Funny caption contest and shit
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Being an exhibitionist but with his partner hundreds of miles away, Olaf had Helga talk him off to climax over the cell phone.
"Gustav, could you tell me about your most recent dream?" asked Dr. Krems.
"Yes. It started in my own version of hell, a devestated garden if you will, where I am conversating with the devil. I can tell by the look in his eye, that he is trying to seduce me. And I succumb. His body takes the shape of a manitee, but it is beautiful and soft. We are floating in a viscous primordial fluid as I ravish this he and she. I look again into his eyes, I am blinded by a fierce light, a purity that has not entered the dream until then. Th blinding light dissolves into the loving light of Jesus. He fades away into my uncle Fidelio's necklace and crucifix. He has been crucified and hangs from my uncle's neck and then I realize that the devil is my uncle and that I have made love with him."
"Jesus points the way ladies, Jesus points the way.......
In an atempt to show younger people the church is hip, the new pope heads to Freaknick '05
"You over there, do the hairlines under my breasts make me look like I've had implants? By the way, I like Jesus."
"Yea dawg i'm bout to take the phrase 'off the chain' to a whole new level...yea money, shit's about to fall off yo. Non-phixion ain't fuckin' wit us either. invisible cigars forever"
cue Biggie "going back to cali".... recognize a real don, when you see one.
and is that Raj in the right upperhand?
never thought id have to wait in line to get baptised in spaghetti sauce!
Associated Press Reports:
Ron Jermey found Jesus while getting a haircut in all the wrong places.
He then joined a group of has been male porn stars to the Great Speedo Baptism.
Proceeding the event, Ron played the violin to an adoring crowd filled with the lords spirit.
"2 in the pink, one in the stink" sign at the italian american day parade in bensonhurst...
(BTW, WTF is cuban link doing there? Top right)
The Body of Christ?
The Body of CHRIST!!!
The Body of Christ...
Body Christ?!?
Christ, body!!!
Christ, body.
The bawdy body Christ?
ey oh, oh ey. need some help ovahyea. my chain is stuck to my back hair and it hurts like whoe.
vaklav,kicking it on a busy day at the beech,with his road dog jiri.
" Do jednolet??ho pomaturitn??ho kurzu m&??e b??t p&ijat pouze uchaze&;----
-- hey,heey,what you look at you matherbeech,mind own beesness,sanof beech,---anygwaiz-
Poslucha;i se v r??mci v??uky c??len&; p&;ipravuj?? na slo??en?? st??tn??ch jazykov??ch zkou??ek a mezin??rodn??ch jazykov??ch zkou??ek."
Are you sure this is big enough?
"Now that's what I call a chain reaction"
-S.Carter-
Ha!
Thousands of rabbid record collectors descend upon the first annual Sellersville Record Show, taking advantage of the their promotion "Show your nipples and get in free". Leading the way is Harold Crack who told us "If I don't get that frickin' First Gear, or at least that Second Chapter of Acts joint, somebody's gonna get pimp smacked".
'JEFFREEEEEYYYYY!!?!? Get out of the basement weeth your Ebays and halp me find my good mu-mu!'[/b]
whoah.