I recently made flash cards with all of the graemlins on them. I cary them around so I can use them in conversations.
When my boss says we have to work through lunch. I hold up my card that says .
When he tells me I can leave an hour early.
When my girlfreind and I are listening to the radio in the car and she asks me where she heard the song before.
When she tells me I'm an asshole
I figure I am just a few graemlins away from neer having to speak again.
oh man, Raj needs to make a full set of graemlin flash cards and then offer them as a SS pledge premium. that would be excellent. each year he could offer an update expansion pack with all the new ones.
behaviours on SS are often considered to be part of an "internet persona"
Acting like an idiot on a message board and attributing it to some kind of off/online personality split is pathetic. Grown men need to get out of the sandbox and stop playing around with their own poop.
I call everyone I meet a racist homophone. On occasion I threaten to take a baseball bat to their head. If I can't resolve my issues with the, I slide little crumpled notes in their pockets that I title "pocket messages" or PM's.
I also gangbang and list every thing I pick up to show others after I pick up 500 items along the same line as that thing.
So, I will ask you to play a little game I call "Wear my shoes". It's quite simple and of course it is fully detailed in my book "Dating your online persona is wrong" (2003). Choose a fellow Strutter and say something so that the rest of us could guess who he/she is.
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oh man, Raj needs to make a full set of graemlin flash cards and then offer them as a SS pledge premium. that would be excellent. each year he could offer an update expansion pack with all the new ones.
Give this man the bag.
I also gangbang and list every thing I pick up to show others after I pick up 500 items along the same line as that thing.
I get sad when people ignore me
I want a bag
Me when I'm sober is pretty dull.
I think this is because alchohol taps into my Qi, and soulstrut just makes me act like a dumbass.
"I WILL TRY TO RECONCILE MY INTERNET PERSONA WITH THE REAL ME"[/b]
Call me a friggin no-good haole and I'm there beyatch.....oh yeah....you have to pay for my ticket to the Island.......or you're soft!!
"WE ALL HAVE TV NAMES."
Now, give me my bag. I need something to put all my unofficial gremlin-flash-cards in.
if so, you should know that I put out
I'm just at where he went. And I happen to have access to some space moose raer.
Holy shit this had me in stitches for a good 15! Internat comedic genius!
Choose a fellow Strutter and say something so that the rest of us could guess who he/she is.
WHO COULD IT BE?!?!??!!
[insert pic of raers]
"All for $0.02 each, except the last four. Thrifstore clerk paid ME to take those home"
K in Canada
RADD
What do I win?
BACK AND FORTH. FOREVER.[/b]