I've been meaning to try setting Aser up with some of my gurlfriends.
Its funny you should say this. I was chatting with a friend the other day from Toronto that I thought would be PERFECT for dude. She lives in Markham half the year, the other half in Tokyo. Imma try to hook this up, with Aser's permission of course.
I've been meaning to try setting Aser up with some of my gurlfriends.
Its funny you should say this. I was chatting with a friend the other day from Toronto that I thought would be PERFECT for dude. She lives in Markham half the year, the other half in Tokyo. Imma try to hook this up, with Aser's permission of course.
First, you must ask her top 5 wines.
Then she must, at some point have met Anthony Bourdain.
And lastly. Think MAC is far superior over Windows.
If all is met, they are a match made in heaven!
Aser, I was at PAC Mall yesterday with my friend Lilly. I should have gave you a call. I ended up at ur home away from home (T&T) where I tried free samples for dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"WUZ POPEN GURL PURHAPZZ U HURDA ME OR MA CREW DA DARK LUNCH I WUZ THINKEN WE CUD GETZ 2GETHA N DIZCUZ YO BEATZ HEAD OVA A 5 CORZZ MEEL AT DOWNTOWN DIZZNEY I NOE A SPOT MA BOY MOMZ IZ DA REALTOR HEAD WUZUP I MENE MA GURL LADY MACBATCHEZ SHE COO WIDDIT IMMA HAV U LIKE A POPEYEZZ SIDE ORDER YO GIT AT ME SUN[/b]"
"WUZ POPEN GURL PURHAPZZ U HURDA ME OR MA CREW DA DARK LUNCH I WUZ THINKEN WE CUD GETZ 2GETHA N DIZCUZ YO BEATZ HEAD OVA A 5 CORZZ MEEL AT DOWNTOWN DIZZNEY I NOE A SPOT MA BOY MOMZ IZ DA REALTOR HEAD WUZUP I MENE MA GURL LADY MACBATCHEZ SHE COO WIDDIT IMMA HAV U LIKE A POPEYEZZ SIDE ORDER YO GIT AT ME SUN[/b]"
YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH OF LINDSAY. TUNA SANDWICH. GATORADE. FRIDAY PATROL. SNORKEL. YOU RULE. DEAL. DIE. LOL. I DESERVE BETTER. I'M CHAMPAGNE. HI. DEAL. WON'T HOLLAR BACK.
YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH OF LINDSAY. TUNA SANDWICH. GATORADE. FRIDAY PATROL. SNORKEL. YOU RULE. DEAL. DIE. LOL. I DESERVE BETTER. I'M CHAMPAGNE. HI. DEAL. WON'T HOLLAR BACK.
YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH OF LINDSAY. TUNA SANDWICH. GATORADE. FRIDAY PATROL. SNORKEL. YOU RULE. DEAL. DIE. LOL. I DESERVE BETTER. I'M CHAMPAGNE. HI. DEAL. WON'T HOLLAR BACK.[/b]
And the response:
Hahaha
And the further response:
LET ME LAY THIS ULYSSES ON MY MANS AND THEM. LET THIS RAIN FALL ON YOU, GIRL. LOLZERS.[/b]
I MAKE IT RAIN LOL. DEAL. THIS WHAT MONEY DO. ALL MY FLY BITCHES LIKE DIRTY MONEY DIRTY MONEY. LOL. SAYING. WAMP WAMP, WHAT IT DO? SAYING, LET ME UPGRADE YOU. HALLELUJAH HOLLER BACK. I WONT.
SAID I WOULDNT HOLLER BUT WHATEVS. IM IN THE BUILDING AND IM FEELIN MYSELF LOL. EVERY GIRL SHOULD HAVE A POSTER OF MY DICK ON THEIR WALL. DEAL. LOL.
I MAKE IT RAIN LOL. DEAL. THIS WHAT MONEY DO. ALL MY FLY BITCHES LIKE DIRTY MONEY DIRTY MONEY. LOL. SAYING. WAMP WAMP, WHAT IT DO? SAYING, LET ME UPGRADE YOU. HALLELUJAH HOLLER BACK. I WONT.
SAID I WOULDNT HOLLER BUT WHATEVS. IM IN THE BUILDING AND IM FEELIN MYSELF LOL. EVERY GIRL SHOULD HAVE A POSTER OF MY DICK ON THEIR WALL. DEAL. LOL.
Believe me, I had my share of big booties in my youth. Like that girl, A************************e from college. Trust me, that was some serious banging. Anyway, woman, I'll treat you right. I know what a lady needs. Make you feel comfortable, baby. Did I tell you I had tons of the finest pieces of asses in those years? Like that girl, P********************a (also in college). Speak to me, tell me all your fears. I'm your man. Let me put some Barry White. The night is young. Would you like to meet me in my bedroom?
Ever since shorty got on here, it's really revealed a lot. Dudes with 0[/b] game were coming out the woodwork, basically punching a gaping hole in there online coolguy personas. I only hope Elise does post pms.
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i smell alias
FAKE MYSELF ALERT
Its funny you should say this. I was chatting with a friend the other day from Toronto that I thought would be PERFECT for dude. She lives in Markham half the year, the other half in Tokyo. Imma try to hook this up, with Aser's permission of course.
First, you must ask her top 5 wines.
Then she must, at some point have met Anthony Bourdain.
And lastly. Think MAC is far superior over Windows.
If all is met, they are a match made in heaven!
Aser, I was at PAC Mall yesterday with my friend Lilly. I should have gave you a call. I ended up at ur home away from home (T&T) where I tried free samples for dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
there are some
Are they sending you gifts?
the protective older brother gentleman angle
Superugly?
yeah, the "make them feel comfortable and protected" approach. The mature record dude. The mature record dude? Chicken magnet right there.
how true you are
DEAL. DIE. LOL. I DESERVE BETTER. I'M CHAMPAGNE. HI. DEAL. WON'T HOLLAR BACK.
And the response:
And the further response:
Gotta love the obligatory misuse of the Salma Hayek graemlin.
The funniest thread in months...
those aren't real... are they?
It's like SoulStrut Christmas!
hahaha!