TOP 5 STALKERS!

BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
1. STALKER(sic) CHANNING[/b]


(My 40+ dirty crush, got the West Wing goin' nuts!)

Actor
??? Must Love Dogs (2005)
??? Bright Young Things (2004)
??? Anything Else (2003)
??? Le Divorce (2003)
??? Behind the Red Door (2002)
??? Life or Something Like It (2002)
??? The Business of Strangers (2001)
??? Isn't She Great (2000)
??? Other Voices (2000)
??? Where the Heart Is (2000)
??? The Baby Dance (1998)
??? Practical Magic (1998)
??? Twilight (1998)
??? An Unexpected Life (1997)
??? Edie & Pen (1996)
??? The First Wives Club (1996)
??? Lily Dale (1996)
??? Moll Flanders (1996)
??? An Unexpected Family (1996)
??? Up Close and Personal (1996)
??? Smoke (1995)
??? To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
??? David's Mother (1994)
??? Married To It (1993)
??? Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
??? The Applegates (1991)
??? Perfect Witness (1989)
??? Staying Together (1989)
??? Tidy Endings (1989)
??? A Time of Destiny (1988)
??? Echoes in the Darkness (1987)
??? Heartburn (1986)
??? Not My Kid (1985)
??? Without a Trace (1983)
??? Safari 3000 (1982)
??? Silent Victory - The Kitty O'Neil Story (1979)
??? The Cheap Detective (1978)
??? Grease (1978)
??? The Big Bus (1976)
??? The Fortune (1975)
??? The Hospital (1971)
??? Other Voices
Narrator
??? What the Universe Tells Me: Unraveling the Mysteries of Mahler's Third Symphony (2003)
Voice
??? Michael the Visitor (1996)






2. MORGA VEGETARIAN BROTH FOR MAKING STALK(sic)[/b]


(Available at most bodegas!)

Description:
A tradition of Swiss trust - Naturally good since 1930
For seventy years, three generations have remained true to their mission: provide wholesome, natural foods of top quality. Located in the picturesque village of Ebnat-Kappel deep in the Swiss mountain valley of Toggenburg, they place a strong emphasis on quality ingredients and preparation. Taste our delicious Morga vegetable bouillon; taste the difference Swiss purity and quality does make!

Directions: Stir 1 teaspoonful into one cup of boiling water for a clear, flavorful vegetable broth.




3. SWEEN DOG'S STALK(sic) OPTIONS[/b]


Don't led dude fool you. He's playing the field all over wallstreet.
(File Under: "Makin' Money!")


A day in the life of SweenDogLongDollars:[/b]

[color:red]NASDAQ 1964.27 2.47 0.13% DJIA 10368.09 27.71 0.27% S&P 500 1172.65 0.02 0.00% NASDAQ-100 1452.55 2.39 0.16% NASDAQ-100 PMI 1460.70 10.54 0.73% NASDAQ-100 AHI 1450.14 -0.02 0.00% Russell 1000 632.32 -0.01 0.00% Russell 2000 595.41 -0.23 0.04%[/color]
BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY![/b]
[color:red]NASDAQ 1964.27 2.47 0.13% DJIA 10368.09 27.71 0.27% S&P 500 1172.65 0.02 0.00% NASDAQ-100 1452.55 2.39 0.16% NASDAQ-100 PMI 1460.70 10.54 0.73% NASDAQ-100 AHI 1450.14 -0.02 0.00% Russell 1000 632.32 -0.01 0.00% Russell 2000 595.41 -0.23 0.04%[/color]
SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL![/b]
[color:red]NASDAQ 1964.27 2.47 0.13% DJIA 10368.09 27.71 0.27% S&P 500 1172.65 0.02 0.00% NASDAQ-100 1452.55 2.39 0.16% NASDAQ-100 PMI 1460.70 10.54 0.73% NASDAQ-100 AHI 1450.14 -0.02 0.00% Russell 1000 632.32 -0.01 0.00% Russell 2000 595.41 -0.23 0.04%[/color]
BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY![/b]
[color:red]NASDAQ 1964.27 2.47 0.13% DJIA 10368.09 27.71 0.27% S&P 500 1172.65 0.02 0.00% NASDAQ-100 1452.55 2.39 0.16% NASDAQ-100 PMI 1460.70 10.54 0.73% NASDAQ-100 AHI 1450.14 -0.02 0.00% Russell 1000 632.32 -0.01 0.00% Russell 2000 595.41 -0.23 0.04%[/color]
SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL![/b]
[color:red]NASDAQ 1964.27 2.47 0.13% DJIA 10368.09 27.71 0.27% S&P 500 1172.65 0.02 0.00% NASDAQ-100 1452.55 2.39 0.16% NASDAQ-100 PMI 1460.70 10.54 0.73% NASDAQ-100 AHI 1450.14 -0.02 0.00% Russell 1000 632.32 -0.01 0.00% Russell 2000 595.41 -0.23 0.04%[/color]




4. BAMBOO STALK[/b]



Just a Grass
In the very recent past, pointing out that bamboo is a species of grass would have amazed many people. Today, with the very real agony of forest depletion and the other concerns about our environment and husbanding resources, bamboo is being given a hard but admiring scrutiny. Public knowledge about the plant has increased greatly, particularly in countries where it is not so common. As in the rest of the Far East, bamboo in Japan has been and remains an important substance and an integral part of the cultur.
Versatility
Bamboo ranks high among the world's most versatile materials. In one form or another, just about anything can be made of bamboo, and the shoots of many varieties not only can be eaten but are delicious. Its tensile strength has been compared to steel, and larger varieties have a density like hardwood. There are 46 genera and over 1,200 species worldwide, of which Japan has over 600. The bamboos most often used in Japan to make objects are madake (Phyllostachys bambusoides Sieb. et Zucc.) and moso-chiku (Phyllostachys heteracycla Matsum var. pubescens Ohwi); some types of bamboo grass (sa
sa), though botanically different from bamboo, are also used for basketry. Height varies from a few centimeters to over forty meters, and color ranges from white to glossy black, though most common varieties are green when growing and golden when dry. One of the most attractive aspects of bamboo is that it is a renewable resource; it takes less than a year for a stalk to reach maturity, compared to the decades for most trees, whether needle or broadleaf. Though planks cannot be made of bamboo, in tropical countries it is woven to make walls, and in Japan it is used as wattle (as in wattle and daub) for the cores of earthen walls of traditional houses. Bamboo lends itself to so many uses, one begins to cast about to find things that it cannot do.
Bamboo Usually Means Baskets, But...

The word "bamboo" generally conjures up images of basketry, for good reason. Bamboo's ease of working, flexibility, and straight fibers, which give it the ability to be split along the entire length of a stalk, means that strips and splints for basketry are easily produced.
The types of bamboo baskets in Japan alone seem countless. Utility baskets included a wide range used in the kitchen (such as sieves and strainers, ladles, trays for drying, food holders, cooked rice containers, and so forth), for farm use (carrying baskets of many kinds, chicken baskets, various fish traps, creels, backstrap carrying baskets, seed holders, winnowing baskets, silkworm trays, and on and on). Decorative baskets and basketry sculptures are made as one-of-a-kind objects by basketry artists, most of whom sign their work. Today some bamboo basketry artists have been designated as "Living National Treasures," and their art fetches the highest prices.





5. CRAZY OVERSTALK(sic) COME-UPS![/b]


(File Under: When Materialism/Consumerism Takes A Nose Dive!)

Product Description of Electronic Overstock
We have 3 container loads of excess inventory (store returns) surplus electronic stock(such as: DVD, TV, stereo, hifi... Etc). The origin of the merchandise is UK(220V). The merchandise is currently in our warehouse in free zone aleppo-syria. Very good prices, must buy per container.

Other products
--Moulinex Kitchen Appliances
--Electronic Overstock
--Natural Olive Oil
--Laurel Aleppo Soap
--Basketball System
--CD-R
--Surplus Microwaves

  Comments


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Bam. You're scaring me.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Bam. You're scaring me.

    i wonder how many times that has been said on this board.


  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Bambouche comes with the PlainSpeak.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    This is good.

  • slavinslavin 577 Posts
    post of the week

  • BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
    This is good.



    I've tried all the other ones. Powdered, cubed, etc. Morga just simply tastes good. And none of that weird, sticky, chunky residue like the other brands. You can get it with or without salt. In a cube, or powder.



    A dope way to add some splash to Spanish rice in a jiffity-split!

    --Oprah

  • hans_lucashans_lucas 159 Posts
    I made a short vampire film to get into film school called AT NIGHT THEY STALK. Not sure it's a top 5er, however.

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    One of my favorite films:


  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    ScholasticBookClubRaer:




  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Top Five Songs for Stalking:

    1) Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me
    2) The Police - Everybreath you Take
    3) English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom
    4) Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night
    5) Men at Work - Who Can it Be Now?

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    Top Five Songs for Stalking:


    2) The Police - Everybreath you Take


    NICE!!!! It's so funny how many people were like "oh this is our song, we're in love". WTF????? Did you listen to the words?????????? Even Sting was stumped by that one. But hey if people want to give me millions for a big brother song cuz they think it's a love song.....I'll take it.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    WOODSTALK (sic)

  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    Top Five Songs for Stalking:





    2) The Police - Everybreath you Take






    NICE!!!! It's so funny how many people were like "oh this is our song, we're in love". WTF????? Did you listen to the words?????????? Even Sting was stumped by that one. But hey if people want to give me millions for a big brother song cuz they think it's a love song.....I'll take it.



    That's funny...



    This white girl I knew in high school told me "If You Think You're Lonely Now" by K-Ci and JoJo (she had obviously never heard of Bobby Womack) was her and her boyfriend's jam. She explained that whenever she was lonely, all she had to do was wait until her man got off work and returned home to her that very evening to alleviate her solitude.

  • Top Five Songs for Stalking

    No Gary Wilson?


  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    OH CRAP! i could post his discography though,

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    YOU THINK YOU REALLY KNOW ME?????

  • aleitaleit 1,915 Posts
    One of my favorite films:


    cosign. brilliant stuff. Solaris (no no george clooney), Andrei Rublev, and the early stuff too... i've always meant to track down his book on film-making too... been a fan of his stuff since I was in high school.

  • emyndemynd 830 Posts

    ??? Six Degrees of Separation (1993)

  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts
    One of my favorite films:


    cosign. brilliant stuff. Solaris (no no george clooney), Andrei Rublev, and the early stuff too... i've always meant to track down his book on film-making too... been a fan of his stuff since I was in high school.

    You should read Sculpting in Time, thats his book.

  • AaronAaron 977 Posts
    6. LOCK, STALK (sic), AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS[/b]



    5 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

    Schlock film stock and too many awful actors![/b], February 10, 2000
    Reviewer: Allan Harrison[/b] (Buckingham, UK.) - See all of my reviews
    I wanted so much to like this film. I really did. I had heard great things about it
    from people with great taste, but as I watched, I developed a sour taste in my
    mouth, one that couldn't be removed by chewing gum. It looks great, the
    cinematography is stark and brilliant, the camerawork marvellous, the editing
    superb, but the plot is pure hokum. A load of old dross involving guns, gangsters,
    and a pair of idiots so inept they wouldn't make it into "Police Academy 23: Lost
    In London". The dialogue, too, attempts to have the calm, collected cool of the
    best Tarantino, but instead all we're given is corny filth like "If the milk turns out
    to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it". Whereas Tarantino was a brilliant
    writer, with depth and characterization, this is a poorly constructed shelf-for-jokes
    that does nothing to breathe life into the gangster thriller. On top of all this, it
    features some of the worst acting I have ever seen outside of a school play. While
    the casting is interesting, Vinnie Jones is tiresome as a "cleaner", Sting is nonsense
    as a barman, while Nick Moran, supposedly the lead, just warbles and looks nervous
    in front of a camera. A good gangster thriller demands a strong lead, in my opinion,
    as opposed to someone who looks like a bank manager. To top all this, there is no
    attention to location. This looks and sounds nothing like East London whatsoever,
    looking instead like a poorly constructed, wobbly film set (despite the fact that it was,
    in fact, filmed in East London!), also featuring stereotypical Cockney clich??s. This is
    poor gangster soap opera, possibly one of the most ludicrously over-hyped things I
    have ever seen. I weep at the fact that Channel 4 have commissioned a TV series
    based on this film, and believe that the director should have stuck to adverts and
    music videos (to which this film obviously owes a great deal).

    Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)

  • i wanna staaaaalk with you, all night?

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i wanna staaaaalk with you, all night?



    What about "STALK!....In the name of the looooooooooove"?

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts

    What about Jonas Stalk? Polio vaccine like WHAT?!?


    Too obvious?


    Private Stalk? (Is there any other kind of stalk?)


    OG Woodstalk raer?


    Knee stalks?

    OK, I'm done.

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,127 Posts
    Barry "The Stalker" Windham


  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Kolchak, the Night Stalker


  • izm707izm707 1,107 Posts
    Moulinex Kitchen Appliances


    Bam, if you know this brand (french by the way), then you are a real OdGee...For your info, since you seems concerned, they have closed the company last year. Too expensive because of labor cost in western europe. No more Moulinex mixers...sniff. It's like Technics stopping his MKII.
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