" Hey, elise! so is that picture you or is it someone else?"
"I could totally tell that was your hand grabbing your tit, not your friend! "
"Dont talk to Mylatency, he may have money, but he's a real asshole!!"
"So, where you located?"
"So, you taken?"
"elise,
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
Ever since shorty got on here, it's really revealed a lot. Dudes with 0[/b] game were coming out the woodwork, basically punching a gaping hole in there online coolguy personas. I only hope Elise does post pms.
It's kind of sad how some of these folls are acting.
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
Plaese to post who wrote this!!!!!!!! PURE COMEDY[/b]
" Hey, elise! so is that picture you or is it someone else?"
"I could totally tell that was your hand grabbing your tit, not your friend! "
"Dont talk to Mylatency, he may have money, but he's a real asshole!!"
"So, where you located?"
"So, you taken?"
"elise,
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
are these real? god these are hilarious
this is like taxi cab confessions but way internetier
" Hey, elise! so is that picture you or is it someone else?"
"I could totally tell that was your hand grabbing your tit, not your friend! "
"Dont talk to Mylatency, he may have money, but he's a real asshole!!"
"So, where you located?"
"So, you taken?"
"elise,
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
Believe me, I had my share of big booties in my youth. Like that girl, A************************e from college. Trust me, that was some serious banging. Anyway, woman, I'll treat you right. I know what a lady needs. Make you feel comfortable, baby. Did I tell you I had tons of the finest pieces of asses in those years? Like that girl, P********************a (also in college). Speak to me, tell me all your fears. I'm your man. Let me put some Barry White. The night is young. Would you like to meet me in my bedroom?
big stacks?
That would be "Would you like to meet me in the lounge area[/b]."
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
Plaese to post who wrote this!!!!!!!! PURE COMEDY[/b]
" Hey, elise! so is that picture you or is it someone else?"
"I could totally tell that was your hand grabbing your tit, not your friend! "
"Dont talk to Mylatency, he may have money, but he's a real asshole!!"
"So, where you located?"
"So, you taken?"
"elise,
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
Plaese to post who wrote this!!!!!!!! PURE COMEDY[/b]
"REAL SHIT"[/b]
so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know.[/b]
this is my favorite part. offering to be a soulstrut tour guide and shit. pure gold
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
Plaese to post who wrote this!!!!!!!! PURE COMEDY[/b]
"REAL SHIT"[/b]
so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know.[/b]
this is my favorite part. offering to be a soulstrut tour guide and shit. pure gold
YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH OF LINDSAY. TUNA SANDWICH. GATORADE. FRIDAY PATROL. SNORKEL. YOU RULE. DEAL. DIE. LOL. I DESERVE BETTER. I'M CHAMPAGNE. HI. DEAL. WON'T HOLLAR BACK.[/b]
And the response:
Hahaha
And the further response:
LET ME LAY THIS ULYSSES ON MY MANS AND THEM. LET THIS RAIN FALL ON YOU, GIRL. LOLZERS.[/b]
Comments
Folls make it apparent when they got nothing to lose....
" Hey, elise!
so is that picture you or is it someone else?"
"I could totally tell that was your hand grabbing your tit, not your friend!
"Dont talk to Mylatency, he may have money, but he's a real asshole!!"
"So, where you located?"
"So, you taken?"
"elise,
hey whats good. I like what youve done with the strut as things have been a bit boring as of late. So what kind of music do you listen to? I got into digging through dj premier and dj shadow. REAL SHIT. sounds like you know a lil about that.so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know. you in champaign? wheres that. I make trips to dig all over the country with my buddy glenn and who knows, might come through your neck of the woods sometime.
nice talkin too you"[/b]
Plaese to post who wrote this!!!!!!!! PURE COMEDY[/b]
are these real? god these are hilarious
this is like taxi cab confessions but way internetier
I believe the phrase you're looking for is "keep it on the down low".
nobody has to know...
TELL US!!!!!!!!!!
so we can all go:
That would be "Would you like to meet me in the lounge area[/b]."
HAHA!!!
I'll give you 10 sealed Boscoe's LPs* if you tell us who wrote that.
*[color:white] by sealed, i mean not really sealed. and by LP, i mean only an mp3 version of the album. [/color]
i fucking love it!
LOL
Mylatency's sister:
"REAL SHIT."[/b]
Stop being so hard on yourself, Young Regatta.
so are you familiar with the strut? being a newcomer I know it can be a little confusing/ bewildering. If you ever need any help with strut, or records. just let me know.[/b]
this is my favorite part. offering to be a soulstrut tour guide and shit. pure gold
agreed.
The SoulStrut Bigger Brothers program...
The most genius idea to emerge from the Strut in a long while.
Thanks Elise!
God! This is so fucking hilarious.
my buddy glenn
No joke, if the person who wrote that has 2000+ posts, I will donate $10 to the site to know who it is.
Ah well, it was worth a shot.
Wow...like fingernails on a
chalkmessageboard.Dante.
Comedy for days.