self admitted hipsters

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  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts

    hipsters are people who have failed to progress beyond the emotional and social priorities of the junior high and high school years. don't let their centralized "good" tastes and well-trimmed eccentricities fool you; they are deathly afraid of being different. their lives are driven by the dual goals of fitting in and being popular among their peers. while they tend to profess (often and loudly) life-altering devotion to such concepts as individuality, creativity, and liberal thought, they rarely recognize or appreciate instances of these things when encountered off of their social map. robots, lemmings, whatever...these people are a real drag. more alarming, recent years have found them squarely identified as a consumer demographic. bummer. their own peers have sold them out! one works at the advertising agency while the other three buy the shit s/he's hyping. they agreed on the importance of the product two weeks ago over drinks. it's a mess. maybe they are the yuppies of our generation? who knows. in any case, these individuals are best avoided.


    GAME OVER

    BEST THING I READ ALL DAY
    cosign. so true

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I always just took "hipsters" as the new youth yuppie. Decent job, but has to follow the newest trends A.S.A.P. and buy the newest gadgets and always had to hang at the hippest spots.



    "yuppie" = young urban professional



    hipster = no job

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    psssshh. what the fuck do you guys know about what is hip? now shut the fuck up and recognize the truth. i am not no stinking self-admitter. i am a self proclaimer. now one of you dumpy fucks get over here and pop my fucking collar.


  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts
    Depends on her other qualities and why she calls herself a hipster.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I just sold all my shares in Hot Topic

    hmmmm, might be bad timing; they're bouncing off the bottom end of the current upsloping range. Could have squeezed a few more points.

    Yeah, why sell at the bottom, might as well wait for them to bounce back. Selling at the bottom is the sure way to lose your money.

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    psssshh. what the fuck do you guys know about what is hip? now shut the fuck up and recognize the truth. i am not no stinking self-admitter. i am a self proclaimer. now one of you dumpy fucks get over here and pop my fucking collar.

    that really you Shig? funny pic

  • these people are a real drag

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    I just sold all my shares in Hot Topic

    hmmmm, might be bad timing; they're bouncing off the bottom end of the current upsloping range. Could have squeezed a few more points.

    Yeah, why sell at the bottom, might as well wait for them to bounce back. Selling at the bottom is the sure way to lose your money.

    WTF, I'll keep this going... I DIDN'T SELL AT THE BOTTOM FOLL, I STARTED THAT WHOLE SLIDE. See I owned 17% of their total asses. You're an asset.

    Fo rilla though I used to build websites for the NYSE, we designed them to look good in green but then Sept 11th happened and they were red mostly.

    Utterly useless websites, might I add. But they paid me in gold bullion.

  • DenmarkVZDenmarkVZ 397 Posts

    hipsters are people who have failed to progress beyond the emotional and social priorities of the junior high and high school years. don't let their centralized "good" tastes and well-trimmed eccentricities fool you; they are deathly afraid of being different. their lives are driven by the dual goals of fitting in and being popular among their peers. while they tend to profess (often and loudly) life-altering devotion to such concepts as individuality, creativity, and liberal thought, they rarely recognize or appreciate instances of these things when encountered off of their social map. robots, lemmings, whatever...these people are a real drag. more alarming, recent years have found them squarely identified as a consumer demographic. bummer. their own peers have sold them out! one works at the advertising agency while the other three buy the shit s/he's hyping. they agreed on the importance of the product two weeks ago over drinks. it's a mess. maybe they are the yuppies of our generation? who knows. in any case, these individuals are best avoided.


    GAME OVER

    BEST THING I READ ALL DAY
    cosign. so true

    c-frizzo. will you be my friend when I move to Richmond, Mr. Nachs?


  • ok, so a couple things in this post got me thinking/wondering/ready to ramble a bit quickly.

    since when were there hipsters in high schools(courtesy of the_mack's co-sign on bignachos super astute observations)??? i just finished(today), my 3rd year of college, but I specifically remember that the first time I heard the word "scenester" was when I got down here. Was I blind to them in High School?? I was in the burbs right outside of D.C, so maybe we were just well behind the curve???I mean, I remember punk-rock kids, indie kids, but none of the former punk-rocker turned indie/emo kid who now (within the past 3-4 years) accepts (mainly) hip-hop/ but in general has a more eclectic pallate---which i loosely associate with the hipster folk I tend to witness now. It just seems to have a much more a defined image ala that hipster bingo thing. so yeah, what is the role of hip hop in all of this? and how much is the diplo-type-thang to blame? what the fuck is going on?? i have no idea.

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    I just sold all my shares in Hot Topic
    hmmmm, might be bad timing; they're bouncing off the bottom end of the current upsloping range. Could have squeezed a few more points
    Yeah, why sell at the bottom, might as well wait for them to bounce back. Selling at the bottom is the sure way to lose your money.

    Nah graf, waiting to get to the bottom is the surefire way to lose money. Real ballers know to cut losses before they get to 10% and move onto something else. Peep CMT and thank me some other time.

  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts
    so is a girl worth it when she refers to herself as a hipster?
    curious thats all.

    -k



    hipsters are people who have failed to progress beyond the emotional and social priorities of the junior high and high school years. don't let their centralized "good" tastes and well-trimmed eccentricities fool you; they are deathly afraid of being different. their lives are driven by the dual goals of fitting in and being popular among their peers. while they tend to profess (often and loudly) life-altering devotion to such concepts as individuality, creativity, and liberal thought, they rarely recognize or appreciate instances of these things when encountered off of their social map. robots, lemmings, whatever...these people are a real drag. more alarming, recent years have found them squarely identified as a consumer demographic. bummer. their own peers have sold them out! one works at the advertising agency while the other three buy the shit s/he's hyping. they agreed on the importance of the product two weeks ago over drinks. it's a mess. maybe they are the yuppies of our generation? who knows. in any case, these individuals are best avoided.



    case closed. thanks. Although, I should have known better when I heard her say 'I cant stand how Napoleon Dynamite tshirts are in HotTopic, I mean, I saw the movie way before anyone else'.

    whatever. no need for further discussion.

    -k

  • djstefdjstef 534 Posts

    I love this!

    Do you have this bigger with better resolution?

    Here you go.


  • TheBeatGoesTheBeatGoes 711 Posts

    whatever. no need for further discussion.

    -k


    hah,

    i agree that 'hipster' doesn't have to mean shit, but if you can't stand the shit that she's saying than it's not worth your time. why try to convince yourself that your into someone who annoys you just cause they are "hot"?

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts







    I've smoked weed with the uber hot Asian hipster (male)

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts

    hipsters are people who have failed to progress beyond the emotional and social priorities of the junior high and high school years. don't let their centralized "good" tastes and well-trimmed eccentricities fool you; they are deathly afraid of being different. their lives are driven by the dual goals of fitting in and being popular among their peers. while they tend to profess (often and loudly) life-altering devotion to such concepts as individuality, creativity, and liberal thought, they rarely recognize or appreciate instances of these things when encountered off of their social map. robots, lemmings, whatever...these people are a real drag. more alarming, recent years have found them squarely identified as a consumer demographic. bummer. their own peers have sold them out! one works at the advertising agency while the other three buy the shit s/he's hyping. they agreed on the importance of the product two weeks ago over drinks. it's a mess. maybe they are the yuppies of our generation? who knows. in any case, these individuals are best avoided.
    Real Talk from a REAL DUDE.

    R***,

    Tell them your "Communicable disease" theory.

  • see: thecobrasnake.com

    FRUCK!!! I can't put my finger on the exact reason, but that site filled me with rage! That is the most disgusting shit I have ever seen...

    .........!!!!!!!


  • I love this!

    Do you have this bigger with better resolution?

    Here you go.


    Damn, I was feeling suicidal after viewing that cobrasnake page, but this bingo shit just saved my life.

    Thanks!
    Mimizu

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts

    Damn, I was feeling suicidal after viewing that cobrasnake page, but this bingo shit just saved my life.

    by suicidal do you mean homicidal?



  • Damn, I was feeling suicidal after viewing that cobrasnake page, but this bingo shit just saved my life.




    by suicidal do you mean homicidal?



    Wow... Actually, yeah, homicidal was my initial reaction, but that reaction is due to a feeling that the world sucks, which leads to an "all is lost feeling", at which time, I turn my outward rage into inward resignation.



    I think part of it, is I'm too husky to wear a tight sweater, and I look silly as fuck in a side-ways trucker hat (lord knows I've tried, but I never get past the mirror in the bathroom). Maybe I am being too self-introspective, but it could be that I got outwardly angry, than sensed that my anger was actually a by-product of envy, and the realization that I was envious made me comtemplate suicide briefly, until the bingo card set me straight again.



    It was quite a wild 3 minute emotional-rollercoaster ride...



    Peace...

    Mimizu


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts

    Damn, I was feeling suicidal after viewing that cobrasnake page, but this bingo shit just saved my life.

    by suicidal do you mean homicidal?

    Wow... Actually, yeah, homicidal was my initial reaction, but that reaction is due to a feeling that the world sucks, which leads to an "all is lost feeling", at which time, I turn my outward rage into inward resignation.

    I think part of it, is I'm too husky to wear a tight sweater, and I look silly as fuck in a side-ways trucker hat (lord knows I've tried, but I never get past the mirror in the bathroom). Maybe I am being too self-introspective, but it could be that I got outwardly angry, than sensed that my anger was actually a by-product of envy, and the realization that I was envious made me comtemplate suicide briefly, until the bingo card set me straight again.

    It was quite a wild 3 minute emotional-rollercoaster ride...

    Peace...
    Mimizu

    sounds it. f*ck the cool kids.

    husky, eh? not a damn thing wrong with husky.

    except when they're eating kittens.


  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    ...my anger was actually a by-product of envy...

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    that site cant be real. There is WAAAAAAYYYYY too many hipster cliches all rolled into one.!


  • Damn, I was feeling suicidal after viewing that cobrasnake page, but this bingo shit just saved my life.

    by suicidal do you mean homicidal?

    Wow... Actually, yeah, homicidal was my initial reaction, but that reaction is due to a feeling that the world sucks, which leads to an "all is lost feeling", at which time, I turn my outward rage into inward resignation.

    I think part of it, is I'm too husky to wear a tight sweater, and I look silly as fuck in a side-ways trucker hat (lord knows I've tried, but I never get past the mirror in the bathroom). Maybe I am being too self-introspective, but it could be that I got outwardly angry, than sensed that my anger was actually a by-product of envy, and the realization that I was envious made me comtemplate suicide briefly, until the bingo card set me straight again.

    It was quite a wild 3 minute emotional-rollercoaster ride...

    Peace...
    Mimizu

    sounds it. f*ck the cool kids.

    husky, eh? not a damn thing wrong with husky.

    except when they're eating kittens.



    Yeah... I can't pull of the sweater, or the trucker cap... but you won't catch me without a backpack.


  • JoeMojoJoeMojo 720 Posts

    husky, eh? not a damn thing wrong with husky.

    except when they're eating kittens.

    Man, that looks more like a timberwolf than a husky!

    I was at an underground casino on Saturday - there was a domesticated wolf wandering around under the blackjack table, no joke.

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts


    I was at an underground casino on Saturday - there was a domesticated wolf wandering around under the blackjack table, no joke.

    Word? Joe, was this in Seattle? I know some gamblin' spots that are on the low in my hood, but they are a little suspect. I would not hang out in these joints!

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    HA HA! stef sent me this so i was googling for a pic of a grandpa in a bingo parlour and came up with this gem...


  • Mr. CasualMr. Casual 953 Posts
    damn.. I just got off on the cobrasnake site... hipster chicks are hot.. no joke..
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