Worst Song You've Seen A Striper Strip To
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I was some cheesy strip bar in Philly, where they dance to the songs on the jukebox. Nights in white satin comes on...and there she is dancing to this song 
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Bird was about 40 and had a tidy body but was glaring at anyone brave enough to make eye contact with her. Her face was so hard, they used her passport photo as a North Sea Oil drill bit.
The irony is lost on most if not all, but this is a strip club staple bruh.
it's rare that i go to strip clubs, but when i do, i always get one lap dance. inevitably, the dj will be playing a mix of rock and hip-hop, so i try to time my request for a lapdance at the exact moment a rap song begins. this might sound suspect, but if you have a long-time girlfriend you can probably relate.
I guess the strip clubs you guys go to are really like the ones in an Outkast video.
In Texas, a lot of the clubs play mostly rock...both old and new. Of course, some of these places intentionally don't play hiphop for reasons that are
not a stripper, but years ago I (plus two friends) got a dildo show while being drunk of chilenian spirits in Amsterdam in the red light district, back there where the alley ways get narrower and narrower. Girl was evidently having no fun at all (I felt sorry for her), humming, "oooh, ja, oooh" while some Phil Collins CD kept skipping in her late 80's mini hifi tower. Now that was funny and the best part of this whole experience. She grabbed my nuts afterwards to see if I "was feeling her". I told her in my best patois that I didn't. Never been to a proper strip club up until now.
it was unusual to say the least. she was this kinda trashy, not so attractive girl with big bangs and
a c-section scar. also a jukeboxgirlspicktheirownsongs type spot, so she did that shit on purpose
OK...How 'bout Girls Girls Girls - Motley Crue
or whatever that song is called.. waste of three minutes and full frontal nudity.
- spidey
Beat me to it...
This one was stripped with reggae on, don't remember who though.
Worst musical experience for me involving a stripper had to be sitting down and getting comfortable for a three-song lapdance a few months ago. First song is good, Ciara's "Oh". Things were moving along nicely. All of a sudden the second song kicks in, it's my fucking best friend's heavymetal band called Bloodsimple. Not easy to focus on the task at hand when out of the blue your best homie is screaming through the club's speakers. Even worse when the song comes on and the stripper says "uccch, I hate this fucking music". Fun night though.
Heading to Vegas for the first time next weekend. I'll take some mental notes and get back to ya'll.
I saw a stripper getting down to this not too long ago. She got all crazy at the end when Mary is getting all hype and loosing it, stripper starts pounding on the stage with her fist and pointing to the ceiling, while grinding the stage floor. She was getting angry like she was about to start crying and shit, it was intense. She was acting like it was her and the song, like you walked into her bedroom and she was so focused she didn't notice you were there.
Songs I "broke" in local strip clubs
J-Live - The Truth (For that moody slow dance)
Pharoahe Monch - Agent Orange (For that chick who likes dancing to aggro music, but is sick of Korn)
Federation - We Ride (Just cause I dug that song)
Diplomats - I really mean it (The ladies really do love Juelz)
can't front on her dedication..
worst: unforgiven - metallica
best: numbers/computer world pt 2 - kraftwerk