SOUTHERN BOY SELLS OUT IN NEW YORK CITY
Jonny_Paycheck
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Friends and countrymen, I have some shocking news.Some of you (especially HarveyCanal) are rightly suspicious of us big city folk and our designs to taint pure southern heritage. It is with a mixture of pride and remorse that I bring you this update on the unspoken (but oh so real) red state-blue state cultural civil war.Marco Hammond bought a Roy Ayers record last night.DEAL.
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(taps plays in the background)
that's revisionist
Out with the Mason-Dixon, in with the Harvey-Canal?
Bwahahahahah
lol! man, you stay saying stupid shit! Go buy a map!
HAHAHAH!
This one today is gonna have me LAUGHING!
Maryland???
Please be serious.
Spend much time in merrlin, rashied?
Maryland fought on the South's side during the civil war. That means Maryland is part of the South. Deal with it.
DATELINE :: CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA ::
Never in my life have I seen more mamby-pamby perverts in
one place, skwawking in their sharp Eastern Seaboard tones,
folding pizza in half, fighting over shiny slacks and
interrupting, always the interrupting, never a thought
to be completed in this speed-freaked soul-free Yankee town,
where gay activist disco vibraphone connisseurs prance around
on the wet splinters of forgotten rebel banjos.
If I can make it a day here, I can take a year in the front
window of a Berlin leather shop. Lord, have mercy.
dealt! dj marco aka solid! soundsystem numba one selecta boyyeeeeeee
diwali for life?
deal
rad, marco you rock
psst: which LP did he pull? His long coveted RAMP or whaaaa?
holleur
JP = THE ULTIMATE CLON, YOU KNOW DOPE BAYBEEEEEEE
What you know about MURRLAND, BWOY?
If your state doesn't border the Gulf of Mexico, you'se a Yankee.
Yes but who's side will they be on when rap's civil war begins?
Chan...unfortunatly you are under the impression that the Civil War guides what is North or South in America. This is wrong.
We all know that what determines North and South really hinges on the starch of ones jeans, and whether one would classify their gold teefs as 'fronts' or 'grillz'.
please to refernce the "Archaic guide to knowin your Soufness" before you post next time.
LOL! I will check the "Archaic guide to knowin your Soufness" next time. All I know is that I have a lot of family in Maryland and when I go out there to visit, I see funny shit. Fools with mullets driving around in trucks that have gun racks and confederate flags covering the entire back window, Aunt Jemimah dolls, lawn jockeys, all that shit. Maryland seems pretty Southern to me, but I'm no expert.
You need to read a book. Maryland stayed on the Union side during the war. As did Missouri and Kentucky. That being said. Parts of Maryland are very "southern" on the cultural tip.
Damn, I could go off on such a bullschitt perception of what it means to be Southern...but I'll go ahead and just leave you wallowing in your own stupidity.
Plaese to recommend a good book on the civil war. My civil war history is not a strongpoint and I was always under the impression that Maryland fought on the South's side during the war.
While being correct, a better statement for Chan might've been that the despicable institution of slavery makes the culture of Maryland have more cultural similarities shared with the South than the North. Also, as a historical sidenote, many counties in the deep South, including counties in Louisiana and Mississippi, did not secede and fought with the North. Finally, the only reason Maryland did not secede was Lincoln used a decent amount of begging and a big stick for the sake of national security to get Maryland to stay so DC wouldn't be in constant jeopardy.
Peace
T.N.
LOL! Son, don't take shit so serious! I posted that because I knew it would get you heated. COMEDY. I'm sorry that you thought I was being serious. I don't know enough about the South to understand what it means to be "Southern." If you would like to write something about what it means to be Southern and post it, I would be happy to read it.
I disagree with the non that the only reason that Maryland (as well as other border) states stayed in the Union was begging or pressure. Many conservatives and Democrats were extremely patriotic, secession offended their deeply patriotic ideals. In 1864, during the conflict, Marylanders ratified a new constitution abolishing slavery. In Missouri the conflict led to very bloody internal civil war. Though many in the border states wished to leave slavery intact, they wanted to preserve the Union more.