The Queen Of Farts

HAZBEEN

Found this on Youtube & thought I'd share.

I thought the webpage "queenoffarts.com" was a joke, but its a real URL!I've heard of some wacky fetishes, but I never thought farting was one.peaceh

wooshie

She fucking shat herself.

I bet she's a fucking vegan.

Risingson

not quite as bad as the Brazilain fart porn thread someone put up a few weeks back

HAZBEEN

Here's my favorite. Someone should sample this:

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/HTMLobj-2495/popgoestheweasel.wav

I would never want to touch the mic after this broad.

HAZBEEN

This one screams "LOCATION":

http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/HTMLobj-2496/Worshipmydeliciousass.wav


And there's a farting message board:


http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?board=PP


I wonder what it takes to be a "Big Dude" there?























Some questions are probably best left unanswered.

G_Balliando

She fucking shat herself.

I bet she's a fucking vegan has sexual intercourse with bovine and equine farm animals.[/b]

HAZBEEN

I bet she's a fucking vegan.

I'm a vegetarian. I don't think I fart all that much, but I've never really thought about it.

verb606

are those farts real? I've never ever heard a woman fart like that. are they just better at holding them in than we are in polite society? maybe i'm just disconnected from the female flatulence streets.

can anyone enlighten me? as of right now this shit sounds

m_dejean

And there's a farting message board:


http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?board=PP

I just read a 4-pager with the thread topic "I am Farting like CRAZY" and it was HILARIOUS. Quotables for days. These fart people are , but I don't think I want to get on that level.

soulmarcosa

THEY WALK AMONG US







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HAZBEEN

And there's a farting message board:


http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?board=PP

I just read a 4-pager with the thread topic "I am Farting like CRAZY" and it was HILARIOUS. Quotables for days. These fart people are , but I don't think I want to get on that level.

the "farting like crazy" thread was something, but this one really cracked me up:

http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/...14085;start=0#0


The next time soulstrut goes down, we should invade the fart board.

HAZBEEN

"I really wish all of you the best of luck finding your special gassy someone. Keep on looking guys, if I can find my dream girl, anyone can."





This schitt has me rolling on the floor. LOL!!!!!

DJAck

that video just gave me a serious flashback to 2nd grade. i used stay at my friends house and was amazed at how his sister could 'fart' on command. she would lay on her back & pull her knees to her chest. i just realized that she wasn't exactly 'farting'...

HAZBEEN

This dude should make a vid with the spirit of truth:

jaymack