ScarJo (NRR) (NSFW)

nzshadow

never was partial until i saw this picture today...jesus.i was gonna resize, then i thought better.so, whats the general consensus, i mean, shes definatly annoying, but jesus...

prof_rockwell

mediocre actress, superb titties.

funky16corners

WOW!

Jonny_Paycheck

I wish I would run into her at the laundromat around the corner like my girlfriend did.

DJFerrari

I'm obsessed with her... not in like a dangerous way, but you know?

oreo_jones84

Very over-rated, weird eyes. Nice boobies tho.

jaymack

Very over-rated, weird eyes.

huh???
she's beautiful.

kitchenknight

Says she gets an AIDS test twice/year.

Niiiice. Responsible, and only slightly promiscuous.

G_Balliando

she makes me wanna rhyme with graemlins

SPlDEY

mediocre actress, sub-par titties.

Eh.

- spidey

dCastillo

really nice lighting

p_gunn

Very over-rated, weird eyes. Nice boobies tho.

Reynaldo

Does she have a wonky eye?

cpeetz

Most certainly fetching, not too skinny, perfect percentage of
feminine fat...
No bra with that blouse it's

Big_Stacks

Hey,

I don't know what's wrong with some of you cats. Either some of y'all pull some downright perfect-lookin' women (I generally dealt with top-shelf babes myself during my mack period, 'cept on hush missions), or you don't get pussy. I would've fucked the donkey-dog shit outta ScarJo if I woulda' ran across her when I was out there (Kate Beckinsale too). I would of had her ass bouncin' on the "gentle giant", pogo-stick style.

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

Big_Chan

Kate Beckinsale too

Big_Stacks

Kate Beckinsale too

Here ya go, Chan!!!



Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

day

I don't know what's wrong with some of you cats. Either some of y'all pull some downright perfect-lookin' women, or you don't get pussy.

I AM FUCKING SAYING.

She's fine. Not really my thing, but she's definitley not what some of you nerds are making her out to be.




p.s. I'll co-sign Kate and while we're at it...

Big_Stacks

I don't know what's wrong with some of you cats. Either some of y'all pull some downright perfect-lookin' women, or you don't get pussy.

I AM FUCKING SAYING.

She's not really my thing, but she's definitley not what some of you nerds are making her out to be.

Well-said, not my type per se (insert "Sanaa Lathan" or "Kellita Smith" more like it), but the "gentle giant" never racially discriminated. ScarJo is definitely tap-worthy, fuck a damn wonky eye. Shit, you cut the lights off and do what you do. My dick was an EEO/AA employer, ya heard!!!

You know my steeze:





Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

mannybolone

I respect the Stackster, always, but I dont think the issue here is whether SJ is blappable but whether she's the second coming of [insert hottest chick you've ever know] is what's up.

Personally, I never thought Uma Thurman was remotely hot but she had (mostly white) boys goin' crazy. I didn't get that either.

nzshadow

I respect the Stackster, always, but I dont think the issue here is whether SJ is blappable but whether she's the second coming of [insert hottest chick you've ever know] is what's up.

Exactly.

I mean, I never noticed the girl until that pic. She always seemed boring and WAY over-rated.


Make no mistake about it though, she aint no



or



But, that is a mighty fine pic.

Now, can we get a



already?

Thank you.

jaymack

alba is gorgeous, but as sexless as a teddy bear. sorry.

DocMcCoy

never was partial until i saw this picture today...


jesus.
























i was gonna resize, then i thought better.


so, whats the general consensus, i mean, shes definatly annoying, but jesus...

From an aesthetic p.o.v., does anyone else think that shot could have come straight off the cover of an issue of Playboy or Oui c. 1973/74?

nzshadow

alba is gorgeous, but as sexless as a teddy bear. sorry.

bro, hook me up with one of your teddy bears...

m_dejean

From an aesthetic p.o.v., does anyone else think that shot could have come straight off the cover of an issue of Playboy or Oui c. 1973/74?

Yes. And that's a good thing. I'd definetely tablap Ms. Johansen. She's fine enough for me.

I hear you on the Uma thing, Odub. I remember first time I saw Pulp Fiction (also my first Uma flick), I kept thinking "did they enlarge that girl's nose?". Her schnozz seemed unnaturally big, especially during those snorting scenes. OK, I was high as hell that day, but she still looks like Pinocchio to me. Not sexy.

Junior

From an aesthetic p.o.v., does anyone else think that shot could have come straight off the cover of an issue of Playboy or Oui c. 1973/74?

Yes. And that's a good thing. I'd definetely tablap Ms. Johansen. She's fine enough for me.

I hear you on the Uma thing, Odub. I remember first time I saw Pulp Fiction (also my first Uma flick), I kept thinking "did they enlarge that girl's nose?". Her schnozz seemed unnaturally big, especially during those snorting scenes. OK, I was high as hell that day, but she still looks like Pinocchio to me. Not sexy.

I think that, while undeniably disturbingly strange looking and really not very pretty, Uma has a certain strong screen charisma. However, her insanely large feet make me go all Eddie Murphy in Boomerang.

Scarlett on the other hand is freaky in a purely sexy way.

Jonny_Paycheck

you guys get no butt, dog.

nzshadow

you guys get no butt, dog.

last week at my local market, this woman was selling childrens backpacks with the words 'puccini pouch' printed on the back.

alas, my kid broke my camera.

Big_Stacks

I respect the Stackster, always, but I dont think the issue here is whether SJ is blappable but whether she's the second coming of [insert hottest chick you've ever know] is what's up.

If that's the question, then I'd say "No" also. That said, she could still have gotten the "thang".

Peace,

Big Stacks from Kakalak

Jonny_Paycheck

No, the issue is this: critiquing the relative hotness of girls who are way out of your league is the province of dudes who get no buttdog.

bthav

ScarJo haters are mastabatorial snobs. this girl is real and stunning.