Your Favorite HipHop Skitz?

batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
edited March 2006 in Strut Central
There are so damn many out there, but he are a few of the one's that stick in my mind.Redman's Stickup kid skitsKool Keith's Record CEO @ the restaurant skit from MatthewDont Drink that Wine from NWA's Efil4gazzinThe little acting at the end of GrandMaster Flash's The MessageAkanelye's smack the chick skit @ the beginning of that robbery songADD ON/DO YOU.
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  • MeepMeep 320 Posts
    that onyx skit where they make dude shoot himself....

    DUMBEST SKIT EVER!

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts



    Redmans brick City skits still crack me up as well.

    Gravediggaz intro to 'trippin'

    WuTang...

    "an keep feedin ya an feedin ya an feedin ya"

    the list goes on.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    3rd Bass - Al'z A-B-Cee'z


    [Alan]
    A-B-C-D-E
    (Wait, Alan,
    may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
    No no no, dis is my spot
    Don't try and steal my spot
    A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
    A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
    B B B
    B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
    C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
    You have no cutout
    D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
    Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc
    $12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
    E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
    F is for flesh itself - f**k you!
    G - Get out my house
    H - Homer
    I - Idiot
    J - Jackoff
    King, King K
    Alan King of MY castle
    L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit
    M - my, my, my, my, my son

    Alan are you mad? The question is no
    N - N is for New York City
    O - oh O, oh no
    You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
    P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
    Q - quote
    Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
    Unquote
    R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?
    Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
    rough, rest {*snores*} resume
    S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
    T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
    U - you will never understand
    V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
    W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
    X, X - X amount of times I tell you
    you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
    Y? I don't know
    Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
    Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's

  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    There are so damn many out there

    Yes, and my brain is fever-zapped right now, so I can't remember a damn thing. I'm listening to Busta's 'Extinction Level Event' right now, and I almost forgot how funny the skits on that one is.

    "Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning, and I don't even tip him"

    Redman got the good skit action too. Dre always brought it, from NWA and on. A lot of shitty skits in hiphop overall, though.

  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    The skit where Eazy E kills a hooker and dumps her on the street...

    peace.

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    redman and de la fo sho

    but some Ithought were really funny when i was a youngin : DJ Eaaaaaaaaaasy dick

    and the only thing i ever liked from master P. 'This P...' 'P let me hear you say ughnn' '.unungngn!' 'This aint no muthafuckin P'

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    the $20 sack pyramid

  • the $20 sack pyramid

    co-sigs. was just about to post that...i was singin' the theme this week on my walk to work.

    also add: wu-tang, "what do you mean is he fuckin' dead?" and ghostface's "I got a message for smokey."

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    SHUT UP DICKSNOT

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    N*GGAZ N*GGAZ N*GGAZ N*GGAZ BIT OFF A NAS SHIT!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    At the end of Supreme Clientele........

    "My name is Knuckles but ni***z call me Clyde."

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    N*GGAZ N*GGAZ N*GGAZ N*GGAZ BIT OFF A NAS SHIT!


    LOLOLOL

  • tuneuptuneup 586 Posts
    Stop messin' wit dem tird Bass bwoys...

    I was the captain of a ship bwoy..
    captain of a ship!!!
    I owned and operated my own sea vessel.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    NAH I AIN'T FEELIN' HER, BITCH LOOK WILD, BITCH LOOK AFRICAN OR SOMETHING

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    OH I SEE, I'M A HAVE TO GO FUCK WITH THE MOTHERFUCKIN RASTAS THEN.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Common's like water for chocolate..........

    SMACK "I dont care if its rainin' or snowin', u betta get to some hoein'!" SMACK

  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Off the top of my head. I always liked the beging to Ice T's power..."you shot homeboy"

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    If that song at the beginning of the Black Sheep
    record ("Woke up - didn't choke up - saw my AK, it was broke up")
    counts, then that one.

    cosign on the $20 Sack Pyramid, too - "oooh that box in your room!"

    I remember being freaked out when I learned that was D.O.C.'s actual voice
    at that point...

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    SHUT UP DICKSNOT

    I GOT THE BID-DOX LETS DO THIS LIKE BRUTIS

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    them Masta Ace Paul Barman shits are moder classics of the skit game

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    [rza]SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/rza]

    in tearz. Even though they may be trying to be serious, when rza just start yelling that shit and screaming, I always crack up.

    Some dude was trying to tell my friend the other day that Only Built for Cuban Lynx would have been an amazing album without[/b] the skits. Those are some of the finest skits. Dyeing wally's?!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    them Masta Ace Paul Barman shits are moder classics of the skit game

    "I'm funkier than a six year old yoga mat!"

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    the dating game on handsome boy white people.
    dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    the dating game on handsome boy white people.
    dude's jay-z and rza impressions were on point.

    Oh fuck how can I forget that one. Prince Paul is the funniest dude in all of Hip-hop, anybody ever check out the liner notes on that one Stetsasonic LP where he thanks the creater of undershirts?

  • FSNSFSNS 163 Posts
    "Your shirt looks like a dish rag."
    "Your shirt looks like a curtain."
    "Fisher Price my first Timberlands."


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I LIKE YOU PEDRO, THERE'S NO LYING IN YOU

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    OPEN THE DOOR, NOW CLOSE IT

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT,
    SHIT GET GREASY
    ONLY ONE MAN LEFT STANDING!
    AND HE GOES. BY THE NAME. OF PEEDI.
    PEEDI CRAKK! PEDRO.
    EVERYBODY KNOWS
    HE GOES FOR THE MONEY.
    AIN'T A DAMN THING FUNNY!
    FEEL THE PAIN
    STATE PROP. CHAIN GANG.


    WHAT!! GRRRRRRR...

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    "Hello, can I speak to Tim Dog?"

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    YEAH CHECK IT OUT YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN THIS SAAFIR YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN KNOWWHATIMSAYIN
    HEH... YAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
    CHECK THIS OUT DOGS I'M THROWIN A MOTHERFUCKIN SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN BOSS MAN YOU KNOW
    (BODYBOBABY???)
    KNOWWHATIMSAYIN STRAIGHT WEST SIDE 2-4, GHOST TOWN, ACORNS, CAMP-BELL, (3-4), INFIRMARY, POPLAR PARK, LOWER BOTTOM (ADAMS STREET BABY 2-3, 3-8...)
    LIKE THAT... SO UH... LETTIN EM KNOW STRAIGHT FROM THE WEST BROTHER MAN KICK THAT SHIT

    YEAH I'MA DROP THE JARGON ON THESE HOES MAN
    REG MAN THESE HOES BE LIKE SAANI WHY YOU LOOK SO MEAN
    ITS LIKE
    BABY THAT'S LIFE KNOWWHATIMSAYIN BUT UH
    CHECK THIS OUT UH... YOU LIKE FINE THAN A MOTHERFUCKER YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
    BUT UH... GET YOUR ASS UP OUTTA HERE MAN YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
    IT'S LIKE...
    I'M BOUT TO BLAST YOUR ASS YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
    YOU DOG VAGINA ASS BEYOTCH
    IT'S LIKE,
    YOU FUCKED MY POTNA ALREADY I MEAN I CAN'T HAVE YOU
    YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG, YOU LIKE...
    THE WAY YOU SMELL BOUT TO MAKE ME ERRL IT'S LIKE
    YOU SMELL LIKE SEVEN DAY OLD MEAT I MEAN...
    UH
    OH SHIT I GOT A PAGE... OH... I GOTTA GO... SEE YOU LATER.... BYEBYE

    YOOOUUU KNOOOOOW??
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