"
I took the record to teach him a lesson about taking care of himself.
i hope this moral story drives this story home to those in similar positions (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).
God damn us all!
He is the type of person who really doesn't want to be helped. I am sorry to hear that you have been PUNISHED for your attempt at a good deed. However, while he may continue to glide obliviously through this world displaying a CRIMINAL level of neglect towards quality BREAKS, I am confident that eternal damnation awaits him in the next.
Ari is dead!
'Cause of what he said!
he also sent me insulting emails on the DL.
one of which stated that i should consider going to the Stern Business School if i'm so concerned with my cheap record antics and lack of available funds for balling out on rare PIECES.
WHATEVER
Latin?!!!??! LOL!
Thanks for the laugh...
But I definetly agree... by far the WORST latin record around... as for soul/funk records....
Dude, are you on any kind of heavy prescription
medication right now?
haha you like James Brown
Sayin though. De*od*t* 2