I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.
I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.
"Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.
and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.
Damn son, I can't even go get some lunch w/out edpowers swingin from my nuts. Alls I did was type ya damn name just like I see it on the board every goddamn day!!!!
I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.
"Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.
and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.
I used to work at whole foods in philly and I was sitting in the cafe eating a muffin one morning and the girl sitting next to me is talking on her cell about how she gave her boyfriend herpes because she didn't know she had them, but that she didn't want to tell him. She was like, "I was going to break up with him anyway, so this just makes it easier." After she said it she turned around to see if anyone was listening, which really anyone within 40 feet of her must have heard , and she looked at me. I must have looked all shocked so she made a face like fuck you for listening so I called her a trifling bitch and went back to work. I never saw her in the store again.
"Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.
and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.
I MEAN LIKE DAYUM!
We all carry the herpes virus, whether it's chicken pox, cold sores, shingles, or genital herpes...While it's not ideal to transmit "them" [sic] to your partner, genital herpes can be easily controlled with antiviral medication. One study found that in men who had sex with an infected partner and only used condoms 50% of the time, the rate of transmission was only 2-3%.
I don't love the term "triflin' bitch," but I do love that the recounting of the story included the muffin (an important detail).
How my ass aint got some fucked up std and 32 babies at this point in my life is f*cking amazing. Where can one find/buy condoms if I was to decide to try one sometime? Hospitals? Porno Shops? Liquor Houses?
last time I got an STD test I literally had to demand that they test for herpes*. otherwise they don't include it on the normal panel. the doctor was like "we don't really advise testing for it as most people carry it and once you know you have it it may inhibit you socially, etc...." I'm like WTF? I sorta want to know if I'm placing any future sexual partners at risk. my homie said his dr. gave him the exact same run-around. the protocol these days apparently is not to test for it and just to treat it if symptoms ever arise.
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BANQUARENTINEThis is one case where I am happy about the web filters installed at my work. Note to self: don't read this thread at home.
now for your location......
EdPowers > me
and make sure "me" stays lower case.....
fix it buddy.....
"Trifling Bitch" I fucking love that term.
and i was going to be a wiseass and post a herpes related picture, i did a google image search and now im scarred for life.
I MEAN LIKE DAYUM!
True, she do got a blister
Now the movie plot twist like a Twizzler
If I wanted my meat burnt
I'd go to Sizzler"
Doom
Who knew you were so persnickety?
Yes, I'm mad doggie.
I'm free before lunch.
oh well ....
time to find another victim
Get off your own scrote.
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burn that book hommie.
We all carry the herpes virus, whether it's chicken pox, cold sores, shingles, or genital herpes...While it's not ideal to transmit "them" [sic] to your partner, genital herpes can be easily controlled with antiviral medication. One study found that in men who had sex with an infected partner and only used condoms 50% of the time, the rate of transmission was only 2-3%.
I don't love the term "triflin' bitch," but I do love that the recounting of the story included the muffin (an important detail).
(*negative batches!)
Hated co-workers a good source of names.