Things You Won’t Catch Me...

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  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    LISTENING TO[/b]

    - Country (except Johnny Cash)
    - Smooth Jazz
    - Modern Soul
    - Phish
    - tons more, waaay too many to list

    DOING FOR MONEY[/b]

    - Pornography
    - Anything that requires a nametag
    - working on weekends

    SAYING[/b]

    - "Nigga"
    - "Man, fuck New York."
    - "Sure, you can borrow that."
    - "Of course I didn't mean it when I said I wanted to eviscerate my ex-girlfriend."

    READING[/b]

    - Politically-themed books.
    - Maxim, FHM, etc.
    - Bible
    - instruction manuals


    WATCHING[/b]
    It's easier to list what I will watch and eliminate the rest.

    - Simpsons
    - Law & Order
    - Seinfeld
    - Pimp my Ride
    - Argentine channel
    - GOL TV
    - the Twilight Zone.

    EATING[/b]

    - Cooked oatmeal
    - Brussel Sprouts
    - Tofu
    - Any meal that does not include meat
    - Sea Urchin

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    LISTENING TO



    -Mike Jones (or any Swishahouse and other southern-fried rap).

    -GRP label "jazz".

    -"Smooth Jazz" (Kenny G., Najee, George Howard, etc.).

    -Top-40 crap.

    -Most of today's rap music.



    DOING FOR MONEY



    -Kissin' somebody's ass.

    -Takin' shit.

    -Sellin' my soul (and principles).

    -Giving up my dignity.



    SAYING



    -I'll do anything to keep this job.

    -I'm all that (stay humble, peoples!!!).

    -Blasphemous statements.

    -Racist or insensitive comments.

    -Anything in ignorance.



    READING



    -Book of Mason.

    -Anything about the occult.

    -Gossip columns.

    -Soap Opera Digest.



    WATCHING



    -American Idol.

    -The Apprentice.

    -Lost.

    -Survivor.

    -Joey.

    -Fear Factor.

    -Who Want's to Marry a Millionaire.

    -The Batchelor.

    -The Batchelorette.

    -and any other silly-ass show with no depth, plot, or creativity.



    EATING



    -Brussel Sprouts.

    -Rudbeckia.

    -Radishes.

    -Calamari.

    -Cream of Wheat.

    -Oatmeal.

    -Grits.

    -Chitterlings.

    -Souse meat.

    -Spam.

    -Salmon cakes.

    -Pig feet.



    Peace,



    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    How are you, pal? Otis says he's heading your way shortly. Let's spar a little for old times sake.

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts

    SAYING[/b]

    -"I love you"



    Not even to this lovable lil' guy?







    I hear that he also dislikes 90% of hip-hop.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Whoa! He looks even more evil than usual. Whats the 10 percent he does like, Lil Bow Wow, Puff Daddy and Will Smith?

  • FrankFrank 2,370 Posts
    Hell will freeze over before you catch me:





    Listening



    -to the radio

    -to any of that mainstream shit that would be played on the radio



    I don't even shop at stores nor eat at restaurants where they play shit music.

    When taking a cab, first thing I do is ask for the radio or CD player to be turned off.





    Doing for money



    -honest work





    Saying



    "Yo" "Niggah" or "Peace Out"





    Reading



    the Bible (have to cosign with Coselmed here but I've read "Mein Kampf" and it certainly helped me undertsand and despise my late grandfather in whose bookshelf I've found it -I was the only member of the family who wasn't invited to the funeral, hell, noone even told me when the sad old fuck finaly gave up his useless life)





    Watching



    -any television (although I'm addicted to series like Homicide, The Wire and Six Feet Under but I purchase those by the season on DVD via China to watch them on my beamer and on my own schedule, I don't own a receiver to watch any TV broadcast cause I threw the damn thing in the trash years ago)





    Eating



    any of that disgusting garbage from one of those fast food chaines

    any overcooked steak

    any of those fake meat products for vegetarians

    any "fusion food"

    any processed cheese

    any Natto ever again... that shit really traumatized me!


  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Hell will freeze over before you catch me:
    Eating
    any Natto ever again... that shit really traumatized me!

    Frank, Natto is great and very healthy!

    Yummy! Put it over a bowl of rice in the morning, then crack a raw egg on it and mix it up. Then add pieces of roasted seaweed. Delicious!!!!






  • FrankFrank 2,370 Posts
    Chan, really, I'm normaly not squemish when trying out new food and when I read on the menu "fermented soybeans" I was all hell yeah, let's try this. When it arrived on our table, I couldn't believe the look, texture and smell of this stuff... when I finaly managed to get some of this stuff in my mouth, I honestly almost threw up... like chopped skin from the feet of a dead person who hasn't washed for weeks prior to death and has been dead for quite a while... it doesn't help that it's so slimey that it pulled strings from the bowl to the chopsticks to my mouth and back... ohmygawd that shit was really a chalenge and I had to give up after the third mouthful ....

  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts

    SAYING[/b]

    -"I love you"



    Not even to this lovable lil' guy?







    I hear that he also dislikes 90% of hip-hop.

    dude if your ganna make a bush joke about me at least make it slightly funny and put some thought into it, take your time next time, if you need an example check reys attemps at humor where he puts pictures of bush or other neocons side by side with spiritual jazz stars, those are slightly funny
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