why do bbq and fried chicken jernts...
The_Hook_Up
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only give you 2 little ass napkins with your to go orders?Shit, charge me an extra couple bucks and throw in a whole roll of paper towels...I look like a toddler eating spaghetti for the first time over here... 
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just get messy and go straight to the bathroom when you are done. fuck trying to stay neat eating ribs or chicken. crazy. what, are you driving while eating this shit?
Yeah.. Only if you are out on a date is the messy toddler face NAGL.
I go barbarian style then wash my face.
Same thing in Chicago, they don't even give you enough to work with
even if you wait till after you're done eating.
This is because the homeless and the desperately poor have abused
the fast food systems, to the point where they can't even leave little
salt packets out there in the public area. Also because the managers
of inner-city fast food restaurants are heartless, stingy Scrooge-ass
bitches. They must have to be. You put all the napkins out there
in the public area and all it takes is the one dude to shamble in
and shamelessly take ALL the napkins out and start stuffing them
in his piss-smelling coat. Thinking like, "Dam! today is my lucky
day, I can use these napkins as toilet paper, shoe liner, pillow,
jack-off sleeve, cardboard shack insulation, stationery, rolling papers,
bandages...and napkins!"
In the same category, different column goes Restroom Access.
I'm tired of this NO PUBLIC RESTROOM or "See Manager For Restroom Key"
(attached to a big metal spoon) or GET WASHROOM TOKEN AT COUNTER, when
the line is 20-deep with hungry ice-grill mofuckas.
Just leave the bathroom open, and keep it clean. If you can't do it,
hire somebody who can.
Don't serve me half-a-chicken smothered in hot BBQ sauce, cole slaw
and a 64 ounce Ice Tea and then make me wait in line to get a damn key
attached to a 2-foot long spoon.
Again the blame is to be placed on the catchall homeless jumbo junkie,
let's call him "Henry", the walking miasma.
Henry finds an open restroom, locks himself in there for half an hour,
which is just enough time to paint the walls with projectile diarrhea,
break the toilet, steal all the toilet paper, take a sink-bath, get naked
under the hot-air hand dryer, leave the sink water running and a bundle
of mystery pants stuffed in the corner.
Having worked at a grocery store with a public bathroom I can tell you that this shit happens. Not sure if it was a homeless dude, but shit can be real nasty. One time bagger dude was changing the trash and got stuck with a used needle.
"I tell you the truth, however many napkins you did not give
to one of the least among you, you did not give to me."[/b]
Don't forget it!
And if you wanna pass the sobriety and breathalyzer test
Hear's a quick Luda tip: some packets of mustard in your car.
KEEP mustard god damn it!
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