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The worst olympic look...

DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
edited February 2006 in Strut Central
The rampant camel toe, the constant parade of thunder thighs that would make even Robert Newhouse* blush, the bad skin and the oakley blades worn over the bodysuit makes this event a viewing nightmare. * in case you were not alive in the seventies, Robert Newhouse played fullback for the Dallas Cowboys and had the biggest thighs this side of Rosie O'Donnell.

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  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I enjoy a good camel toe, and thighs = power.

    I like my women "flawed" (by American standards at least), I just don't like them looking like men.
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    I like my women "flawed" (by American standards at least), I just don't like them looking like men.

    CO-SIGN
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    I'm just saying the combination of the skin, the toe and those thighs makes for some painful viewing. Here's a little more toe for your late night pleasure.

  • damagedamage 118 Posts
    little known fact: curling is natures ultimate aphrodesiac
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    I enjoy a good camel toe, and thighs = power.

    I like my women "flawed" (by American standards at least), I just don't like them looking like men.



    flawed enough for ya?

    cot-dayum! Bush rocking the cameltoe.
    The cameltoe report is still funny.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Those women are fast, so
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    I enjoy a good camel toe, and [thunder] thighs
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    but i can't really get with the figure skating looks.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    The sequins, the feathers, the hair, the make-up! And that's just the men.
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    what about camel balls? When I was on vacation my buddy spotted a dude with tight shorts rocking some camel balls. I didn't even know such a term existed. She schooled me and on this term even though I wish she didn't. Camel balls is definately
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    what about camel balls? When I was on vacation my buddy spotted a dude with tight shorts rocking some camel balls. I didn't even know such a term existed. She schooled me and on this term even though I wish she didn't. Camel balls is definately

    i've only heard it referred to as 'mammal toe'

    which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but sounds hilarious
  • Rod_TorfulsonRod_Torfulson 464 Posts
    what about camel balls? When I was on vacation my buddy spotted a dude with tight shorts rocking some camel balls. I didn't even know such a term existed. She schooled me and on this term even though I wish she didn't. Camel balls is definately

    Ahem, I believe its called a moose knuckle in that case.
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    what about camel balls? When I was on vacation my buddy spotted a dude with tight shorts rocking some camel balls. I didn't even know such a term existed. She schooled me and on this term even though I wish she didn't. Camel balls is definately

    Ahem, I believe its called a moose knuckle in that case.

    nah moose knuckle is just another name for camel toe. It still applies to women... right???
  • tuneuptuneup 586 Posts
    I like my women "flawed" (by American standards at least), I just don't like them looking like men.

    CO-SIGN

    I believe an additional co-sign is coming from me.....
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    nope... moose knuckle is the case for men.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    little known fact: curling is natures ultimate aphrodesiac

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    This is now the official worst olympic look. Lindsay Jacobellis leading by 130ft, hot dogging a method off the second to last jump and then falling ass over tea kettle to lose the gold.





    Snowcrsss is the official new jack sport though. Shit is awesome. Winter NASCAR in effect.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    I'm just saying the combination of the skin, the toe and those thighs makes for some painful viewing.

    Are you kidding? That's the only reason I still watch the Olympics.
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    This is now the official worst olympic look. Lindsay Jacobellis leading by 130ft, hot dogging a method off the second to last jump and then falling ass over tea kettle to lose the gold.





    I could not get enough of watching this shit. Girl needs to get her Edith Hamilton game up, and learn not to method air too close to the sun. Did you see how she tried to lie about it afterwards, saying she came off the jump wrong and was trying to straighten her board out with her hands?? Come on now! What the fuck business do your hands have trying to straighten out a board that's attached to your feet?




    "I'm not really sure how it happened. The sun was really bright and I think I just got confused. For some reason I thought I was in a downhill relay race, so I handed off the gold medal. These things happen you know, and it's something I plan on working to overcome over the next four years. The worst part of all this has been that I've lost several of my granola sponsors, and Aceyalone has officially revoked my Project Blowed card, and monogrammed hackey sack."
  • FunkyFlatulentFunkyFlatulent 1,106 Posts
    Summer Olympics takes the cameltoe gold

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Summer Olympics takes the cameltoe gold


    WOW
















































  • Imperial_MaoImperial_Mao 1,119 Posts
    Summer Olympics takes the cameltoe gold


    WOW

















































    That looks most uncomfortable...
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    I am pretty sure I just saw child pornography.


  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    Summer Olympics takes the cameltoe gold


    GOD DAMN!
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