At the time, Mountz had a MySpace page that said she was 19. It now says she's 26.
But according to the Sonoma County registrar of voters, the Rohnert Park resident turned 20 on Sept. 17 -- three weeks and two days before Newsom turned 39.
yr city is crazy, and i say that realizing full well that the current mayor of my city is the son and heir of richard j daley
i think it should be adopted into the casual lexicon
"i tourked your wife last nite"
I agree--I enjoy it when people's names become verbs. Like, remember when Derek Jeter broke up with Mariah and she went all batshit-insane? That is now called "jetering."
"Man, he totally jetered his ex."
Also, that 19 year-old should stop hostessing at the restaurant and starting eating big-ass meals there.
Funny you mention Jeri Ryan, she got involved in a little political imbroglio of her own here in the great state of illinois when the dude w/ the name right out a Clancy rightwing spythriller JACK RYAN decided to run against a then-relatively-unknown BARACK OBAMA for the Senate. Jack Ryan even had playing-on-yr-IL-liberal-sensibilities "Freedom Writers"-style ads with him showing up to work looking slick and dressed for success (a la SF's mayor, actually, greasy hair and all) in a classroom of all-black students based on his experiences teaching for something like, um, two years at a private catholic school in chicago. Political bonafides!!!
Then he blew it all when his files from divorce proceedings with ms. JERI RYAN (nee 'curl') were released to the public - and it turned out she cited his attempts to convince her to enter sex clubs and participate in near-public fornication inside those clubs, action little too for her sensibilities, as grounds for divorce. Presumably, its a little too raw for republican sensibilities too, never mind political sensibilities for anyone not from San Francisco where presumably this sort of thing is celebrated (jokes) and the most promising anti-Barack was dumped from the race before he even got going. Thus the way-late and way-stupid Alan Keyes' appearance from the east coast. The rest is Obamania history
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What a name.
I would not want to be in his shoes.
on the right
plaese to post pic.
i think it should be adopted into the casual lexicon
"i tourked your wife last nite"
yr city is crazy, and i say that realizing full well that the current mayor of my city is the son and heir of richard j daley
ms. tourke
I agree--I enjoy it when people's names become verbs. Like, remember when Derek Jeter broke up with Mariah and she went all batshit-insane? That is now called "jetering."
"Man, he totally jetered his ex."
Also, that 19 year-old should stop hostessing at the restaurant and starting eating big-ass meals there.
Just wanted to be the first one to do the obvious.
she looks like that strong lap dancer woman on heroes except maybe 10 years older
nice one
Yo Audrey where's that picture of Newsome posing with his (ex?) wife on the carpet?
That shit is out of hand.
the orig:
the superior:
notice all the homeless people outside the window
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It's a corny look for Newsom that he prefers dating children and OPP.
Who cares if she can buy beer when you can Tourke that???
HAZ for SF mayor in '08
She's cool, and reminds me (slightly) of Jeri Ryan.
Prior to marriage,
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
Then he blew it all when his files from divorce proceedings with ms. JERI RYAN (nee 'curl') were released to the public - and it turned out she cited his attempts to convince her to enter sex clubs and participate in near-public fornication inside those clubs, action little too
I remember when that schitt went down. For the longest I didn't believe that was her real name and spelling. But apparently it is.
Ready-made pron name.
dude you got my vote. first order of business: abolish the no-touch strip club rule, word?
She reminds me of a guy needs a shave and a tailor. Are we looking at the same picture?