samples, soulstrut and lurking break bros
anthonypearson
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dude,nothing personal i mean they seem like nice guys and stuff but whats up with those two brothers who lurk arrons and the record shows on a break fantasy. see, what i am trying to say is those dudes got vestex fever and shit. i saw them at the freakbeat sale with 300 records on the floor dropping neddle on each one. jump blues reissues on the route 66 label. when i say 300 i am not joking. t.sherman saw it. they usually buy like a couple of records and shit. the one bro threw me back mookie and job at arons because it was priced $7. dude. you guys know the two dudes i am taking about? vestex portable fever has got me crazy and shit. one dude took 45 minutes at guzzos table tying up 100 breaks only to by 5 records for $12 and demand a discount. lets step up or game guys. shit, i dont blink at 2 dollar records, i just inhale the shit (but thats just me).this kind of shit burns my ass.later,ap
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Whoah are you talking about dude who literally took 1/4 of all my crates to listen to at Buena Park?
yeah shit was slightly oful but he bought some stuff.
I wanna know which dudes your talking about at Arons?
bring your digi camera or your soft
macrame, dawg.
But in the case wehre someone's typing up all your shit - as the seller, you should politely step to them and explain, "dude, I can't have you taking an hour to listen through half my records." Or do it not-so-politely. Just tell 'em to stop violatin!
people at freakbeat that morning would have bought half those records. it was a 50% off sale. when i say 300 records i am not kidding. two dudes camped out in the back of the store for an hour and a half with three stacks of records two feet high each. it was a record breaker. i mean i know dudes that will check 20 records. thats one thing. this is a whole other deal. checking anything. checking any record with a black face on the cover.
sellers set up to have dudes treat thier crates like it is a public library. then people who are out to buy some shit have to sit and watch folls check half a table.
sorry for the rant.
ap
AP,
Naw man, I totally feel you. I just think, unfortunately, it falls to the seller to have enforce. Not very fair but most buyers are too in their own space to notice that they're slowing down someone else's game.
There's a few folks in the Yay who are like this and believe me, every time sellers see them approaching, it's like "uh oh...*sigh*" that said, no one puts 'em in check about it.
hanging out in the bottom left, like nobodys fool.
"crate essentials"??????
The best exchange was when he was asking one dealer if he has more records at home. Said dealer (who seems a bit annoyed) replies 'yeah, but it's all $2 shit'. This dude continues to hark him. "Yeah I'll be back in ______ and maybe I can check them out"
The best part about this, is this all went down in ALSIP. ALSIP IS DEAD!
wow, i got kinda annoyed just reading that.
raw doggin' all day .
Muffackers need 2 learn the rockadelic method of
knowing what shit sounds like by looking at them
grooves, biznatches!!!!
This right here is sheer fucking poetry. A simple sentence that I bet has NEVER EVER been uttered nor typed since the beginning of man.
You, sir, are a goddamn genius. If I wasn't afraid of change I'd make this my location.
Herm
I gotta admit, I have sessions of listening to 300 rekkids, but thats at a local trading post where they have an upstairs section of randomly dropped-off records nobody knows about, so I get the place to myself and my Vextax. And its in the interests of finding new MUSIC.
I normally grab a fine looking rekkid and play a whole side while I'm digging in the rest.
BUT.. Hog the shit out of a spot where other diggers were trying to get their own dig on ?? HELL NO. RESPECTING BRETHREN is the name of the game.
And screw needle dropping on 300 reckkids just looking for braeks.
One time I was in a bad mood over fighting with UPS over some crazy over the top brokerage fees and a dude walked up with (5) dollar records and was like "I'll give you a buck". I said $4 and the dude looks at me and says "Tightass".
Lawd...
In all seriousness, I'd break the record in half on my leg, hand him a shard and tell him thats what he gets for a quarter.
Timmy digalot gets love when Guzzo sets up shop at the record fairs.
However if he gets too crazy with the vestex I just have AP superplex him and shit out a terd with beats