Mother's day Sunday, MAMA Jokes today!
Mangoman
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All right in dedication to mothers day, how about some MAMA jokes for Friday?Man your Mom's got a mouth on the back of here neck and she eat's like this, (Head nodding backwards).... heheheheeh... NEXT!
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THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY BABY MAMA... HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!! (This is all just jokes... love and respect to the women and mamas of this world, fo' real)
your mama's got a pussy on her hip so she can make some money on the side.
(courtesy of dave chapelle standup)
Your moms has two fingers and a glass leg full of Smucker's, and she walks around like "Oh, snap--that's my jam!"
Oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck.
Ohhh Yeahhhh...top that Strutters...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
LOL
Your Mama so poor she saw a penny on the ground and yelled "JACKPOT!!"
Sample: Yo mama's so nasty I called her up to say hello and I got an ear infection...
hahahaha
your moms so dumb she thought eyeball was a game!
Yo Mama so dumb she thought a Quarterback was change!
"Your mamma so dark she look like a pager..........black as fuck with 2 red eyes."
yo mammas so fat...but I fucked the bitch anyways!
HA!
your mom is so fat she was on Maury.