See, despite the hallowed Dipset swagger and the clever rhyming abilities of at least some of his cohorts, Jones sucks on the mic.
But he's BALLIN! (you know this)
???You and Nas remind me of the Golden Girls: two old bitches!???
Jim Jones Won.
Please be serious.
I am kinda serious. Jim jones is a shitty rapper, but jay was supposed to be so above all that kinda shit. He even said dissing people on their own tracks was corny. ANd that he had nothing to gain from battling camron.
BUt now that hes about to release a shitty album, hes jumping on a track to war with Jim Jones? Jay looks bad for this, and jim jones gets more bds spins.
odub's a rap critic i think he's real mystic chocolate ovaltine decoder ring real cryptic he wrote a book too i took it to the zoo read in the bathroom while i took a pink poo i saw the turtles galopagos and a blind rhinoceros i'm homies with the zoo keeper he sold me a pink snuffle-upa-guss my truck was too small to take it to the mall traded him in for a girrafe cause he was mad tall put his head thru my sun roofie and gave him a pink kufi shot a video and put the kid my next movie
pineapple margarine banana flavored garbage men frosted flake belly ache green hatted martian trombone banjo flow punch kobe in the nose red swirl jerri curl uno dose eso pomegranite orange whine cooler gum sole egg white lounging with my foot ruler welcome back kotter like the sweathogs vinnie barbarino apple jack cracker jack uno dose eso
pineapple margarine banana flavored garbage men frosted flake belly ache green hatted martian trombone banjo flow punch kobe in the nose red swirl jerri curl uno dose eso pomegranite orange whine cooler gum sole egg white lounging with my foot ruler welcome back kotter like the sweathogs vinnie barbarino apple jack cracker jack uno dose eso
dude are you channeling ghost right now? are you in a seance?
pineapple margarine banana flavored garbage men frosted flake belly ache green hatted martian trombone banjo flow punch kobe in the nose red swirl jerri curl uno dose eso pomegranite orange whine cooler gum sole egg white lounging with my foot ruler welcome back kotter like the sweathogs vinnie barbarino apple jack cracker jack uno dose eso
hahahaha
thats funny as shit. this is like the text version of that aries spears routine.
pineapple margarine banana flavored garbage men frosted flake belly ache green hatted martian trombone banjo flow punch kobe in the nose red swirl jerri curl uno dose eso pomegranite orange whine cooler gum sole egg white lounging with my foot ruler welcome back kotter like the sweathogs vinnie barbarino apple jack cracker jack uno dose eso
dog, seriously, with that "thats the alphabet" shit, you just reminded me why i like camron. I wish he would get back to that piff.
I don't know if you're being serious or not, everybody here seems to be a dipset hatteur, but I like the dips, they crack me up and generally have nice beats. That Cam verse about the alphabet is clever, everything he says after that line uses letters and numbers to reference what he's saying (which is why he drops the funny ad lib of "it's the alphabet"). I don't like rap to be 100% 'plex 'phors, I like a little simplicity, I don't like to have to study a verse to hear what a rapper is saying. That's just not my thing. This is also why I like listening to weezy a lot too. He says ultra-clever shit in the simplest way possible so that even idiots like me can get it.
As for the Jay/Jones "beef", the Jones reply with the ad libs over jay's verse is classic dipset comedy, I kinda thought he took it based on that. I know I'm in the minority on that though. Jay's dis was more "lyrically" to the point, but Jones' was funnier. Juelz had no place on the track and his verse was just a verse. Had nothing to do with Jay.
ps - I was never a big Jim Jones fan and I didn't expect much from his new joint, but it's actually pretty good. Better than anything else I've heard from him.
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i'd rather listen to jjfad say "suma-luma-duma-suma-luma-duma-luma-suma" all day long than listen to them.
i really like bananas
that's why i eat bananas
i play my music and people tell me that shit's bananas
i rock a purple jacket
and got a purple magnet
i see a martian that is purple and then i bag it
shit is like retarded nursery rhymes to me. and they're still rocking the sped up vocal samples. come the motherhump on.
I am kinda serious. Jim jones is a shitty rapper, but jay was supposed to be so above all that kinda shit. He even said dissing people on their own tracks was corny. ANd that he had nothing to gain from battling camron.
BUt now that hes about to release a shitty album, hes jumping on a track to war with Jim Jones? Jay looks bad for this, and jim jones gets more bds spins.
Jay Lost.
dude this had me spitting soda out my nose I laughed so hard. dipset should sign you.
BTW though...
...is still a great album.
HA!! listen to his lyrics. there's a part where he's going
"ain't no a e i o u i c u" and then on his adlibs he says right after that "that's the alphabet!" what?!?! you fucking think, camron?!
here are some other lyrical nuggets of wisdom from killa.
"Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe"
"I come once a year, I'm like the carnival
They all talk about me, call him Donahue"
my jackets cotton candy
i think that shit is dandy
if i get hungry i eat my sleeve becuase it's cotton candy
In all seriousness, I think that alone is a case for his inclusion in the genius thread.
odub's a rap critic
i think he's real mystic
chocolate ovaltine decoder ring real cryptic
he wrote a book too
i took it to the zoo
read in the bathroom while i took a pink poo
i saw the turtles galopagos
and a blind rhinoceros
i'm homies with the zoo keeper he sold me a pink snuffle-upa-guss
my truck was too small
to take it to the mall
traded him in for a girrafe cause he was mad tall
put his head thru my sun roofie
and gave him a pink kufi
shot a video and put the kid my next movie
I think you just called Cas a genius MC.
HAHAHA!!!! that one is mine. see!!! i can make this shit up for days and no one can tell the difference.
dipset! dipset! dipset!
ghost-cas killah?
pineapple margarine banana flavored garbage men
frosted flake belly ache green hatted martian
trombone banjo flow
punch kobe in the nose
red swirl jerri curl uno dose eso
pomegranite orange whine cooler
gum sole egg white lounging with my foot ruler
welcome back kotter like the sweathogs vinnie barbarino
apple jack cracker jack uno dose eso
dude are you channeling ghost right now? are you in a seance?
I don't think that'll matter.
thats funny as shit. this is like the text version of that aries spears routine.
Thank you. Dipset is thoroughly fucking wack.
Jim Jones is funny on ego trip's Race-O-Rama, though.
um.....
GO OLE HEAD
dog, seriously, with that "thats the alphabet" shit, you just reminded me why i like camron. I wish he would get back to that piff.
yo, u are killing me with this.
I don't know if you're being serious or not, everybody here seems to be a dipset hatteur, but I like the dips, they crack me up and generally have nice beats. That Cam verse about the alphabet is clever, everything he says after that line uses letters and numbers to reference what he's saying (which is why he drops the funny ad lib of "it's the alphabet"). I don't like rap to be 100% 'plex 'phors, I like a little simplicity, I don't like to have to study a verse to hear what a rapper is saying. That's just not my thing. This is also why I like listening to weezy a lot too. He says ultra-clever shit in the simplest way possible so that even idiots like me can get it.
As for the Jay/Jones "beef", the Jones reply with the ad libs over jay's verse is classic dipset comedy, I kinda thought he took it based on that. I know I'm in the minority on that though. Jay's dis was more "lyrically" to the point, but Jones' was funnier. Juelz had no place on the track and his verse was just a verse. Had nothing to do with Jay.
ps - I was never a big Jim Jones fan and I didn't expect much from his new joint, but it's actually pretty good. Better than anything else I've heard from him.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!